policies you wish your local would implement
>scented candles for cozy atmosphere
>blankey day where they set the ac to minus freezing
>singles only night
>reruns of old films
>mfw feet up in the theatre watching fellowship of the ring, trenchcoat draped over my legs and blanket wrapped over my shoulders in a candle lit, freezing room
>singles only night
Fuck off whores this is why Trump won
>Forced empty seat buffer zone between people
>Cellphone check-in counter at the front door
>Don't bother or harass single men in kid's movies rule
>No TV ads during previews, movie previews only
>Don't bother or harass single men in kid's movies rule
Prostitutes to give you a blowjob during the trailers
>implying trump will fix any of your personal grievances
>scented candles
This shit as well as incense gives me a fucking migraine
Bringing more power to the states means state issued gf's faggot
>>singles only night
THAT... sounds amazing.
>Get to socialize with people because they all came by themselves
PLEASE DO DIS
>oh look it's this thread again
>TALKING DURING THE MOVIE
I would fucking James Holmes you.
>coughers will be shot
>trench coat and blanket
Why not just one large blanket? Or a sleeping bag?
No loud foods.
>singles only
>weee now i can talk to new people instead of my friends and not watch the movie
classic normie
matte transparent bullet shields to guard from designated theater shooter
Why not just bring your own firearms?
check'd
Meme night, where we all put our favorite memes and funny videos on the big screen. I have a couple of bane edits that would get plenty of lols
falcon stands
Instead of trailers they should scrap them altogether and show more short films.