Poorly describe a band's discography and guess who they are

>satirical folk music about being a piece of shit
>less-satirical folk music that is still fun
>a blink 182 album except its good
>lo-fi weezer album

carseatheadrest

Incorrect.

>Dark experimental tape fuckery and noisy progouts
>Pop elements melded with the experiments of the first album + a conceptual aspect

I want to say andrew jackson jihad but they have more albums than that

>andrew jackson jihad
Correct.

>For the love of God, the Asian audience hates us because we play reggae
>Listen, maybe if we mix Neo Psych we'll finally start to get some good press
>Ok, that wasn't too bad actually, let's do that again, but sneak back in the Dub that we lost last time
>Hey, we're getting the hang of this, how about some funk? Seriously, we're fucking untouchable
>Wow man, this is way dreamier than we thought. Maybe it'll catch on
>Ok, it caught on, let's record a live version of this too
>OH GOD WE'VE GONE TOO FAR

>noodles around for a couple years
>lets a fan become the singer
>releases a classic debut LP
>singer goes to school and the band releases a couple decent albums while he has breaks from school
>singer quits for a while and band is forced to rename themselves with a different singer
>original singer comes back now and then when he feels like it and they release some more okay albums never living up to the original

Fish Mans

black flag

very close

Minor Threat?

>ambient/glitchy soundscapes mixed with cathartic rockers
>electronic elements are dialed back a bit, but when they show up they are even more experimental than the first album
>band is reduced to a trio and releases a quiet and introspective double album
>their most divisive, experimental, and interesting album, raped by p4k
>the response to the last album produces a more singer-songwriter, indie rock album
>outtakes from the last album + ambient noise stuff returns
>signed to a big indie label, lineup of 10+ members
>weird ambient guitar album
>psychedelic acoustic folk songs about existentialism
>the divorce album
>a return to electronics
>the most the band has ever sounded like a conventional rock band
>subdued contemporary folk
>soundtrack to a performance art production
>after almost 5 years off, the band returns with another divisive album that gets p8 by p4k

I'll be happy to see if someone guesses this, I think it would be p easy if you're familiar with the band

ring a ding ding

Hmm this has me stumped

>One of the best Hip Hop albums of all time
>F U C K NO GO BACK
>Let's try again but less shitty
>Last part, best part
>I have a lot of friends
>Eminem ruins this album
>Too big
>I'm retiring
>No I'm not
>Music based off movie
>3rd part everyone hates because pop
>Collab with BFF
>I hear trap is a thing
>I hate my BFF now also critics like me again.

Jay Z

Yep. I made that too easy. Let me think of another.

maybe Descendents

>we wrote most of this in middle school
>best album to listen to while sick
>how the fuck did a label pick us up
>no longer using tape recorders
>album title lies about number of songs
>spongebob
>the guitarist's balls
>beatles ripoff
>depression
>stuff that got cut from previous albums
>shit

ween

you are correct

Ween?

yep

andrew jackson jihad

to finish it off
>muh surrealism (I actually really like this one)
>muh surrealism 2

this heat

Got it

>the mother of all hipster black metal albums
>we folk now
>jk we black metal again, but that early shit was baby stuff lets make it raw as fuck
>ayyy lets try to put electronic stuff and other instruments in out metal
>fuck metal it's for children, lets just keep the electronic stuff and the other instruments
>Oh man I miss having some guitars, lets make this one more rock-ish
>ugh why did I ever want to do guitar shit again? Dark ambient all the wayyyyy!
>okay okay okay, check this out: dark ambient mixed with rock aight?
>jeez fine we'll keep it dark ambient again if you guys hate rock so much! We even got an orchestra to perform so it'll be extra epic
>Do you guys remember that Talk Talk band that cut/paste improvisations? Lets do that!
>We Dead Can Dance: Synthpop edition now

The Descendents
Ween?

OTC?

ulver

i'd like to check these guys out if you don't mind spoiling it

>the california sound meets delta blues
>psychedelic elements take over the music
>you know this one
>the underrated, more cohesive, and better younger brother of the last album
>lets take the more conventional elements of the last album and slow down the tempo like 80%
>pop producer is brought in and yields a solid rock album
>uhh
>what's happening
>that's more like it
>that's more like it pt. 2
>"swan song" album

>fuck everybody
>post punk
>lmao fuck the fans we're doing disco now

dead

joy division/new order

Psst, it's Joan of Arc

>Really forgettable acoustic album
>Has first big single
>Style being more developed
>Critical darling
>More detailed instrumentally, style growing more
>Masterpiece #2
>I like psychedelic
>I like jazz
>I like blackface
>I made this for a friend who died
>Oh
>GOd
>The 80s
>Less bad than the others, mediocre AOR
>Ok that's better
>Last album of purely original material
>Beautiful orchestras with seasoned aged voice and best late career work
>The same as the last album but worse
>I quit

Wrong.

Beck?

Nope. Older.
Beck could've been a good option though should've done him.

>lol so randumb Xd
>the chinese are cool ijabiuABIAUVBNSIDCNBVIASDNOVDNDOIJNVSDONSDONSVDODNSOISDVNOSDVNIDVODVOSN
>my childhood was sad and my family were jerks to each other but thats ok im comfy
>hey uh god is pretty cool
>my childhood was sad and a lot of my friends died or left me and my my was a jerk but thats ok im EXTRAVAGANT
>IM DYING (i love you)
>you died (i love you and hate myself)
>its me and a bunch other guys and we do space

easy or hard idk

gang of four?

sufjan

Correct

this isn't lou reed but jesus some of it fits so well.

anyhow
>good
>it's like jazzrock for people who dont like jazz
>critical darlings
>dies

>gang of four?
Also wrong.

>Really strange lineup of chavs from England doing mediocre punk in the 80s
>Asshole producer comes along and forces a pound of weed with their contract
>Start with a positive outlook and make some pretty decent singles about lesbians and running away from home
>Start selling out places across the country
>Drop album that changed the direction of music in the coming years and started an entire new genre
>Instantly get sued by asshole manager while recording a bside album
>Go to court for five fucking years
>Produce second good guitar heavy album
>Fall off the face of the earth. Vocalist ends up in a Harry Potter movie
>Reunite in 2014
>Make another mediocre single and an incredibly good one
>milk the cash cow
>¿¿¿

Bowie?

Nope. Keep guessing.

Nick Cave?

>testing the waters in acoustic and minor logo
>180 beep boop
>Life is hard
>Life is sad
>Life is a journey
>And that's okay
>Life is a beautiful mess, I fucked everything up and I think I'm gay
>Life and love drove me insane
>Life leads to death and I think I like heroin

>like listening in on people's dreams
>more structured with a guest singer
>elevator music
>this is just indie folk
>it's like a second-hand store threw up all over an Animal Collective album and it's awesome

sufjan?

i feel like lo-fi weezer album perfectly described pavements slanted and enchanted

>the only album that could really be considered the genre that this band is famous for
>hardcore pop punk
>please hate this album or i will die

sufjan

Bingo

>High school jam band
>WELL
>Dude the universe lmao
>sellout
>What's that you didn't like the last album? Here's more of it
>I just wanna go to sleep

Captain beefheart?

Fuck! Response to wrong one. This one is beefheart

Fuck!

No I was not captain beefheart.
I’m surprised nobody’s getting it. I either did a horrible job, an amazing job, or nobody cares about the artist I used.

>Dub and like 8 other genres
>Peak album
>Let's feature more artists why not
>Electronic album no one talks about
>Hey let's just have the featured artists make the whole album

>high school bedroom-core
>...but worse
>way better than it has any right to be
>"or is it 'daniel johnson'?"
>tfw no comfortable chairs
>greatest album of all time
>angry breakup record
>how is it so consistent when it's over two hours long
>so long, suckers!
>completely unnecessary
>wtf you can tell what he's saying now

Gorillaz too easy.

>>how is it so consistent when it's over two hours long
holy shit this, nervous young man is the shortest two hour album i've ever listened to

>DUDE PARTY LMAO
>DUDE SPACE LMAO
>DUDE EXISTENTIALISM LMAO
>DUDE RETRO LMAO

this one will probably be pretty obvious if you're familiar with the artist but here goes
>haha pop punk sucks lol
>okay, what if i make something that's just really fucking heavy
>ok what if i do that but with a band and more actual musical elements and craft one of the greatest metal albums of all time
>now that i've gotten all that anger out i can be alone and sing about deeper emotions with wall of sound production
>guys im actually fucking insane
>ok time to go make another heavy album........well this kinda sucks
>hey that one time when i was more honest and emotional worked out really well. i'mma do that again but make the wall of sound less dreamy and more massive and heavy
>ugh all the fans want is my old band with the heavy shit. let's just shit out an album to keep them satisfied
>but at the same time i'll start another band and we'll make more atmospheric metal. let's throw some pop rock in there too just cuz
>actually metal is kinda gay i'm just gonna make dark ambient
>well that sucked, fuck it i'll just stop taking my meds and make another crazy ball-bustingly heavy metal album with my old band again but blend it with my proggy shit from before
>ok that was cool and nice, now i can finally put that band to rest and make more prog metal with my new friends
>wait fuck the label wants another one from the old band ok fine we'll do this shit one more time but no more after this okay
>god all this metal shit is so tiring. what if i just make ambient music again
>well that sucked again, fuck it i don't need anyone's help i'm just gonna make a ridiculous concept album with myself and a drum machine

Daft Punk.

part 2
>ok after that break i've got a new project for you guys, here's the first part it's a mostly mellow prog-ish album i guess
>fuck it lets just make pop metal hahaahaha holy shit this is so much fun!!
>ok that was fun now lets make another zany heavy proggy metal album with fart jokes and weed and cheeseburgers
>finally, i've crafted an album you can sleep to that doesn't suck!
>ok even though i said that project was just gonna be 4 albums here's another pop metal album
>please help crowdfund me so i can make this ambient country album with this chick
>they want a sequel to the concept album so here you go, one (1) sequel with an added side of fart jokes. also i'll chuck in another pop metal album along with it, now its a double album
>let's go back a bit and make another pretty straight-up prog metal album now

Bingo

>quirky, cool
>unpopular album but is one of this band member's favorites
>chill, kinda forgettable
>atmosphere, yelling
>stripped down, pretty, folky
>love songs and breakup songs
>first true pop album
>most popular album, overrated desu
>underrated
>annoying and kinda bad

>Psychedelic garage rock
>It's an audiobook now
>Even more psychedelic than the first one
>No one really talks about this one
>People really talk about this one
>$1.00
>I look real happy but I feel real dark
>∞
>Sounds BETWEEN the sounds
>Wait are we making an audiobook or not??
>Elevator music
>Krautrock

faust?

Modest Mouse

>lo-fi NOISY pop, erics trip rip
>studio fuckery, harmonies
>their biggest album, double album
>SPACE AND DEATH
>went on to form another band

velvet undergound

King gizz

Yep you got it

I don't know how it took 3 different people to get this one I thought it was obvious

>Eclectic rock and roll, starts despite protest
>A president of the United States
>Water everywhere, also birds
>the answer is at your fingertips
>the rest of the band is hired
>the best song on this one is a cover
>oh yeah this one existed
>unfortunate timing: the album
>for the kids!
>strong sad makes a music video
>kids 2: alphabetic boogaloo
>impressed me
>kids 3: the kid-dining
>kids 4: in Da Hood
>eh. whatever
>I see a communist
>HOLY FUCK
>kids again
>THEY BACK BABY
>to be continued...

Microphones

got it

They might be giants

Correct

>dude I'm using the band name to debut even though it's my solo album
>the real debut, folk country with good songwriting and accordion
>dude let's take all but 5 songs from the last album and add some new ones
>self-titled but not really
>the real self titled, reusing some songs from the last one
>the self titled but more dylanesque
>the previous album but more rock-y, also one of the key members almost died two times then went solo
>the time they all did cocaine and decided to fuck with everyone by going electronic
>hey we fucked up, here's some rock
>steadily returning to form, but more depressing

>Gotta make sure everyone knows my love for UK dubstep
>Releases album primarily based around this sound with a few of the songs from the prior eps on it.
>Releases new eps with change in sound and possibly new direction
>OMG this is great, very dark, moody, and atmospheric. love the r&b samples
>the next three ep's they release have the same atmosphere and sound as the aforemtioned album and seem to tie together very nicely with one another.
>hiatus hiatus hiatus hiatus, boring ambient like project with a looping r&b sample at the end of track 2 to let their fans know they still got it.
>Releases even worse ambient project, please stop
>Releases track very symbolic of their original sound while simultaneously praising their hardcore roots.

>Neat rock with an electronic spin
>DUDE PIZZA FOUR TWENTY DICKS CATS NES GAMEBOY

>hey guys we're real artists too I swear
>See, told you we were on to something
>We were on to something part 2: it's even better this time
>Alright we've proven ourselves, time for some pop music
>EVEN MORE POP MUSIC
>Oh God why did it have to end like this

Anamanaguchi

Nailed it

amanamananaguchi

>"you spilled math in my hardcore"
>new vocalist
>glitchy shit
>back to sounding like the second one
>so are we accessible now or what
>psych we made an album that's over 40min aaaaaaaaand we're breaking up

>Funny man and friend
>Funny man and friends
>Funny man and friend: The less good one

>grr teenage angst fuck you
>grr teenage angst I'll fucking kill you
>Maybe I'll be a screenwriter
>What if I tried to make really good music
>Really good music

Mothers of Invention?

devin townsend

>I don't know how to make an album, I like Depeche Mode though...
>I'm not fucking Depeche Mode REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>More REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, with suicide now.
>Suicide album but for real this time
>Okay, I'm going to do it this time.
>Never mind, have some hard rock lmao
>Okay, fuck that, let's layer this mother fucker and try to change subjet matter
>That was fun, LET'S GO BACK TO DEPRESSED ANGER. And let's try to make make this super fast too.
>Another depression album, more sadness, less anger.
>YOU THINK I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY ANYMORE?
>Okay, let's make depressed/angry record now.

this sounds cool, anyone wanna spoil it?

>The local outcasts got hands on a bunch of horns
>hey wait a minute I know that drummer from somewhere
>The best one, bite me, it's the best album
>Where did the horns go
>not as bad as everyone says

>let's make one album and call it quits, solidifying our legacy as one of the best in the genre
>psych

No.

If nobody gets it in a few I'll spoil it

>post-punk with a glockenspiel
>religious post-punk that's as flat as syrian bread
>dance punk with a side of irishness
>proto-shoegaze: slightly more ambient edition
>proto-shoegaze: critiquing america edition
>proto-shoegaze: literally a movie edition
>scratch that, we're instead taking elements from early electronic music
>SENSORY OVERLOAD AND ALIENATION
>It's like the above but it got fucked up thanks to a really fucky studio issue
>selling out like never before
>sell out 2: meme edition
>sell out 3: sell out harder
>sell out 4: now truly hated by everyone
>sell out 5: slightly better than before

This could be a lot of shit but I'm gonna say American Football

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