/TdF/ Stage 4 - Mondorf-les-Bains / Vittel

Flat stage for sprinters
Van Kerisbulck alone in front of the race right now
What are th chances this absolute madman wins the stage?

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this is going to be a struggle.

Thanks for making the thread

>using pedals

yikes, today's stage looks like a bore

>Bains

>les bains

That is a long stage

the vuelta this year looks like a memefest

whos this cheeky german on eurospurt

>the cafeteria downstairs only has shitty foods today
>go to the next building for better lunch
>forecast called for rain today but it's sunny
>go over in T-shirt, shorts, and sandals
>eat lunch
>look outside
>torrential rain
>wait for a while for the rain to stop
>doesn't seem like it's about to stop
>run back to my building in the rain
>get soaked
>15 minutes later it's sunny again
FML

Welcome to France guys

>Froome's face when

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

good morning

Isnt lebains where that german pilot 4U landed?
Is this THE meme stage?

Who is the German commentating along side hatch?

I imagine you as thibaut pinot for some reason. Maybe he is a shitposter.

Wasn't it only somewhere near LesBains? But yes. I wish this stage would be meme but I doubt it.

Top of the morning to ya

Eh nm, it's Jens Voigt

I know I haven't kept up with the posts lads.
I got a gf. She won't let me watch the tour.
She's at work but home soon so I'm using the opportunity to let you top cunts know.

I'm really sorry.

>what is a weather radar app

also dead thread general

Convict descendant getting cucked.
What a time to be alive.

Would be so nice to be on a motorcycle on those car free roads

It will pick up later on.

>9 minute solo breakaway 30 km into the stage
>not a meme stage

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god trips confirm that it would be nice

You'll always live on in our hearts

Not cucked Slovakia, dominated.

>tfw no gf

look at that beautiful industrial factory.

>this year
Vuelta was always about 100km of nothing and two last km of 30% climbs.

guy on a sky bike,there.

Daily reminder that >Piss Froome and his scum mercenaries are the cancer killing the sport.

Hello, LeMond.

All the butthurt about Froome is down to him being English

*posts in the thread*

*black

Lmao wtf van keirsbulck alone

u wot m8.

he is African.

I missed the first three days but I am happy 2 see all of u

TEL AVIV

Can't find a comfy eurosport stream :((((

Preparing vibe for stage
youtube.com/watch?v=baVIiFJIb3U

>Team sky English

>Broeckx in Tour of Belgium (still recovering).
>TDF last year Ventoux.
>Van Avermaet in San Sebastian '15
>Some other guy in Tour of Flanders '15 I think.
>Broeckx again in Tour Flanders '16

Motorcycles are completely safe.

>1 man break
>intermediate sprint still >100km away
>1 4th category "mountain"

Get ready for snoozefest ends in mass sprint.
>inb4 echelons

>guise let's have the day off 4 days in: the stage

Redpill me on Floyd Landis

>tfw you unironically like Froome and Cavendish

A true rebel who gave us one of the most spectacular performances in modern Tour de France times.

Any cool stuff (like Spa yesterday) happening today?

You either wait till it stops or run in the rain right away, because otherwise you waste time and get soaked.

a doping cheat who confessed because he believes in a sky fairy.

Is there anything more normie than taking a photo like that

the worst liar in the history of cycling

(except tyler hamilton)

cricfree.sc/watch/live/tour-de-france-live-streaming ?

eurosport stream pls

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contact the administrator

kek, the 'peloton' is doing 30kph

If you contact the administrator do you get an English guy called Rajput

I was thinking more riding like the cyclist but with a motorcycle, alone

i am the administrator

contact the viceroy

im gay
hhaha

>I lahv dees kooking revohluution

>Mordor-les-Bains

Can you still spot Team Sky's nips through their outfits?

hello

>> you will never work for CA Technologies.

youtube.com/watch?v=qkFW9zPVpDA

just peed on my floor lol

Well they already recovered close to a minute. I really want to root for the guy, but alone, and 140km, that's way too much.

Ok then. It would be nice to do that

jesus christ all these compensation adverts

fucking degenerates

no

I just thought of something.
If you've ever been to France, you know that they have those horrible speed bumps and chicanes in almost every town, even on the main roads.

Do they have to remove those for the Tour and then put them back in later?

dead thread
dead sport

Also why is Sagan allowed to drive behind the slipstream of that car for half an eternity?

I'll never forget watching that stage where he went super saiyan on the field, even doping that was still impressive.

le fan favorite

Yes. Our commentators just discussed yesterday that they require cities to remove speed bumps and some other street furniture from the race route. Especially when close to the end of sprint stages.

they just don't make them pass through these parts

though I guess they do it when they don't have any other choice

cities are ready to do a lot to be a start/arrival city, the last kms of a stage are often completely renovated for the asphalt to be as flat as Schumacher brain activity

>60km/h

The fuck is Sky doing?

Gotta go fast

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american commentator said 800,000 mph in the pre show

got my tooth removed today guys

>not having the tour on tv
you fucked up m8, no use watching early round wimbly

>wimbledon and tdf at the same time.

I like your style sir

tacit acceptance that this stage is fucking trash

they decided not to telecast tdf this year in india after showing it for 15 years

...nothing happening

who wins this stage then?

Griepel for me.

So I noticed the bearings on my front wheel are pretty rough (older Shimano RH-R550 wheels).

Where can I get replacement parts? I can't find it on any online shops.

Demare

*WH-R550

more memes requiered

couple hours away :/