Itt: post actors and celebrities that you were surprised to find out were Jewish

itt: post actors and celebrities that you were surprised to find out were Jewish

Mel Brooks

It actually broke my heart, he was my idol. Now I have to gas him when der Fuhrer comes back.

Never would have guessed it in a million years.

James Franco
Robert Downey Jr.
Amy schemer (ok, not that surprised)
Scarlet Johansson
Michael Douglas/Kirk douglas

I still have difficulty believing it.

>Scarlett Johansson
really? she tripped my jewdar like crazy

that one guy from american pie
I was surprised to find that he WASNT a jew

Same for the guy who played Kramer on Seinfeld.

Yeah, I know right?

Woody Allen thought he was a jew when he cast him in a movie. You know you look jewy when jewy-Juden think you're a jew. To have a career because people think you're a jew.

That guy? Are you sure? Is this one of those "beranstein bears" things?

imagine my surprise

River Phoenix. He looked like an Aryan poster boy.

Stallone is a crypto jew.

Imagine my shock

kek, I saw that too in dinner with 5(?)
fucking hilarious

To this day I still walk around with a stupid look on my face because I found out.

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>"I identify as dave wyndorf, and i'd like you to respect that"

Can a man trust anyone those days?

Post an actor who ISNT a jew.
protip u cant

Wops and greeks look very similar to kikes a lot of the time.

>River Phoenix. He looked like an Aryan poster boy.
CIA

A Jew who is against infant circumcision is a trustworthy Jew.

Sooo ? Like dat hell, you are not !!!

Jake Gyehnhall

this. Didn't change my onion about him though. i still love him

Tobey McGuire

>Kirk Douglas (born Issur Danielovitch; December 9, 1916)

wow, these threads never fail to get me on another one..

>actors and celebrities that you were surprised to find out were Jewish

None, because Hollywood is, in fact run by Jews

white people are either going to be christian, jewish, or atheist

that's 3 possibilities, are you really surprised at all the jews?

Its funny how they take anglicised/christian stage names, bleach their hair blond and stuff

Its almost like they don't want us to notice..

It should have been more obvious with all the subtle BLM shit. Was very obvious after the last season of suits when his co-star literally buys a house for some woman he just employed before entering into an open relationship with her at her behest.

>tfw undercover filthy kike rat masquerading as aryan prince

if you saw me you'd think you were safe

sometimes when i'm alone i can't help but laugh maniacally when i think about how how i have everyone i know fooled

I sware these guys are a perfect example of the Kirk and Spock effect, one is soo Jewy it makes the other one looks gentile

weev, pls

There is a jew for everyone of us.

Blew my mind, to be honest

and my dick

>half Jew half X
>she identifies as Jewish

Every
Fucking
Time

Jewishness is passed on by the mother.

same with the italians and irish

you have a special club card don't tell me you wouldn't wave it around too..

especially in current year where whites are so evil

Reliance on beta contrast characters to elevate the hero ruins all media. Orson Welles was pretty good at making sure every character was at least somewhat charismatic so none of that hesitant timidity would infect his audience.

Harvey has some decent stoic traits that get circlejerked to death.

Really? You were surprised to learn that a guy named "Spielberg" was Jewish?

Sounds like a German name.

all askenazis are just germans larping

Wtf i love jews now

>Isla Fisher is a jew
My whole life is a lie.

Converted to marry this Zionist

Why is Hollywood full of so many Jews yet barely none of them practice Judaism. Are they ashamed of who they are

>Jews
>White

imagine you could sign up for a membership to a club that had amazing benefits. you became a protected citizen, you could take out loans with no interest whatsoever, and there was limitless potential to the benefits gained from networking with fellow club members. an optional part of the club is to do some rigorous, tedious reading and practices with the possibility of wearing some atrocious clothes and growing gnarly sideburns and altogether avoiding certain types of food. but remember: the negative aspect is completely optional.

This is a good explanation.
Has anyone tried faking it?

There's really no faking it. There's an initiation and a rite for accepting the Jewish faith. You have to denounce other religions, deities, and gods. Since the majority of white Americans are Christian, this means denouncing Christ and the Christian God. You're literally selling your soul. This isn't the kind of thing where you can keep your fingers crossed behind your back to fake it.

>this means denouncing Christ and the Christian God.

Could a Unitarian get away with it though?

>this impossible level of delusion

You really are just right wing SJWs

jidf not even trying anymore...

a serious reply

Revelation 3:9
I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.