/hoc/ - moose meat edition

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Moose meat is Kino

Moose > Bear > Cow > Pig > Deer > Lamb > Fish

Do you eat sushi with chopsticks?

McMeme contract soon.

was it autism?

fish is great. if i had to pick only one meat to eat the rest of my life it would be fish or chicken

Bob Mckenzie thinks 8x$12.25m.

BASED.

>be player in Edmonton Oilers
>eat prison food

DRINK

THE

PINK

who EASHL here?

You can tell by his face that he is eating prime moose steak

My brother had that same problem but it doesn't bother him anymore now that he killed himself

>literally drinking Biosteel

I get he hawks it, but why drink that swill when you have a bonaqua merchant on your team?

Cow > Pig > Lamb > Rest > Fish

Actual ranking:

Cow> Reindeer> Pig> Chicken> Fish>>>>>>>>>> Rabbit> Lamb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest

Lamb and rabbit both taste like piss so they're interchangeable.

So what is this announcement we're all waiting for? I'm at work and can't get to a tv.

Fish > Reindeer > Cow > Lamb > Deer > Pig > Moose

t. finnish meat man

youtube.com/watch?v=4Ij0Nj5cAO0

ON NOW!

Would prefer they just play naked all the time to be frank with you my pham

Oilers press conference, starting now pretty much. Expected to be McDavid's contract announcement. Bob McKenzie and others expect 8 x $12.25 million per.

You look like you have mercury poisoning. Stop eating fish immidietly

Only manchildren don't like fish

This reminds me. I gotta call my only single4ever friend and ask how he's doing.

I may actually even watch it if that was the case.

Fish is literally gook food.

>i rate pig meat

I thought it was Sweden that didnt eat pork.

McGaykids jaw has grown. Looks like toews tbqh

12,5 is actually not bad. Could have been worse.

>8 years at $12.5 AAV
EIGHT MORE YEARS, BABY

Good for the Oilers. Pity they're just gonna be the Capitals of the West.

Of medicority lol

I dont eat animals that bathe in literal shit and look like auston matthews

How much will Draisatl sign for?

>would rather eat animals that literally swim in their own piss

Moose> Cow> Deer> Pig> Fish

t. Ontario meat man

Where does elk rank?

6 million

This leaves about 7-8 mils for Draisatl.
They'll be the new Pens.

Between $6.5 and $7.5 mil.

Literally the lowest on the Deer tier

>mfw matthews gets 13 million per year

6 gorillion

And Toronto Sports Network/Sportsnet would still praise it as a good deal.

>tfw binland doesn't have the mighty elk in this forest filled country of ours.

Pls describe what it tastes like.

>trying to watch oilers press conference
>katz faggot son's Jew fro is blocking entire screen

Fuck I hate that kid with his gay manlet lifts

Like dulled out moose.

OUTTA MY WAY, NHL FUCKING SHITS

>@TSNBobMckenzie
>Jesse Puljujärvi signs $12.6M x 8y extension with Edmonton Oilers

>8 years

srsly that fucking faggot is not even his biological son. Why would you parade your cuckoldry around like that?
If I was Katz, I'd have him hidden somewhere in Bahamas loaded with cocaine.

yeah like drai is gonna settle for that

Why do Finnish players hate Poopoopeepeeinajarvi so much?

>Pulmu
>It's so exciting playing with Laine, he always scores, so I love passing him the puck, I love getting free assists!
>Peepeepoopooinajarvi is okay

>none of the three are wearing ties
what the fuck is their problems?
wouldnt want to play for an organization were the gm, owner and captain have no sense of right and wrong

pulju run, fucking run

Caps West confirmed

Well it sure must be some next level of shit tier meat then.

>"Why Matthews deserves more than McDavid"

This.

8 years of 2nd round exits confirmed.

Pongs 9peat incoming.

7.5*8 for a young 70 point center is just fine.
He can go chase bigger bucks but it also means he will be missing the dynasty experience.
He got some of those points playing wing for the great one too, so it's not like he is a generational talent or something.

>Niemi retires with a ring on his every finger

>A Finn without fashion sense talking fashion
kys

Why don't other teams just draft and develop their own McDavid?

Not everyone has the development coaches and personnel that Oilels do.

how much was the max contract again

Autism is only 1/68 kids in Canada

No. Oilers are building around a center instead of a winger like Ovie

they can always dump RNH for pennies on the dollar and retaining 30% of Lucic makes that a movable contract too. They will find a way.

>talking about fashion sense
>what is dress code
baka sven

*2 centers

>Chicago didn't really succeed with high paying stars

are the coilcucks fucking retarded

oilers are building around Pulju. McDavid deal was just to ensure that Pulju can play with a center he wants.

>muh childhood hero

That little fucker wasn't even born when Wayne retired.
Kids are so fucking dumb.

How much are memethews and laine gonna get paid?

My favorite Swedish song

youtube.com/watch?v=silhiFzzL5I

Wayne retired in 99

Bud Patrig Gane??? :DD

Matthews will be in the AHL by the time his ELC ends. Laine will settle for 28*8.

Finnish hockey "knowledge"

>what is dress code
What is summer?

Yeah and that kid was a fucking fetus then.
Your point?

>28 year contract

wehw

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Will Desh do well in NuRags?

Listen up you little fuck. I've been following hockey before you even learned to play with your feces.
I lived in Edmonton and witnessed the Dynasty first hand. I probably fucked your mom too. Infact, I was only 9 but there is a very real change I'm your dad.

t. Jarri Kurri Jr

go kings go

>beaners

t. Engineers son

But Jari, Esa and dad were friends. Not many Finns there at the time.

mcgaykid got scammed

he should've signed to $15M

>rekt user's mother with his Jussi-Pekka
>at 9 years old
Fucking based.

>athletes could never be on lowfat diets
just

HE NEEDS CALORIES MAN
HE'S A HACKEY PLAYAR

>coilers will never sniff the Cup again in your lifetime

is this the famous Suomi shitposting I've heard of?

DO NOT TRUST FINLAND

>Jussi-Pekka

We have like 10000 words for penis in Finland and I've never heard of this one. I'm gonna make sure it becomes number 10001.
Thanks user, kek'd out loud.

>Yfw your team signed aho for 3 years
>He could be on the team because defense is shit

Can we meme our way to a ECF appearance?

Hey pro scout. Can you enlighten us with your opinion on 2017 draft finns?

this really made me think

translation of some parts

A huge negroe went a shore in Stockholms port
His dick, it was so hard the whores almost got a shock.
He asked all the girls from Kungsträdgården to Tivoli
But not a single pussy did he get to smash
On the Djurgårdsplains he sat sad for a bit
Until the finnish whore Turku-Britta came from Gröna Lund.
She pulled her skirt up to show that her pants were off
He got a whisky and they went out to the forest.

Nigger-Joe, Nigger-Joe
Finnish whores you will you believe
will take the hefty cock
until it jizzes and gets soft
Nigger-Joe, Nigger-Joe,
vaselline in the pussy can
with whisky and dollar
do wonders, indeed

Turku-Britta laid their with her legs sprawled
Joe got a boner and started to grope
Steadily he grabbed her ass
inserted half, and so the pounding started.
Turku-Britta screamed like nothing else
Joe he never stopped, thats a given
He got is jumbodick
out and in
in and out
and in the Djurgårdsnight the finnish's wild howl was heard

Excellent get finland