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no gfs allowed edition

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Placer is a gay valley boy.

No, you aren't. Shut up you retarded heterosexual.

>no gfs allowed
won't be a problem
only gays and virgins and me here

Girls are gross and have cooties

there was this one qt girl I tried to go on a date with

but nothing came from it

gewd morning

>911611
This user has truly ascended.

girl cooties make my penis feel good

Honestly doubt that there's that many ugly girls at your college unless you go to a community college.

that's how they trap you

can't believe you retards let the dane make a new thread

thats because you stay north of oakland

why do sexy women keep making sexual advances on me every time I go out in public
can't even leave my dang house anymore because of it. they literally all just lust after my cock and it's been driving me crazy.

>Seriously hope you guys haven't had pre marital sex. You do know your souls will burn in hell right?

Reminder that 3d females are NOT important.

I have never received kindness from a woman who wasnt my sister or mother

because you have never given them any
give and you shall receive

You go to San Jose State?

It's true.

thank god no

Is henrico here?

when i was in japan on exchange i went on a "date' with a cute japanese girl

she even told me she loved me when i left japan. i later got cucked by an american intern though.

gonna have a French gf and there is no force in the universe that can stop me

>can't believe you retards let the dane make a new thread

want to shoot skeet but i have no one to go with :^(

East Bay?

my life would be so much easier if women stopped trying to get me to fuck them all the time. geez louise.

i'm still obsessed with my ex, i ignore every other woman i meet
unless they're qt loli-tier

JEEZ CHUCK-E-CHEESE

pathetic 2bh

you're a faggot retard poster
might as well be a braindead tripfag but more attention hungry. dumb slut.
not him btw. suck everyone in the thread off and maybe I'll let you stay.

You're stopping yourself.

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work on your reading comprehension

shut up

He's right though

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Work on your brain problems, breeder.

tfw waste of existence

>76911835
>n-n-not him
fuck off

I thought the pound was supposed to crash

why cant I buy euro stuff with superior burger dollars yet

of course, have you never given the pooper a quicc licc?
it's a nice sensations
explore all the folds and ripples of her anus with the tip of your tongue and try to push it in
at first there resistance but once you get past the muscle you can feel the warm and soft fleshy inside of her arse
goat feel

watch the rudeposting

I wanna be a good man and do good things but they won't let me!

what would you want to buy :-D

I'm going to assume Placer goes to East Bay since he refuses to respond.

>breeder
homosexuals are among the most despicable wastes of skin around.
neck yourself at any time

get over yourself, bud.
you will never get anywhere in life if you spend any time idolizing women

you're only stopping yourself

swear 2 fuck i just saw an alien fly by my window

You were never a good man, anybody who could ever be possibly holding you back is doing it for your own good, to protect you, because you're an evil little shit who never had a chance at making it in this World.

Do normal guys lick a girls asshole, it seems like a porno thing?

yes, see you should definitely try it

they poop from there, you sick fuck

Plenty of girls like it

>Canadian Police

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Care to explain?

There is no such thing as normality these days. Either you're into it or you're not.

i mean i guess if your mouth is near their privates it should be on the bagina and not the butthole.

but maybe it's not as good of a porn shot.

stick you're tongue in, user

You know now I understand why Placer hides his city. He doesn't want anyone to know he's ever stepped foot into Hayward.

someday

my city doesnt have a flag

it often feels that way but we couldn't be. we are included in the constituent body of existence. it's easy to get disillusioned with that. I barely sleep, eat, or leave my house anymore. I sure feel useless, it's pointless feeling that way. the best thing to do in our situation is to crawl under a rock and stare up at the sun.
t. william shakespeare of philosophy

porn isn't real life

people don't doggie at an angle either so you can see the cock go inside her vag better

I'm talking about when you post weather.

maybe i made it seem like i'm overly obsessed
we just have a kid together and a lot of history hard to just throw all that away and forget

I wish I knew what cities you northerners are talking about

that's what im saying...

cum is retard garbage during the day.

so your question is redundant

of course people are gonna lick assholes

maybe you should stop posting, that should fix it

it's already thrown away, bud.
realize that

Do you live in Auburn, Placer?
Hayward is on the east of the bay.

close to it

Colfax?

not that far up

North Auburn?

thats still Auburn

So what you're telling me is that you live in a town and not an actual city.

new atomizer tank for my vape finally came in the mail today
gonna blowing some fat clouds buds

Can Japan still be saved?

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I know at least five posters currently active in this thread would unironically want to do this in real life.

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well maybe I am. who knows
I can tell that you get offended easily. whenever someone posts something rude you stop posting for a while. my guess would be to jerk off in shame
if you're gonna proxyfag here then you best grow some thicker skin sweetie pie. or better yet some thicker ballz

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gross

neat

Don't know how much longer I can go on without a qt italian gf

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So this is the power of the Colombian Air Force

iktf

Hi Japan!

>tfw no ColombiANA gf

mfw i see an ugly girl

I'm sunburnt and tired

It's 28C in my room

ayy my friend that sent me that vape tank also sent with it some candy and a gram of dab oil
truly blessed this day

iktf. it's miserable

I have AC but it doesn't reach my room since it's on the third floor of an old house

Life is not worth living without a qt Italian gf by my side

feel lucky you even have an AC

Might stick my dick in the fan

I'd rather have French qt but here have another Italian

you will regret it!

>He doesn't have an ACU