>>76943717

He was never in the line of fire.

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>implying brendan will take this shit from anyone much less a manlet

It just looks like every other tom cruise movie.

if you told me this was some sort of weird mission impossible jack reacher bullshit i would believe you

>memeing Brendan into your viral marketing
Shameful

Tom Cruise was never good

yfw brendan saved by bollywood


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At this stage, Brendan will not only bite the bullet, he'll swallow it too.

>grunting stock sound as the pilot is hit by a murder of crows

>62 years old

how does he do it

Jack reacher is kino

>crashing this plane

can't wait for the interrogation style of Belle Wilson

aliens

>71 years old

Amazing.

>that shit cgi
>that shit audio

what were they thinking


also, is Tom being made younger using cgi in his movies? because he always looks old as fuck in stills

based scientology

Was crashing the plane part of your plan Mummy?

OF CURSE

>Top Gun 2

Yeah I'm thinking he's back

>grown up nelly

>topper gun

is this going to be a parody?

>youtube.com/watch?v=IjHgzkQM2Sg


>Birds can crash through a plane window

Dropped

>straight to dvd
christ, didn't even know that was a thing on IMDB

does he look like CIA to anyone else in this scene?

DKR reboot when

First post. Best post.

Magic birds

>opening shot is a plane
>two military men (probably work for the CIA)
>Tom Cruise has similar garb/ haircut as CIA
>mummy is a "masked man"
>casket is a "big guy" for you (Tom Cruise who is small)
>"gets caught" on plane
>breaks windows
>crashes plane with no survivors

is it just me or is this trailer eerily similar to the first scene of DKR?

>it's a Tom Cruise is sprinting away from danger episode

>Universal Monsters Cinematic Universe
>mfw

Botox.

> Finally, after all these years, i have become The Mummy™

Cruise definitely dont do fear screams very well

can anyone here do a good cruise impression so I can redub this trailer with some version of CIA's lines from the plane heist?

it sounds like some generic placeholder audio

>tfw Crowe is credited as "Dr Jekyll"

I'm torn up by this movie. I like almost all movies Cruise is in but on the other hand it's a bit of a middle finger to our guy Brendan

Ughhh you don't get to bring plagues

>Cruise removes the sarcophagus lid
>It's brendan fraser
>"you... was flushing your career down the toilet all part of your plan?
>brendan: "OF COURSH"
>cruise: "the alimony... the box office bombs... the hairloss... they were all done to get me in this reboot"
>brendan: "You agreed to that interview with 60 minutes, the Church sent me to find out what you told them"
>cruise: "NOTHING I SAID NOTHING"

this movie probably wont have moments like this one : youtube.com/watch?v=q0p66nmaeOU

look at the top of his head

I cant wait to see this

Brendan could've really used a bullet.

>DR JEKYLL IM HYDE
>uh you don't get to bring yourself
>THE FIGHT PLAN LISTS ME, MYSELF, AND ONLY ONE OF ME. ONE OF US GETS TO STAY ON THIS PLANE

>Welcome to a world of Big Guys

Tom Cruise looks like CIA with this haircut

...

Damn, P Stew looks pretty good for a guy approaching his 80s.

Looks like least I get to masturbate to the mummy.

that's some TOP TIER KINO right there

I'd shoot him. He'd thank me.

I take it this movie is not going to have a comfy video game?

I hate the way media is done nowadays.. back a decade ago you got a cool game, some nice collectable toys and some nice merchandise (not to mention a disc that came with flash games for my mummy returns vhs copy).

It was a good time.

>1:15
that fucking repeating shriek

You cannot tell me you did not hear it.

Them graphics

I used to love the big hard cardboard boxes you got with the games for PC games and how the manuals were as thick as your average book with loads of lore and art. Feels so empty when pc games aren't even stores anymore, i always preferred shopping in person.

The best movie cover ever

who's the midget blonde they hired specifically to be shorter than tom cruise?

He didn't fly so good

Yeah I love collecting old games and movies. They put so much effort into the designs compared to now.

>mfw my parents threw out a lot of my old game boxes because I was just a kid and didnt realize how valuable or amazing it is to have them all these years later
REEEEEEEEE

>He's a big Mummy

...

Banebdjedet?

>Topper Gun

is that his name in the movie?

It looks really good. I hope the studio keep this dark tone of the film.

>First person to open the sarcophagus gets to stay on my plane

He still stars in his own shows too, Blunt Talk is pretty funny.

Will Tom be riding a coffin through a river of blood?

oh god

at the time I would've been 'meh' about this, but now it's too fucking funny.

yeah

>Minorities Reported
>Operation Impractical
>Topper Gun
>all 3 coming up after Mummy reboot with Tom Cruise is announced

What am I missing here? Is Fraser this pissed Cruise stole his role or am I missing something here?

childhood game, pretty creppy

The joke

it makes me sad that some up and coming 20 something actress has to play the love interest of a middle aged man

...

Damn that level was hard

It would not work if they cast a 45 - 50 year old women. Women don't always age that well and Hollywood knows this no offence.

it's not even about aging, look at sean connery in entrapment, he wasn't pretending to be anything less than 60

>original was a comedy adventure romance
>reboot is an action flick

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My sides

>when the divorce papers come in

Will the Mummy's curse JUST Tom Cruise?

>Lara Croft better watch out

>trailer opens with a single piano note
STOP