How?!

Just how is this possible?

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Communism.

Oil price

Insecure manlet in power position for 17 years.

Sanctions and inherent canadian superiority. Also the arctic belongs to us.

>America is more prosperous than the rest of Europe put together

LMAO

Russia maintains capital-draining cities East of the Urals for strategic reasons.

That's the real reason growth is difficult.

We have to carry eastern and southern Europe.

And all that prosperity goes to the walmart family and the koch brothers lol

BIG
LEAF
COCK

Just take a look at the past 100 years of Russia's history
>isolated from the world market for more than 70 years
>two radical revolutions
>the bloodiest civil war in history
>a world war wiping out 27 million citizens, desroying cities and infrastructure
>total economic crash after transition to capitalism
>drunktard Yeltsin
Meanwhile Canada had a secure and peaceful past and was engaging in the world market & free trade which gave them the opportunity to build stong and stabile economy.
Also Putin was building a quick growing but very fragile economy, it worked out fine for the first 15 years until everything went down the shitter. Russia's GDP halved within two years

Low consumer prices keep nominal gdp figures down
>bosting gdp figures instead of gni

>Cannot beat a fucking leaf

must be hard being you

I'm sorry what companies does Canada have again? Blackberry? lol

The only thing Canada has provided to the world are 3 week queues for tonsil surgery and Celine Dion records

Oil, a lack of trade sanctions, and a generally more developed private sector.

You forgot Justin Bieber.

We have the South, West Virginia, and Puerto Rico

Keep also in mind that there is an enormous amount of unrecorded economic activity in Russia, it's basically the largest underground economy in the world. If this sector would be counted towards GDP calculation, the Russian GDP would grow by $630 billion as of 2011

>EU
>Europe

>the arctic belongs to us.
no.

>We have lots of organized crime, pls include in GDP
lol

>nominal
Yeah, because we buy everything in american prices.

>italy
>27%

Why am I not surprised.

Canada population: 35 million

Russia polulation: 144 million


There you go

Because Russia is literally an Arab-tier "digging shit from the ground and selling it" country.

What I'm saying is the official GDP does not reflected the true size of Russia's economy. Black market doesn't necessarily mean mafia activity, and I know it sounds like a poor excuse but it's something people should know before mocking Russia's medicore GDP

>GDP is export
lol

Loving that image, too bad the oil-and-gas sector accounts for only 16% of Russia's total GDP

>This one diaspora German flag

>Also the arctic belongs to us.
Start building an arctic military force.

When it's the only shit people want from your country it shows that the rest is worthless or other countries do it better. Producing shitty ladas for the domestic market is hardly an accomplishment when nobody else wants to buy then.

Funny how people are getting mocked for
responding to OP's question without resorting to memes and banter

Russia's domestic market is pretty big, and most products are targeted at the Russian-speaking world. For instance, VK is the 5th most popular website in the world, but barely any Westerner knows about it.

>Also the arctic belongs to us.
As if Cucknada could ever even hope of projecting enough power to lay a believable claim on anything of value.

Yes since Facebook is banned
Your point?

hope to project or dream of projecting*
pardon m'english sire

>believing the "le evil Rushen Empire xD" meme

retard

Facebook is not banned in Russia. How can people be so brainwashed

Another reason as to why Russia barely exports anything other than oil and natural gas is the fact that the whole economy was state-owned up until 1991, which means there was no competition inside the country and organisations weren't even allowed to exist. Russia entered the global market merely 26 years ago, of course it takes more time that to catch up with the rest of the world.

I know those are a lot of 'excuses', but in the end it comes down to that. Communism and military conflicts (=political & economic instability) are the main reasons. Every time Russia started to recover from one catastrophy, the next one broke out. See

Pakistan stop India please, with your nukes. or maybe China I know there are conflicts about boarders between them

Why? Well just have our world's greatest snipers snipe you from our shores.

Canada has never been under threat of invasion or had any meaningful instability at any point in the last hundred years.

Meanwhile Russia was devastated in World War I, devastated in the Russian Civil War, devastated in World War II, and devastated throughout the entire lifetime of the Soviet Union by purges, famines, and devastated again when CCCP collapsed and the west predated Russian resources.

It's not a fair comparison.

>Facebook
>Banned
Here's your (You), spend it on studying what exactly is banned in Russia

>Wealth is much less concentrated and dependent on a couple of anchor businesses
>This is bad
Wew.

>cucknada

I was talking about us. Our claim is relatively reasonable. Putin is the one claiming most of it.

>Canadian "claim" on Arctic

>Since Facebook banned
>Thinking someone else is brainwashed.

VK is like 1000000000000000 times better than shitbook

B R A Z I L
R

>haha facebook is not banned, the west is sooo brainwashed, not like us - free thinking russians

These projections genuinely frighten me. How anyone can be against European integration while looking at these numbers is not fathomable to me.

Hell, we even might need closer Trans-Atlantic ties at this point.

It's literally the same thing for peasants who can't speak English and/or think using such a site is something super patriotic.

>free audio
>free video
Actually, it's really better than shitbook.

VK have better design, functions and everything else.

Totally agree. Don't expect rational debate from the same Russians who believe women sitting on the ground makes them impotent (unable to have children).

Every single Russian believes this.

>can't speak English
>peasant

no

vatnik

I think VK is more convenient than Facebook, and it has nothing to do with patriotism. First off all I think the layout is simplier and easier to navigate.
And you also have the opportunity to stream and share media files. You'll find torrents, free music, porn etc. VK doesn't really take any measures against such content, you can post whatever the fuck you want

Maybe if you could speak English you wouldn't be such a paysan, francois. Your country is in need of anglo reeducation

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French will be soon the new lingua franca again anyway

Men too because balls get frozen off
Bet you don't have children?
No wonder

italy though

>he unironically believes that germany can compete with USA

>French will be soon the new lingua franca again anyway

Ah bon? Heureusement pour vous la plupart de la francophonie deviendront africain en tout cas :-)

would it technically be the old lingua franca then? not that it's ever gonna happen because french a shit

When it comes to cars and running a country
No but not at baseball or being fat

This also includes free radio and movies btw. There are groups where people post their fresh amateur porn. As well as gore and other stuff. 100x better than Facebook.

Keep projecting that jealousy, Ivan

I'd rather have too much food in prosperous USA and be fat than have to wait in the bread line to suck comrade Putin's breadstick each and everyday.

Biatch please, even USAtoday and Forbes admist it

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/05/31/ozy-french-language/9781569/

forbes.com/sites/pascalemmanuelgobry/2014/03/21/want-to-know-the-language-of-the-future-the-data-suggests-it-could-be-french/#2cc0d4656d58

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3367012/C-est-impossible-French-course-world-s-commonly-spoken-language-2050.html

yeah, everyone thinking quite reasonably spanish and mandarin are the future languages is stupid. sure thing, keep your head in your faguette hole

They aren't the Soviet Union anymore, they fell for the capitalism meme
>Soviet Union 2nd largest GDP in the world
>Capitalist Russia 12th
>Combined post Soviet capitalist countries are 8th together
rly makes me think

>I'd rather be fat than Russian
>y'know because Russians are waiting in lines for a loaf of bread
Ignorance at its finest

>i'd rather eat transfats like a pig i am than enjoying healthy food

I smell fear in your post

Putain de merde, as much as I would like French to become a world language it will only become relevant if the african francophonie develops and becomes first world

otherwise you have millions of africans who speak French but only France and Quebec that could be considered first world in any event

You can eat burgers and not be fat too
Bet your local Russian place sells rye bread
Buy it

And seriously wtf is this baseball thing

i'm a stoic ;)

This is kinda true. The transition from communism to capitalism was much more devastating than communism itself

>tfw third world poster nitpicks negative aspects of your country
>ftw third world poster proclaims his country the center of culinary excellence
>tfw third world poster couldn't even become fat if he wanted to

"VKontakte" agreed to legalize music with Universal Music Group

Daily reminder that SOVIET UNION was a world superpower and that Russian Federation is an african tier third world mafia state

Not sure but it might be from the world exhibition in Moscow of '89

even better

But
Mafia state > state
Isn't it obvious
Or don't you like pizza

Fuck off

Russia has no real economy. Is survives on the stuff they pull out of the ground. and by controlling its neighbors via blackmail or hybrid wars.

>running a country
Welcoming a million savages in a year and asking for your neighbors who don't want them to take them isn't the Hallmark of a good government.

>Bet your local Russian place sells rye bread
>Buy it
Most of our bakeries have rye bed it's common in the U.S. Americans actually don't even eat a lot of bread compared to a lot of Euros.

>t. Vlad Sergeyov Ivanovich

Russia has a million chances to unfuck their shit and they continue to voluntary hand over control to sociopathic autocrats. Stop making excuses, many countries have done more with far less.

>durr Our wealth is more evenly distributed.
That's a bad thing. It means individuals are less likely to be prosperous, and those who don't deserve wealth are being subsidized to have more.

If you don't let the crazy fucks have the freedom to be ultra successful you have a country that is stagnant and does nothing to help our world civilization forward

>German cars
>good

Point and laugh at this man. Point and laugh

>t. Corporate bootlicker

It isn't a good think, it actually devastates growth in the long term because the rich perpetuate their own wealth by rigging the game instead of being innovative. Path of least resistance. It's a lot easier to buy a congressman and slash the tax rate so you make $1 billion, instead of innovating $1 billion worth of new shit. Especially since rigging works for years

Stop being a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire and stand up for yourself. It's never going to trickle down

Did you just literally dox yourself?

As if that in any way is comparable to our regions.

>13.Nigeria

You ever been to the south? Everywhere but Texas and Virginia are shitholes.

Nigeria is populated as fuck.

>According to the United Nations, the population of Nigeria will reach 391 million by 2050.