Today's big moves:
>Alexandre Lacazette [Olympique Lyonnais -> Arsenal] £45m all but done
>Tom Ince [Derby County -> Huddersfield Town] £11m
>Florian Lejeune [Eibar -> Newcastle United] £8.7m
>Kasey Palmer [Chelsea -> Huddersfield Town] Loan
>Tammy Abraham [Chelsea -> Swansea City] Loan
>Connor Mahoney [Blackburn Rovers -> AFC Bournemouth] Free
>Danny Williams [Reading -> Huddersfield Town] Free
>De Gay
>SCOTTISH FOOTBALL
anime
>Le French league meme striker who is behind Giroud in the France pecking order
>Le 25 year old young kid who will one day turn good
>Literally who
>Literally who
>Chelsea kid who will end up playing in League 1 in a couple of seasons
>Literally who
>Literally who
Do you think when you're taking your final breaths of life you'll remember all the time you spent waiting for and discussing a multi-million pound company's decision on which employees they hire?
>big moves
>Arsenal
lmao
Shit, I knew I missed one out.
>Pedro Caixinha [Rangers -> Utter Embarrassment] 2 goals from a Luxembourg team that hadn't scored in European competition since 1981
i think i'll regret all the time i spent on Sup Forums and not cuddling up to a plain girl with big boobies
>Pepe, Éder and Eliseu are going to Besiktas.
>PSG will offer 45M€ to inter to buy João Mario
So looks like we'll be lining up like this next season:
>------------------------De Gea----------------------
>---Valencia---Lindelof---Bailly---Darmian----
>--------Matic------Pogba------Herrera----------
>----Mkhitaryan---Morata-----Perisic-----------
Very solid team, enough quality there to see us get top four comfortably, but there's not enough title winning quality.
Why are we not in for Sanchez?
Why you LMAOing? He had his medical today. If that Portugal dude is right, they're gonna spend £90M on two Sporting lads.
>Le 25 year old young kid who will one day turn good
Chris Smalling is 27 and still considered a young talent who will turn good one day.
Many girls will regret not having a guy cuddling up to them as well, it is a tragic symptom of our desperately individualistic and atomised society.
Have the confidence, my friend, for life is too short. Be the one to make the change happen.
>we'll be lining up like this next season
>we'll be lining up
>we
Oh, you play for Manchester United?
Theo Walcott is 28 and is the same.
Yes, me on the right.
la calzetta
>moving from a 5th place club to a 6th place club
i swear when we bought lallana he was like 22
he's 29 (twenty-nine) years old right now
Literally no. Fun Fact: Walcott is the only England player in the squad who has scored a hattrick in a proper match. Wayne 'Best England Player Ever' Rooney has NEVER scored a international hattrick. Friendly or competitive.
How? Walcott is the 2nd top scorer in currently playing England players. Fucking INSANITY.
...
Na Lallana been around for ages, I remember him having amazing potential on like Fifa 2008. Just a late bloomer.
shambolic national team
I'd be an English top scorer too if I got to play up front against Andorra, Luxembourg and San Marino twice a year for 15 years like Walcott has done.
the second highest scorer in spain's nt is fucking pedro
>Literally no
Are we talking about different Theo Walcotts?
Walcott remains "young man with potential" despite being nearly 30.
lads r8 this new meme
i've been working really hard on it
like really really hard
at least a few days work
this effort could have gone into a real project
a good project too if i did that instead
but i think the final product was worth it
the meme that is
the one i have been working on
i think its really good
hoping many people an enjoy it too
that would be ideal really
id imagine a lot of people could enjoy this
which is what would make the work put into it worthwhile
especially seeing as it was a lot of hard work
now i really want you to be ready for this one
i dont want your first experience with this new meme tarnished by not concentrating on it
so take some time to get ready for this
itll be worth it i promise
its really really good
which i guess is just a product of the work i have put into it
this quality doesnt come around very often so make sure you dont miss it
get ready
here it is
no concentrate properly on this one
i know its hard but trust me on this
ok
you must be ready by now surely
here it is
for real this time
>Cacazette
Except Walcott has managed to score a hattrick against Croatia, which is a better team than all three of those. Rooney hasn't scored any hattricks. My point is that Walcott is dire yet he's managed to do better than Rooney despite Wayne "Must Play Every Game" Rooney being given everything.
Fuck off you melon, nobody thinks Walcott is a young talent.
Wew. Pedro is better than Walcott though.
it's good but only if he actually signs
if he doesn't move then it's wasted effort
Defore mate
I actually like this and I want to thank you for putting the effort into this.
Thanks.
Is Defoe in the England squad? If he is, then you're right.
La Cazzata
>Defore
Fuck off Big Sam you Labour cunt
He was in recently, scored at Wembley didn't he?
>Billy Monger crash: Amputee teen racer back behind wheel
And now watch as that angry gimmickfag goes "hur dur ur dat guy who says mong xD". Samefagging probably.
a tap in no less
>nobody thinks Walcott is a young talent.
Nobody thinks Smalling is a young talent either.
You're right. He scored against Lithuania.
Never said otherwise m8.
Why do so many Brits like Jeremy Corbyn when he wants to tax hard working millionaires who provide jobs for the masses?
There will be no jobs left once that lot get in.
>Never said otherwise m8.
well whoever it was made that first post mentioning smalling is a retard
Jeez, you're getting your samefagging gimmick in before you've even samefagged to yourself this time
Women's Euro's is unironically on Channel 4.
once met theo walcott at a fifa competition at the emirates
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>Ted, a white van driver from Oldham who only accepts cash in hand so he can fiddle his tax expenses doesn't want Corbyn in because he thinks the next tax on earning over £80,000 will affect him
thanks lads
appreciate the appreciation
channel four is where sports go to die
or get an assisted suicide or whatever
rip football italia
good post
Samefag.
Looks like Mathias Zanka to Huddersfield.
No one needed to know this.
And still nobody will watch it apart from those so desperate for football they'll even watch that.
Sad thing is, there are genuine women's football fans on this board.
la_cassata
I watch it for memes. Plus a good player will outright destroy other teams. England winning it would kick the men up the ass imo.
hmm
who
According to the Sun, Rooney to Everton is done.
It's been statistically proven than those making over £80,000 are more likely to provide jobs for others than those making less.
Why should they be punished by Government for being successful AND helping other people by providing jobs??
It's pretty sad the lies people have swallowed up by the Guardian that the rich are bad people and should be punished. If anything they should have less taxes, so they have more money to spend and boost the economy even more than they do right now.
Rooney apparently not going anywhere until Morata is confirmed.
A good chunk of /mls/ is women's football talk
pls no
couldnt stand a year of
>the women are so much better why dont they play instead and earn lots of money haha
>I watch it for memes
That's not the sort of person I meant.
I meant people who treat it as men's football, i.e. serious business
The Sun newspaper is about as reputable as the actual sun when it comes to transfer rumours.
>Companies already threatening to leave the UK due to Brexit
I know! Let's tax them more!
>he doenst wake up at dawn to check the new rumours by staring into the sun
this is why you'll never be ITK
Bit of banter, lad.
Ah, true. I mean, it's football, it's something to watch until some WW2 documentaries or some shit come on.
The actual Sun provides light which is used by plants in photosynthesis and these plants turn into food for humans, and humans include people like Willy Caballero who actually transferred to Chelsea.
So the actual Sun is pretty reliable when it comes to being behind transfers.
Melt.
Can't believe tennis gave in and gave women equal prize money for literally doing less work.
great post
>The Sun wants Jon Snow sacked for expressing a hard political opinion
>After it expressed a hard political opinion for weeks
Its lack of irony is astounding
76931742
You are trying far too hard for (You)s, Christ.
maybe if someone in real life loved me i wouldnt have to
>Melt
It's the melt poster. Baiting as usual. Switch back to 'mong', mate.
>seeing the sun
posh southern cunt
melt and mong are such shit insults desu
the lads used melt all the time on league of their own: road trip, so i was just trying to fit in using lad banter i saw on TV
I'm more likely to watch women's tennis than men's though
Samefag
womens tennis has less powermongs and better arses tbf
lads
LADS
>mBRAPPPé
Wenger would probably rather kill himself than sell to Mou tbf
Seething
Yuri from Real Sociedad to PSG apparently
lewd
>Customer in charge of knowing his own team and coach
Mou will never go away from 4-2-3-1.
Matic/Herrera DM
Pogba CAM
Mkhitaryan RM
Perisic LM
Morata ST
Shaw LB
Valencia RB
Tbf it's a team Mou can probably win the league with. Matic is the missing piece to free up Pogba and gain defensive control.
Morata will bring the runs in behind they were lacking for most of last season and perisic is a perfect winger for Mou. Reminds me a little of Willian in terms of work rate.
It's not the strongest team ever but it's a very balanced team compared to what they had this year. A real #6 is the biggest change.
Still think it's gonna be Pep's year though.
It all depends on Rashford.
If he can become World class then we can again cos desu these players are just supporting cast
Trans started going downhill when the arsecucks and their mods started invading
why does scotland even have a league?
Mbappé showed us what world class potential looks like this year. literally made Rashford look like a Bournemouth-tier player. Jordan Ibe tier. Expect Rashy to spend another year as left wing sub and fade into obscurity.
He got lost the moment he was up against decent defenders
t. Anime Liverpool shitposter
fuck off, you're literally the worst gimmickfag.
Hate the scottish league with a passion but did West Ham not lose to a bunch of partimers two season in a row? And who did Southamtpon lose to last season and the one before
>Reddit spacing
>Thinking everyone has epic gimmic he can identify
Apt
>Sebastian Thill sealed progress, scoring only the third European goal in the minnows' history to secure their first ever win in Europe.
W E W LADDY!
>complaining about other gimmicks while pushing your own gimmicks
How ironic
The Paul Pogba Role
Mbappé? He's literally 18. He didn't perform well in the cl semi finals against the so-called 'best defense in the world'? Yeah you're right, awful.
He's the most exciting prospect since Messi and Ronaldo.
West Ham lost to Astra Girgiu on both occasions.
Southampton went out in the group last season after failing to beat Hapoel Be'er Sheva and lost to Midtjylland in the 2015/16 EL.
None of them are part-time clubs.
Im gonna laugh when France fail and crash out of the WC by preferring a meme to two proven World Class strikers, he looks good because of Monaco's system, capped ur post btw.
Also
>Chelsea's defence is not elite