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chubby kot edition

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anime

I like kots

Looks like shes carrying a few kottins

do you lads really not like eating pussy? think it's quite nice.

sorry boys but i am straight

Feel like 10 hours of toil in a 5 hour bag

>kot
unironically using a slavic word you bunch of JFs

*towers over you*

never had sex, what's it like

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I like how you can say you're a girl on /brit/ and nobody believes you or just assumes you're a mentally ill tranny

might do it more often

qt boy *_*

who here would rather have a gf with a beautiful, strong penis than one with a nasty, stinky vagina? anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is probably mentally ill.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.

A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

fat cunt

anime

Fuck everyone in this thread

once again this cat meows on the street

delet this

gays out

can't see anything when outside
too bright

*fucks everyone in this thread*

Alri lads, whats the crack

Anyone else get random urges to lower themselves onto a long, thick cock?

prefer to use my hands or dick

Goodnight white pride

>leave my cave
>have to squint to be able to see

ahh yes, summer

Think my hatred of Kots began when one disappeared one day then returned and spawned 5 or 6 little ones. Then she fucked off again and I watched them all starve to death. My desperation trying to feed them. Kots are Kunts.

haha completely fucked the ol' sleep schedule lads, back to waking up at 6am again aren't I hahah.

might go get a cheeky drive through maccas for lunch lads. what should i get?

me as the trainer

who is she

love how computer chairs are built to completely ruin your posture

I have an actual eye condition that means I have to squint whenever outside

Big Tasty with bacon, large chips, chicken selects and a frozen strawberry lemonade

i just lay in bed on my laptop all day

nah, some of them have proper lumbar support

10 chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce, large chips, and a large frozen coke.
that's still shit for your posture

>posture

just stand up straight lmao?

>chicken selects
explain

The virgin lunch

chinese

screaming

and,
This is a combination thing?

nakayama from hidamari sketch

Anyone at Heathrow here? I'm downing drinks waiting for my flight.

>work moves to a new office and replaces all the office furniture
>I decide to take my desk and chair home with me because why not, they're good quality and it's free
>now it feels like I'm in the office 24/7

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current viewing

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where you going

Oh, and fucking Sup Forums is blocked here at the airport wifi. Brits, nanny state supreme.

They're like bigger, tastier chicken nuggets

same lad meet you by boots in 5 mins

Flying to Vienna. Where you at lad? I was in Venice last week.

not a fan of this blog
*unsubscribes*

>she looks healthy here compared to how she is now

Jon Sopels piece on radio 4 yesterday started by saying trump and Putin "the two people with nuclear bombs that could blow the world into pieces"

Jfc he wouldn't have started that report like that if Saint Obama were president

If you're on the same flight you can join me in the lounge for free food and drinks.

rate

20 mcnuggets and a double cheeseburger

Gatwick here la

ahh the north

average Hillary supporter

We all have the fear of sunlight. How are you legtimising it?

yank invasion at work this week

mmm yes I do enjoy extra unpaid hours

about 2hrs south of Naples

live her tho,i it's alri

where? at a bar?

Slightly less attractive young Nigella.

no lol

Fucking hell lads

Lounge. Frequent flyer masterrace here.

>had the same backpack for 7 years
>it's ripped and the manufacturer has discontinued it

>been to 10 different shops and haven't found a backpack I like

JUST

cor

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FOB

alright

above average hillary supporter

in this position with my trainers, after 6 years I can see a hole starting to open on the toecap and I can't find any that I like or are comfy

For some reason the reformed chicken gives me terrible heartburn. Goujons/tendies are fine.

wanking off to wimbledon ladies

couldn't you visit a tailor or something to have it repaired?

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only paid celebrities supported her

Heading to Luton Airport in about an hour if you want to meet

You jelly mate?

'e

>AB down
>no PGP signed messages from any admins or people in the know to say what's happening

hmm

it's worn out in general too so id prefer a new one

mine are still being made but they upped the price by like £30

like the smell of a musky vagina 2bh. a musky non-pooey bumhole is also nice to sniff.

i've been using the same computer screen for 10 years and i've eaten thousands of meals in front of it but i've managed to keep it clean
quite the thing desu

how much money did you lose?

hate communists
love social democracy
simple as

depressing virgin post

is he ok

always buying skate bags or hiking etc bags (e.g. berghaus). they last fucking years.

same thing

>he does the virgin

describe it

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

Neat to see so many anons heading to airports. Everyone escaping or something?

nipping to a gay-centric boutique, you lads want owt?