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fights this week

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Totally neccesary to take your whole shirt off for that tattoo my man.

REAL NONSCATSPAMMER THREAD HERE

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Reminder that Fedor's Red Devil team literally fell apart because his protege got busted roiding.

The whole team is full of roiders. Think it's a coincidence Fedor fought well in Japan and Russia but not America (the one place that actually tests) not to mention he bribed the judges in his fights and one of the judges literally came out and said as much after the Moldynaldo fight.

Literally shit tier bald vanilla midget commie putin stooge.

whats wrong with you?

Im not that sperg, fuck off

This is the real thread.

Why he gotta be white?

USADA is rigged. The vast majority of all athletes in every sport are dirty and MMA is no exception.

heeminder that chimp would heem the fuck of a koala

is there any reason to even use this fucking general anymore
you faggots never talk about MMA and spam unfunny garbage and forced memes all day

This chimp?

i think its the result of having too much off time between events

It's unironically really good when it's not getting wrecked by a single autist from Coral Springs.

>waaah use my thread!!!

Does it bother you that the soup is not served inside a pie with ketchup on the side?

I'm here even when you don't think I am. It's not me causing harm to this general it's the Canadian and the guy who spams blacked memes.

Would something which is uma delicia bother me?

What do you mean

Nobody, not one person would miss you if you left.

fair enough

So do you eat sopa de macaque on a daily or bidaily basis?

what entertainment do you get from posting the same repetitive garbage day in and day out

You're really going to make me go that far back on her insta to find the unshopped description?

What entertainment do you get from whining and complaining?

Why do you bother defending a cuckold?

Hey while you're at it grab a shot of the one of her kissing that old black dude

You mean Burt Watson you casual scum?

Not me my man, the monkeys that live near my house are too friendly too be killed.

>21 seconds
There you go, it's way more fun when you're not waiting on purpose before you respond

this is why I make threads early

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Kish received offer to sell poop stained shorts for $15,000
mmamania.com/2017/7/3/15913606/deranged-ufc-fan-buying-poop-stained-fight-shorts-justin-kish-hang-creepy-man-cave

>Dana on the future of TUF
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

Did we ever get a response?

this is why I make threads early

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Kish received offer to sell poop stained shorts for $15,000
mmamania.com/2017/7/3/15913606/deranged-ufc-fan-buying-poop-stained-fight-shorts-justin-kish-hang-creepy-man-cave

>Dana on the future of TUF
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

USADA is less rigged THAN HIRING YOUR OWN JUDGES WHO GIVE YOU FAVORABLE POINTS IN ROUNDS YOU LOST YOU FUCKING TRIPLE NIGGER

Jesus christ you're a dumbass

Here you go my man. They are just friends, and if they aren't she is just being liberated as a woman. I don't expect someone as rude as you to understand women's rights

I appreciate your threads and wish people would use them instead of the spammers. Posting early threads is just going to get you banned, it's a crappy situation. Just know I've got your back and I do my part to get the spammer banned.

She was interviewing Burt Watson the UFC's former caretaker. There is nothing wrong with this image except your phoroshopped blacked logo.

so if we cant do TUF finale picks until wednesday night and the event is friday, there isn't gonna be that many picks but she we start the 213 picks now?

Too early for 213 picks imo.

Is he her former caretaker as well?

Fedor won r2 and r3, lad. The fight should have been stopped in r1 and it should have been a draw since it continued, but that's far from the most egregious decision in the last few years.

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this is why I make threads early

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: → #

News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Kish received offer to sell poop stained shorts for $15,000
mmamania.com/2017/7/3/15913606/deranged-ufc-fan-buying-poop-stained-fight-shorts-justin-kish-hang-creepy-man-cave

>Dana on the future of TUF
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

>She was interviewing Burt Watson the UFC's former caretaker.

Do the kids call it "interviewing", these days?

(OP) # (OP) #

this is why I make threads early

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: → #

News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Kish received offer to sell poop stained shorts for $15,000
mmamania.com/2017/7/3/15913606/deranged-ufc-fan-buying-poop-stained-fight-shorts-justin-kish-hang-creepy-man-cave

>Dana on the future of TUF
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

Not even memeing, a lot of these "journalists" start out as chicks that make the gym rounds. Think Olivi and TAM or that photographer from all the pics at that party with Rockhold and Cruz.

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this is why I make threads early

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

7/7: BAMMA 30 - Sinclair vs Redmond
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: → # → #

News:

>New episode of Lookin' for a Fight
youtube.com/watch?v=LiTZ6_T_UqI

>Kish received offer to sell poop stained shorts for $15,000
mmamania.com/2017/7/3/15913606/deranged-ufc-fan-buying-poop-stained-fight-shorts-justin-kish-hang-creepy-man-cave

>Dana on the future of TUF
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-ufc-the-ultimate-fighter-stay-relevant

>Nunes on Shevchenko fight
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/amanda-nunes-just-wants-win-over-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213

>Zabit Magomedshapirov vs Harcan Diaz in the works for UFC Fight Night 114
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/881716789444579329

>Barberena-Edwards added to UFC Fight Night 115
mmajunkie.com/2017/07/bryan-barberena-leon-edwards-ufc-fight-night-115-netherlands

>we didn't use his thread so he spams us

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Yep. """"""""Professional MMA photographer""""""""

I can't believe nudes of that photographer don't exist.

this methhead guy seems a little out of place

i searched for like 2 weeks

To be fair the judges themselves came out and said they had to give Fedor the win because reasons so kill yourself.

>wanders in to sell you drugs

Looks like the top of her head is cropped out desu flat head ass

I'm saying that he legitimately won rounds in that fight. At best you could argue that Maldobobo should have gotten a draw.

does this person look mentally stable?

Will you commit sudoku if Floyd knocks out Conor?

>"Cody ... Dana wants to talk to you"
>"He wants these hands?"

made me kek

So then what do you make of a guy like Anderson Silva getting subbed by welterweights in Pride and then winning the UFC title a year later? There are plenty of relative nobodies in other organizations that did incredibly well after they moved into the UFC.

>shit tier

yeah that's why all the fighters who matter revere him as a god and some twink on a mongolian fishing board KNOWS he was pure trash

"Jon Jones really gets my juices flowing" - Daniel Cormier 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=vOQ19BM5vfk

Did we already talk about Firas' analysis of the big fight?

Who is she kissing?

Now THIS is a good exploitable for the BLACKED hand.

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Don't do this guys

oh for sure we wont do this my guy

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these memes are so Sup Forums level. i wish this shit would at least be funny since its gonna be spammed so much

what are some signature moves like the mckenzie-tine

EMBEDDEDS WHERE?

>all the fighters who matter
Reem just dissed the fuck out of him

form babby weight 205'er getting KTFO'd by Chuck Liddel overeem? that one?

i guess fedor could have tried to uber roid too

He's playing the game, same reason he spoke out publicly about how great the Reebok deal was for the fighters. Good press for the UFC gets you favorable matchmaking.

the bmx backflip

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Tuss Bless

fucking kek, perfect amount of subtle i almost thought it was just a reaction image

Daniel's gonna freak !

>Coral Springs

>random guy that for some reason said the name of the city I live in

>dad tells you to quit mma
>you'll only ever be a journeyman
>it's time to put childish things aside son
>no mom and dad
>ill prove it to you guys
>im gonna grind
>im gonna beat the odds

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>gets wrecked in semi final
>whole saga filmed for the world's benefit
>parents are 100% right

feel bad for gallicchio t.b.h.

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I got nothing against you coral bro but you should be banned for replying alongside banning the idiots you reply too

You forcing schaub images almost every thread is the reason /heem/ is filled with these retarded fucking posts

i agree he should have been permabanned a while ago but the shit thats going down now is way too integrated in heem to be ignored. its not just one poster spamming any more. they took his spamming and amped it up 10 fold. heem probably wont recover until he leaves or stops posting about schaub

>Coral Springs

Look at the entire thread. Scroll through it, I posted Schaub maybe once or twice. Look how many blacked memes of Schaub's family are posted. I am merely a speck of dust in this place, but for some reason these cockroaches bring out the worst of anything to do with Schaub.
I am here hours and I rarely to never make a post about Schaub unless I'm replying to someone. It's the vocal minority of people that hate me that have made everyone hate me. I mean no harm and would like to get along with everyone here like I do most of the time when I'm posting about current MMA topics. It's infuriating when I see people calling for me to be banned. I love this place and it hurts me.

People unironically think fedor was ever clean lmao

Ando was always trash look at his wins.

Dude is mostly famous for KOing Forrest Fucking Griffin

>Implying fighters are intelligent analyticalally inclined judges of other fighters

Boy, its so easy to have some fresh discussion when there is nothing going on in MMA

>implying a keyboard warrior knows better than an actual warrior

nice one kid

Hi

Who wants to be my friend?

>You have to make movies to know a good movie
>assuming an anonymous poster has never trained
Logical fallacy you just proved you're retarded.

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