>mfw the new mummy trailer
Mfw the new mummy trailer
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What can men do against such reckless faggotry
EL JUSTO
It's JUST NOT THE SAME.
BANE
looks cool
#savebrendan
Brendan is actually very honored and excited that such a big star is taking his place. He's buying a ticket to see it the first night since they forgot to invite him.
Looks alright for the Blockbuster tier trash The Mummy films are supposed to be
>new mummy trailer
A new Xev kino?
This looks like Mission Impossible with mummies.
JUST
>post yfw brendan commits suicide
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god that female mummy looks really lame. why do women ruin everything?
It looks like Enchantress
I hope she does some sexy bellydancing then
Tom
FUCKING
CRUISE
MUMMY HAS A MOVIE?
>new mummy is female
NO! They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
Maybe he has a cameo
I hope he has the words JUST fuck my shit up in n his lines.
MUMMY'S GONNA FREAK
>Brendan decides to star and direct in a meta film about a washed up actor who becomes a internet meme
>its the biggest hit of 2017
He is going to use his best suit for """the premiere"""
he's been wearing that suit for 3 months now
>BLLAAAHG!! BLAGGGH!!! HUAUAUAUGAGHH!!!!!
he rented that suit but never returned it
turns out the address he gave the shop ownet was just a crackhead
and the saddest thing is that the suit only costs $30 but he said he couldn't afford it
All his problems could've been solved if they had just put him in this movie.