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Cute lads edition.

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Wtf, you suck, Brits. Sup Forums is blocked on this wifi. Nanny state.

need someone to poz my neghole

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anime

a university degree?

acne jeans for 35 euros yah mean

Islam deserves a larger say in our political affairs.

keep watching, i thought the same thing and stopped watching a little more than half way through the first season because it was so slow, it gets much better.

is the sopranos worth the watch? I'm 3 episodes in and things seem pretty slow.

Where u from lad x

>replying to an hour old post
heem yourself

twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/883664643675357185

ah yes definitely much more important than stopping pakis raping 12 year old white girls

bum deserves a larger cock in our lives.

oops silly me ahaha x

Where do I get Victoria Bitter?:

NEED the pakis to attack

I was the chubby kid who could barely ollie and broke his arm going down a ramp at the ol' skatepark

what would you tell your 10 year old self to prepare him for life

okay I'll trust you la

call him a cuck

Hate ed sheeran so damn much
Need him permaheemed

thank you mate, it's well liked by so many for a reason, just stick with it and i think you'll end up thanking yourself for doing so x

got a blister lads

this is why there's such a heavy police presence at pride.

>heem yourself
i invented this term

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I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids convincing the bloke that runs the metpolice twitter account to do something

study for your A levels you colossal gargantuan mong you fucked everything
also dont start drinking

why do you hate him

I'm in love with the shape of you
push and pull like a magnet do

dont care

VB VB VB VB VB VB VB VB

Saw a sentence that really made me think

'These people possess a type of stupidity that is simultaneously evident in everything they do, but ultimately does not significantly hinder their progress.'

based chinkies

Islam is the light and the one true path towards Allah

just back from .. wherever I was for the last while

did I miss anything?

>looking through old facebook feed
>turns out i liked a status that said #JeSuisAhmed back when that muslim cop died in Charlie Hebdo and the media focused on that

3 years later and I can't be arsed with any of that virtue signalling or platitudes

don't care if some of them are alri, send them all back

t. arrogant twat who had the appropriate biology and environment to do well academically and land yourself a nice job but takes credit for doing all the "hard work" because everything worked out for you

yuzu?

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i shagged ur nan

>we live in a world where you have to apologise for saying the truth

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twitter.com/LondonFire/status/883613893762756608

ah yes let's spend all our budget benderising our fire trucks and then complain we aren't getting paid enough

if you're alt right you're alright

Jacques cooshayed with your gran

>To poor to move.
>No fucking jobs. (too overqualified apparently for shit work, not enough experience for even a fucking entry level position)
>Last job 2 months ago the entire section ran out of money so they literally mass laid off like 500 people including me.
>Thats 500 more people I have to compete with.

What the fuck am I supposed to do in this situation? My bank account has like $50 left.

off to the gay-centric supermarket. anyone want owt?

>benderising
creasing

OoOOOooooo loving these tennis girls moans x

don't think a paintjob like that costs like £500 compared to one job costing like £30,000+ per person lol

My corner shop has a pretty exotic selection of beers, saw VB in there. Got a load for the lad who played drums in the band I was in, since he'd spent a year travelling around Oz.

netto

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

had chuckle lol

it isn't paint. and a custom wrap that size would cost like $10k

>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

bender apologist

ZIPPITY ZAPPITY ZO
DIGITS BELOW ME I BESTOW

At Heathrow airport.
The other /brit/ thread died apparently.

business idea : londonderry

this moron bestows on select people
i receive ALL dubs

Sex on the beach

Come on everybody

Fuck off mate, should have posted half a second later

Ruined me magic innit

how come the police don't show their support of the EDL when they organise a march?

business idea : make anime real

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drunk as hell but no throwin up

>are you literally 12 or 13 years old?
no
>i know its supposed to be ironic
yes
>but i honestly cant fathom men
ahh
>into their 20's
hmm
>sitting at a computer,
aha
>typing this shit,
yes
>posting it,
Yes
>having a chucle to themselves.
YEs
>it gives me the fear to be honest.
YEEEES

Watching an esports tournament of a game I don't even play anymore.

state of me

I'd tell him he lost the game before he even knew the stakes

why should they?

>how come the police don't show their support of the EDL when they organise a march?

Niggers tongue my anus

Why would civic nationalists want British children wearing MAGA hats

>I'd tell him he lost the game before he even knew the stakes

dead bodies everywhere

because the police are useless lazy hacks

read peter hitchen's twitter feed of the past 3 days or so, or find something he's said on modern policing

proper redpill

Be jelly of my first class lounge burger and drinks. All the other posters in the previous thread thought I was a faggot and stopped replying to me.

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fuck off alcoholic

because they show their support for benders when they do their degenerate marches

if they are all about diversity and acceptance how come they only endorse the bender marches

one nothing wrong with me

How come the police never showed their support of Oswald Mosley and the BUF?

>I'm not a civic nationalist

halfway home and my pager still blowin up

best part about having a gf is elbowing all the horrible roasties that try and draw you back into orbit

>1495269358452.jpg

just found out netto is gone lads

don't know what to do with myself

>all about diversity and acceptance
um sweetie 'gas the muslims' isn't about diversity and acceptance x

ate too much maccas lads. feel sick.

half way home and my pager still blowin up

When did gets lose their magic?

how did she hurt you?

>heem
what is heem?

a bunch of anons have started using it on /sve/ aswell

safeways is gone too... what the fuck...

thought brits called it mickey d's

or was that yanks? now I'm confused

Ate too much beans on toast and monster energy ultra lads. Feel sick

fake and gay