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anime

Really not sure

phew
looks like i have some people to go to Pride with after all

thank God for grindr

What kind of person browses Sup Forums over the age of 24

where did you're lives go so wrong?

First for me

Would hate to be a cashier

The idea of calculating and picking out change is crazy

I have a crush on a somali single mom

starting to dislike yanks

bit gay x

oh golly gosh mister i sure am glad you found someone to go to the ball with

babestation

wish you could help me get a bf

You're here forever mate

What's wrong with posting here anyway?

bit sad

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is this a yank thing?

laughed harder than i thought possible in this thread

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Why are the two french posters such fucking queers? Christ.

Rare video of them in action.

don't think about red lobsters at all

can I come

sue?

>t. 23 year old nervously watching the seconds go by

fucking hell that looks like heaven

>Man what kind of loser would browse Sup Forums over the age of 18 right?
>What kind of absolute wasteman would still be on Sup Forums after 21?
>He-he anyone older than 25 who still browses Sup Forums should t-totally kill themselves...

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yeah okay hun x

disgusring little scrote

>pride
Why are you proud to be gay? What exactly is it about being attracted to men that warrants pride? You haven't achieved anything?

i do have mates
but i was coordinating with 2 seperate friend groups to go with to Pride
and i told both groups not to worry if they couldnt make it cause i had a backup

and then they both cancelled at the same time :L

>queers
Says the FUCKING paddy

>babestation

i will never recognise trans people or use their stupid pronouns

saw a meth addict yesterday

they really do all look the same

we live in generation mediocrity

Wouldn't even shag her

>Saw a meth addict

FOY

U know when u nut after you haven't nutted for a while and you nut so much it gets a trapped for a second or two and it hurts ahhhhhhhhh

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its about visibility and stuff if youre some kind of social-justice obsessed arsehole

or if youre just a non-insane normal person its just a fun festival you can get drunk at! noone questions whether the Notting Hill Carnival has solid ideological reasoning behind it - its just for fun

lighten up and pull that stick out of your arse ahaha

same as national pride I guess, just nice to be a part of something

>we live in a world where maisie is sexually active and is currently having the best, mindblowing sex of her life so far


best timeline

Kind hen I'll be in the spoons about 12 x

Randomly wanked to trap porn twice.

Petite girls looking "girls" getting fucked in doggy so i couldnt see the dick

But im still fucking repulsed by what I've done. Why did this come over me?

Is this permanent now?

>Wouldn't even shag her

by far the hariest human bean of all time

>timeline
very yank reddity phrase

Never been jayposted before. It's not pleasant i must say

Want to go to a festival in London next month because my fav artist is in the lineup. Will I get weird looks if I go alone?

I am SO offended, reported

It's actually G-posted

I wish I had a crush desu

why do you have this saved on your computer son

>reddit spacing
Don't reply to me again, pathetic twat

I'm in love

isn't there some forum that keeps track of all the babestation girls

i hear that maisie is getting into tantric sex and has the ability to have intense pressure wave orgasms that are 30-40 minutes long if she really gets in to it

and her avg orgasm length is about 4-5 mins, its insane

hmm yes
very arousing

good profile mate (sarcasm)

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This, is the paddy also a faggot?

1x Respectfully disagree

want a lefty bf aisha? xx

why don't you?

Every music video from 2001 looks exactly the same

I've been posting the same way since 2010 and I'm not going to change for your shitty meme you cunt.

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proof that poles are subhuman monkeys

>since 2010
state

no proofs

Need white friends

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pics

maisie can jerk you off expertly with her feet

morning lads

from around 2001-2007 yeah
think things have changed since then though

The boxers are off
Might do a wank and then sleep

Alri, going to bed lads.

Gn everyone except the fucking paddy

youtube.com/watch?v=-RitQ5F4OdM

what is macron's hard-on for trump all about? he was all over him throughout the entire summit

hmm... yes... hmm...

he's a wannabe strongman

Why did he do it lads?

Early 2000s video clips can be divided as follows:

-sunny orange colour filter outdoor shots
-dark green colour filter brooding urban landscapes

GENERAL IMPRESSIONS

>“They’re often sarcastic douchebags.” – David, USA

>“Everything is noticeably more casual. Overall it’s just a more cavalier attitude in comparison to Americans, particularly Midwestern Americans. I can’t really say I’ve ever met a Brit my age I’ve totally disliked.” – Audra, USA

>“One thing that actually shocked me when I first came to the UK is that Brits start working at a really young age. They make money and become independent quicker than what I was used to.” – Mina, Turkey

>“When they ask ‘How are you?’ they don’t actually care how you’re doing, it’s just a greeting. So don’t start talking about your personal life.” – Amandine, France

>“British people don’t care much what others think of them. They just do and wear what they like without thinking too much about other peoples’ opinions.” – Timos, Greece

>“Brits judge people a lot based on where they went to uni. Americans do it with college too, but it’s more low-key.” – Karen, USA

>“Most of the Brits I’ve met seemed really smart in the beginning, but then I met a few guys from Essex and everything went downhill fast.” – Sasha, USA

>“There seems to be many different types of poms, but the two that stick out the most are the sophisticated aristocrats versus the socially extrovert footy-mad lads.” – Dan, Australia

>“Green Street is quite a popular movie in Turkey, so I think that holds a lot of weight on our stereotype of English people.” – Izel, Turkey

>“I feel extremely weird every time I meet a British person and they kiss me on both cheeks. I wouldn’t even do that to someone I knew really well.” – Caroline, USA

like all french "men" he adores the cock of strong men like trump

Hate pooing

youtube.com/watch?v=H7nbnhzae1o

get out

there's a wikipedia page about environmental racism

love pooing

babeshows.co.uk/index.php

SEX

>“American boys really only know how to just hook up or be married, which I find both to be incredibly boring options. British boys actually enjoy the chase and know when to step up to the occasion.” – Tiana, USA

>“Relationships are very personal here, you don’t really talk about them with other people. Although everyone seems to have an obsession with public sex, just wanting to screw in the mud at festivals for some reason.” – Timos, Greece

>“I think talking about sex is less taboo and the act of sex is more casual.” – Taylor, USA

>“I was expecting more of an American ‘hook-up culture,’ but Brits are actually more relationship people and like going on dates.” – Mina, Turkey

>“When it comes to sex, drugs and relationships, I always think of Skins. I don’t know if it’s like that in real life, but when I think about young British people I picture Skins characters – really trashy and crazy.” – Astrid, France

>“I think Brits are quite similar to Dutch people in terms of relationships. If we’re single we enjoy the single life, but in relationships I think we are both quite loyal.” – Edwin, Holland

>“They’re very confident and don’t have any shame about anything. Although when it comes down to the ‘action,’ they’re not all that expert.” – Giorgio, Italy

>“British guys seem like they are always waiting for something else to come a long – I put this down to there being more women then men. They aren’t the most responsible when it comes to safe sex, either.” – Sarah, Australia

>“My German friends have told me that Brits are kinky in the sack, open to all sorts of dirty shit. Then again, in Aus that’s actually what Germans are known for.” – Dan, Australia

>“Sex definitely seems more casual. No-one seems to care how many partners you’ve had, how often you are or aren’t having sex and with who, because it’s none of anyone’s damn business anyways.” – Zoe, USA

Swamp german is slowly rubbing off on me

"Video clip" baka

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APPEARANCE

>“I’m not saying Britain is the only place where people attempt fashion trends they can’t pull off, but there’s definitely an admirable not give a fuck attitude. Only Cara Delevingne can pull off those ultra-chisel sharpie eyebrows, and just because there’s no sun doesn’t mean you should use that much fake tan.” – Rob, Canada

>“Women really love makeup and they’re really good at it (sometimes). They always go hard when they’re dressing up to go out.” – Karen, USA

>“They’re basically Americans, but they wear more football kits.” – David, USA

>“I feel like British women dress better and don’t wear leggings and a sweatshirt everyday.” – Taylor, USA

>“Brits dress very well and seem to always look put together. Guys seem to spend more time on their appearance here than back home, which I think is a good thing.“ – Bethany, Canada

>“I think Brits don’t care about their appearance as much as Dutch people do. They mostly wear casual clothes in their spare time, like a T-shirt and jeans, whereas here in the the Netherlands everyone puts gel in their hair. You don’t see that as much in Britain.” – Edwin, Holland

>“Everyone looks like they’ve walked out of an H&M brochure.” – Giorgio, Italy

>“You all always look more put-together than people in the States, but I also know deep down you all could out-drink and out-party me any day.” – Caroline, USA

>“Brits seem sure of themselves all the time. They don’t care about their clothes, they just wear what they want without shame. I like that about them!” – Astrid, France

>“Everyone has pink cheeks because they drink so much. And long noses. And bad teeth.” – Izel, Turkey

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Oh fuck off david

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