"sex" scene

>"sex" scene
>the chick covers her tits with the sheet the whole time

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Just like in real life, not that you'd know

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What kind of shit lay are you?

ayy bby I'm bad in bed too wanna meet up

pls respond

>sex scene
>she keeps the bra on

>morning after sex scene
>woman cooks man breakfast in one of his t-shirts if she's pleased with his performance

>sex scene
>they don't clean themselves up afterwards

>sex scene
>missionary position
>show guys back
>hes clearly humping the chicks stomach

this is hot, tho

>sex scene
>the girl doesn't cry afterwards

but they cover them in sheets in the morning. no idea why, most of girlz do it.

>sex scene
>guy doesn't pull out just before he cums and put it in her mouth

>American tv show about a serial killer
>shows blood, gore and all kinds of fucked up shit
>no tiddies tho, and the titties in a painting get censored
Why?

Having a girl keep her bra or a top on is one of my fetishes desu

In 70% of cases it's for the best. Removal of bra often leads to disappointment. Which is the whole purpose of bras i reckon

>interracial sex scene
>woman consents

>Girl has sex with Chad
>She doesn't complain that he ruined her pussy with his thick dick and whatever partner she has in the pussy now has to settle with a loose vagina

>this guy enters the thread
>doesn't get the joke
>posts anyway

>sex scene
>no BBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP

>Sex scene
>No air releasing from the vagina or queefs during sex

>sex scene
>after orgasm, they just fall to the side immediately
>no cleaning, no taking off condom, nothing

>he finds naked body erotic
i bet you fapped to biology text books

>sex scene
>guy doesn't go to the toilet immediately after cumming to 'clean the pipes'
>neither of them wash their hands

>Sex scene
>The guy is moaning
>The girl doesn't ask the man why he is moaning

>Sex scene
>There's obnoxious smacking noises when they make out

>"sex" scene
>girl doesn't sob hysterically and claw trying to get him off

>Sex scene
>They have sex in the dark

>she takes her stockings off and leaves her shirt on

Honestly if I have tontake that root I prefer them to stay completely dressed and fuck them in creative ways.
>he doesn't

heh, you sure showed him

Fuck, meant route.

>couple fucking doggy style in a movie
>guy doesnt spread her assheecks and finger the butthole

>rape scene
>little sister bites lip

Blood is fake, tits are real.

>sex scene
>guy doesnt pay the woman afterwards

You are now aware that women always fucking play with their phones, and after a night of touching pussy and dick and semen and buttholes they touch their phone and never clean their phone so when they touch their phone later even after washing their hands they get those poop semen germs all over their hands and then if they work at a supermarket or something when they scan your stuff and give you change you're getting dirty sex germs all over everything

>Sex scene
>Dick enters immediately without anyone using their hand to position it
Are directors virgins?

Depending on the position and your aim, it can be done.

Why would you even attempt it? and always a bullseye on the first try?

>sex scene
>guy doesn't have to pee afterwards
>guy doesn't return from the bathroom to discover he has to sleep in the wet spot

>sex scene in the dark
>guy goes down on the girl
>doesn't look in the mirror to see blood all over his face

Why wouldn't you give it a try? And it doesn't work every time, but it's doable.

Jesus, user, I'm sorry.

That shit gets me hard every time, fuck you.

this is actually legitimately scary desu

the rest of the thread is just depressing

Cause you wanna have sex instead of trying to beat your personal best no-hands penis insertion record.
Feel sorry for the poor girl he bit!

eww
thanks for sharing

News flash pussy, you get all those germs all over your body when you sex a girl and if your immune system isn't complete shit from the AIDS Jamal gave you when he fuckt your boipucci you will not have any problems at all.
Now if the girl has some infectuous disease (yeast infection, herpes, whatever), then yes, that would indeed be fucking nasty. But healthy girl juice? Who gives a shit.

it's the
>dick and semen and buttholes they touch
part that's depressing, user

You now realize you are touching a dick, semen and a butthole 24/7.

Normies are the most selfish disgusting people out there. LOL BROI LIKE WHO NEEDS 2 WASH THEIR HANDS LOL STOP BEIN A PUSSY
They're as bad as muslims, forcing their bullshit on you and you just have to live with it.

I bet you wash your hands after you pee, too.

>Cause you wanna have sex instead of trying to beat your personal best no-hands penis insertion record.
It takes literally two seconds tops.

I do. I am not a disgusting piece of shit who forces everyone else to touch my dick.

That always pisses me off. Whats worse is when shes mostly clothed.

I legit don't understand this meme

Like I just unzip my pants and pee and then flush the toilet with my foot

I don't even touch anything that I'd need to wash my hands for, are you guys just pissing all over your hands or what?

I don't want to touch your dick

> I touched my peenie weenie and then touched something that someone else touched, that means they touched my peanus weanus
By that logic everyone is constantly gobbling your dick because they're breathing the same air that touched your dick once.

Americans are insecure about touching dicks, even their own, even indirectly.

>Like I just unzip my pants and pee and then flush the toilet with my foot
I do this, but I still wash my hands cause I'm not a moron. The flush easily has enough force for piss/water vapour to travel through the air
I sometimes feels a drop on foot if I'm wearing flip flops

MAYBE in missionary. The trope applies to all sex positions in movies, including doggy, Unless you have some deformed dick that points straight out like a blow up doll then you're not gonna do that.

tbf if my mum cut my bellend off as a baby I wouldn't want to touch my dick either

Well yeah, missionary is the optimal one. Doggy is also possible, but nearly impossible.

i fucked a girl in the ass and when i fingered her puss puss i could feel my dick sliding in and out.

nice

ITT: People that have never had sex

I pay before actually, comfier

Thought you were an Aussie shitposter, as 'root' means sex over there.

How did you find me?

>no longer kissless virgin
>just virgin

i'm making it guys

Mh, the more you know.

Having a girl on top of you and searching for your dick with her pussy is hot.

yeah, youre a confirmed virgin mate

>sex scene
>white girl gets blacked

>the wet spot
Never happened to me but I keep hearing about it. What's the deal with this wet spot?

inb4 muh bitch was so wet she soaked the bed

>sex scene
>the guy is not jerking off in front of his computer and feeling shitty afterwards

>little sister bites lip
>rape scene

>they kiss and start removing pants
>ten seconds later he inserts his penis in her

Am I supposed to think the guy's penis is so small and the woman is so quickly aroused that it's possible?

FUCKING KEK

>People order Chinese food
>Everybody eats food out of carton with chop sticks

Sweat m8. Proper sex is actually sweaty as fuck. Try rubbing your hands together for 20 minutes under your blanket and imagine this now the size of a human.

Never happened to me. Maybe we change positions too often or I'm not having enough sex with fat pigs.

Everybody hates doing the dishes

youre both virgins shut the fuck up

>handjob scene
>it doesnt end with the girl giving up and offering sex or asking him to finish himself

>not owning a dishwasher
>not owning a slave

they leave the condom inside the girl so the semen stays inside so the girl can get preggers

You're supposed to regulary wash your hands multiple times a day anyway, it's just convenient to do it when you're on the toilet anyway.

>guy goes down on the girl
>he doesn't gag constantly because of the disgusting taste

>You're supposed to regulary wash your hands multiple times a day anyway

Are you a raccoon?

This.

>"sex" scene
>there's a female

>yfw you find out that both of you have to at least get our of bed and awkwardly clean your genitals with toilet paper to remove all the goo before rejoining in bed

It's not romantic at all.

>handjob scene
>her arms finally give in after jerking the guy off for 15 minutes and just gives him the simple blow job he wanted in the first place

>guy gets a boner
>suddenly his pants are 3 sizes bigger to accomodate it sticking straight out

>character approaches gril
>girl is actually happy to see him
>he's corny asf but she agrees to go on a date with him
>next scene they're on a date
>she's impressed eventhough he's not even trying. Everything he says is cliche
>they go back to his place to have sex

>fastfoward to real life

-think that what you saw in the movie is a reflection of reality
-approach girl
-she gives an unapproachable vibe before you even open your mouth
-looks like she's got a lifetimes worth of man-hatred and 20 pounds of sand in her stubbly 5-o-clock shadow looking vagina
-look around
-every female looks this way
-do a 360
-then do a 180
-take off leaving a silhouette of smoke
-jump down an escalator backwards
-run through the turn styles 3 times
-*feet pitter patter sound effect*
-burn rubber

>alt right memeist videos
kys

If you are afraid of body fluids you shouldn't have sex. Also civilized countries use a very cool invention: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combined_oral_contraceptive_pill

>no knowing how to meme-arrow

My gf always goes straight to her phone after sex before washing her hands.

You just made me realize it. Holy shit.