In the car with the gf

>In the car with the gf
>Jesus Tod comes on
>Gf says "umm do you mind changing this to something a little more happy?"
>Mfw
My last gf was a hipster bish who was pretty patrish and could get into whatever I listened to. Current gf is a normal/basic girl to some extent. How do you guys brainwash your gfs into liking whatever music you like? I have a pretty good idea on how to, but any tips would be appreciated. Also, save the whiteknight bullshit for the virgins who care about that shit.

>listening to barzam
>sam hyde spagetti poster
Be happy for having a gf. You know youre an undeserving piece of shit edgelord

I love BURGZSTUUM but Filosofem rapes my ears. I'm also a trap SoyBoy, wanna fuck?

>tfw no gf

>old enough to drive
>still listens to metal
>has gf

Pick two

I'll be your bf;)

r u cute

your girlfriend is basic and you're wondering why she didn't immediately like Burzum?

The real question is how did someone as dumb as you get a girlfriend.

The answer to your question is to take her to gigs. People tend to be more receptive to music if it's live. Obviously don't take her to a metal gig though you spaz

Of course daddy

>how do you brainwash

You sound like a healthy person.

>le you must be fun at parties Xd

>listening to children’s music

Don't listen to this. The show will be too loud for her and you'll piss her off. Just show her Joy Division and be done with it.

The thing is I know she's basic but it's a new relationship and I wanted to test the waters to see how normiecore her taste is. It's pretty bad tbqh.

I don't think you're aware how stupid you sound.

>having gf

Spotted the problem Norm

>autists like this meet girls but you don’t
this is by far the worst feel

Protip: one use of greentext is to ironically satirize the demeanor of the person being replied too

Welcome to Sup Forums sporto

*upvotes*

If I made it that means we're all gonna make it brah

i refuse to believe you’re not underage

Speaking of Burzum, am I the only that gets the urge to throw up a classical (roman) salute whenever listening? I'm aware that it's extremely autistic but there's something about hailing that's so fucking powerful.

I don't know how you do it, but you manage to sound more retarded every time you post.

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That sudden invasion of horizontal space makes me feel powerful. I do it before job interviews and dates to make me feel more confident.

Glad I'm not the only one
After I get my gf to become patrish, i'm going to get her to do roman salutes when we're together. I'll take a pic of it and it'll become Sup Forumsmor. She's hot too which is a plus. I still don't know how I managed to get with her tbqhfamily.

I hope so. I'm trying to be as obnoxious as humanly possible here. Just wait until I start samefagging.

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Try putting on some actual black metal that's good next time, not fucking burzum. It's probably the shittiest "band" to ever come out of fucking Norway, and that's saying a lot.

>he's a porn-watching christian who is a non european
Sad!