WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!???????

>I am going to end myself now.

The driver's distorted face reminds me of Ashton Kutcher's from the Toy Boy poster

Reminder that 'Rings' got pushed back to 2017 because of this piece of shit.

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>$125 million dollar budget

JUST

Original content. If you don't support this Disney wins.

>Not understanding this is about America's automotive addiction
>Not understanding this is a metaphor for the environmental crisis that is petroleum
Brainlets can't appreciate kino.

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I thought the trailer looked like it would make an enjoyable children's movie.

>enjoyable
You dick

What's this? An original movie, not a remake, sequel, or based on comic books?
I want to end myself!

I'll watch anything with Jane Levy in it.

Prequel to Kojima's latest kino

>being released in Europe this month, presumably to gauge reception
there's still hope for it yet

m-muh rapefu is in this????

what in christs name

Reminder that there are reports of test screenings that ended with terryfied kids crying

nice one, Punchy

Lol

holy fucking kek

>monster trucks
>original

anons....

Paramount Pictures put 125 million dollars behind this movie after moving it's release date constantly and are gonna bite the bullet and dump it in January and move on from it.

is this one of those self published books you can sell yourself on amazon? fuck why don't i have one

nice

Movie adaptation WHEN?

THE RUSEMAN DOES IT AGAIN! BRAVO KOJIMA!

If this is the best they can do, Disney should win.

if we make this a success, they may make a twisted metal movie yes?

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>bad news! we couldn't get the rights to hot wheels sir, OR wacky races. those are already in development at other studios

>uh, what are our choices?