Thanks for buying me a fancy dinner, user

>thanks for buying me a fancy dinner, user

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Bitch, with that ugly face we are splitting.

>the waiter comes back for the 10th time trying to refill your water

Who the fuck are you? Get away from my single dinner for me only REEEEEE

>buying
I dont think so bitch, you washing dishes

no problem, babe.

by the way, why did you order such stupid bullshit?

>realizing this at dessert

nigga this looks worse on you

nema problema lutko moja ;)

you're not carli banks

>getting dessert
Never done this in my life at a restaurant, always too full. Just have ice cream later at home

You better put out

>you notice her slipping the waiter her phone number

>looking at her face

You're welcome, sugartits.jpg. Thank you for this delightful evening.

No problem baby, now lets dig into dessert.

>and thanks for driving me home... say.. (plays with her hair).. do you want to come in for a coffee or something?

sure, just give me a sec.

Diego Maradona got a haircut

holy fuck guy just pull yourself out.

Criminally underrated.

"Thanks for taking me out user, this pizza looks great."

thats dessert you stupid cunt

Scene?

it just gets funnier as it goes on

what a clown lmao

Kimber Lee - Illegal Cum

Same. The question "Would you like any dessert" from the server is a "no" response I don't even think about. Just seems pointless to spend money on some overpriced chocolate cake or some shit when I'm already full as it is.
What's the point in having enough money to own a lambo if you are so fat you can't even get out of your car? Any gold digging slut you fuck is pointless when you can't even find your dick.

>Kimber lee
That's a tranny

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For me? Its desserts. Criminally underrated lads. The taste of a good tiramisu wil get your tongue juices percectly going for a long session of cunnilingus.

literally looks like a water balloon

>giving head
are you gay or something?

how are her arms tan but her face is a sickly pale white?

>what is makeup

isn't the point of makeup to usually make sure you don't look pale?

hehehehe

>teehee this is a big plate of food for a little lady like me user *buuurppp* teehee wow i'll be doing a big stinky tonight that's for sure *prrrrtttt*

>thanks for buying me dinner user

PLEASE brappppt in my FACE

um no honey that's were you're wrong

I'll h-have the roast beef

>no, sugar-muff, don't put that fry in there! It's covered in salt and it will bur...

>sitting bareass on a public chair

I would lick that chair clean after she's done with it
(Hi Ma**)

Stacy, thanks for choosing me over Chad. There's something I've been meaning to tell you......


I want to be your little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on your breasts. Your magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. You will stick me into your hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for you to bleed all over me. i want to feel your blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with your hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in your hoo-hoo and revel in your red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want you to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that your hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over your face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Where are you going.....?

>elbows on table
2/10 would not fugg

Glad you enjoyed it. By the way, just wondering, do you always look like your face has been photo shopped onto your body?

>thanks for buying me dinner user
>you know when people see me now they never think about the poverty I came from
>you gon teach me how to read after too?

elbows off the table you uncultured swine

Why are there so many pics of women in front of food?
why their instagram is full of food but they keep complaining about weight?

The girls behind know what's going on

>tfw you think of all the games you could have bought off the Steam sale or maybe that cool new jersey you saw the other day but then you're here spending your money buying fancy overpriced food for this broad who will in all likelihood go home after dinner is over without even giving you a goodbye kiss and then tell all her friends how much of a bore you are while giggling and text one of the multiple Chads she keeps close to come plow her while you go home alone and have to spend the rest of the night playing the same goddamn video games because you paid an excessive amount money for a clump of sugar, chocolate and dough that she didn't even finish

I'm lmaoing @ur life

Priceless

I don't know, here, In good places you can try incredible desserts not just your generic cheese/sacher/carrot cake

American athlete

>paying for games like a cuck
>not pirating
no wonder girls find you boring

I mean she probably made it ten times worse

Stealing games is a crime just like stealing a car or a handbag or raping and murdering an elderly woman

if i steal a car or rape an old lady i'm hurting the owner of the car and the old lady
but if i pirate a game i'm noone

i'm hurting noone i mean

>how did he know this?

raping isn't a crime in Sweden

you are hurting the game developer

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game devs aren't people

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She had a few tacos to much

Is that a bowl of candy? Mayweather is our guy