"Jyn Erso (the protagonist of Star Wars: Rogue One) is like female Han Solo. Even more bad ass than him because she's a woman in the traditionally sexist "boys' club" of the Star Wars franchise. It's about time and we can't wait for people to meet her."
"But really, we don't think we're overstepping our bounds to say that Han is like the MALE Jyn. And we think that fans will jump to that same sentiment, and not just because Jyn's heroics came first chronologically."
Nathaniel Kelly
Who's the male "Baby" from Dirty Dancing?
Henry Hughes
Source fag
Isaiah Wilson
she even manages to look older than harrison ford.
Colton Ward
His ass
Angel Martin
Damn! She looks like my mom.
Brody Lopez
post your mom's dick pics
Tyler Cox
Source or you're a baiting faggot.
I mean, even with a source you're still a baiting faggot- but at least there'll be some credibility to your bait.
Christian Richardson
>Jyn Erso >Jane Eyre
Poetry or pottery?
Owen Edwards
*PRRRRRRRRTTT*
Nathaniel Barnes
*breaths in deep*
hmmm oh yes, yes!!! *snifffffs* oooh yes my dear, exquisite, absolutely exquisite *sniffs bigly* a rose fully in bloom my dear, I truly mean that, a rose *smells* Oh yes and a rare one at that *breaths in* huunnnggggg. If I could just get one more pass of the gas my dear? Please, release your built up stomach gasses from your sphincter, in my mouth if you will, so I can taste it this time
*PPPRRRRRRAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT*
*tastes inside mouth* oh heavens!! oh my my my, my my my *breathes in* oh sweet heavens above.. spellbinding my dear, truly spellbinding
*BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
*tastes inside of mouth* hmmmmm yes, is that onion? *tastes inside of mouth again* ohh yes, onion... onion and ketchup! Delicious my dear, truly a scent to behold *breaths in deep* oooohhh, more my dear, please, release your organ gases upon me, make me stink llike a filthy animal
*PRRRTTTTT BRAAAAPPPTTT PPPPPPRRRRTTT squeaaaaak*
Oh good god my dear yes ! yes ! oh god fart on me, fart on me all day, stuff my noise with your anus burps, stuff it!!!
James Edwards
Jyn is a stupid name. Especially for a female. Rey was passable at best. They should just ask George for suggestions, honestly.
Isaiah Jenkins
A renegade main character that plays by her own rules? Disney is breaking the mould here!
Asher Perry
>Jyn is cooler like Han Solo >even cooler cuz she has a vagina!
Tyler Scott
>came first chronologically Theyre really desperate to push this whole feminism thing arent they?
Aaron Fisher
They already got the male "nerds" by the metaphorical balls. Now they want to get the chicks and normies into it and increase their profits. In a couple of movies they'll discard the nerds entirely because they're too rabidly critical and demanding.
Ethan Wood
Best pasta of 2016 goes to this guy
Juan Clark
Ian McDiarmid looking fucking hot for his age there.
Aaron Taylor
Just like how the Nigger Yoda from TFA is 1000 years old, WE GOTS 100 YEARS OVER CRACKA YODA WHYTE BOI MMM-HMM *SMACKS LIPS*!
John Rivera
lol
Nathaniel White
So which is it, SW execs >Han Solo was actually never a cool badass but just a lovable assholish fuckup who had to rely on more competent characters like Leia, Chewie etc or >Han Solo is such a badass that he's a paragon of badassery of other characters ? Because I don't think you get to do both. Someone post the picture with the guy struggling to push only one button of two contradicting ones
Julian Carter
>Star Wars >boys club Did somebody forget about leia being the biggest badass in thee galaxy?
Joshua Gonzalez
tfw this is something the writers would actually say
Levi Watson
Han Solo is literally a sexual predator who forced a kiss on a non-consenting Leia. I'm very disappointed in George Lucas and Disney for never editing or removing such a clearly problematic scene.
Brandon Price
>quotation marks make it legitimate
You won't get away with this.
John Scott
They've been pusing it for decades, it's just more aggressive and in your face.