Better than Damn

Better than Damn

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I can't believe you've done this

Not saying much

fucking white.

>sees the bait
>goes for it AND posts bait memes

140 IQ

>SSLP/Relapse
Underrated masterpiece
>MMLP/Recovery
Overrated but still very good
>Eminem Show/MMLP2
Solid, but not as good as previous albums
>Encore/Revival
Trash

Is it time for another near-death experience?

Infinite is pretty damn good too

[EVERYONE]

Is relapse a good or not? I see anons ether giving it shit or saying that it's one of em's best albums

It's like comparing a solid, whole piece turd to diarrhea, but no

Hip hop fans like it
Normies that only like Em because of his mainstream appeal dislike it

but its far more mainstream sounding

>but its far more mainstream sounding
Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs
Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana
A flashlight up Kim Kardashian's ass
I remember the first time I dismembered a family member
December, I think it was, I was having drinks with my cousin
I wrapped him in Christmas lights
Pushed him into the stinkin' tub, cut him up into pieces
And just when I went to drink his blood
I thought, "I oughta drink his bath water, that oughta be fun"
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest," the next day my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I'll bet you he's fakin' it, I'll bet you, I bet
He probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this, of course unless you object"
"Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"
Don't you know what felch means? "Yeah" Well then, tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying, man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me (Oh...)
"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"

No, Dad, I said no — I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"
In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin' you
Titty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what I said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sobriety coin chit
When the bad get going, how bad does the going get?
Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins wit'
Each other, specially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
And attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin, shit
Lure the little boy with the chocolate 'Chips Ahoy!' chip
Cookie, lookie, even took me a Polaroid pic

Do you have a point to make? Or is this a roundabout way of acknowledging it is fucking horrible.

> but its far more mainstream sounding
Are you retarded?

I've never liked a single eminem song because he's corporate trash made for cattle.

>thinking this release is good
are you?

Pleb detected

nice response dude, are you gonna give any reasons or just copypaste bad lyrics and call people plebs ?

You've got all the reasons you need

I sure do

I can't believe people act even surprised just because the "critics" pushed DAMN as if it was any good, while Revival got shit on over a trashy first single.

>Solid, but not as good as previous albums
But they are literally better. TES is way more refined than MMLP and MMLP2 is in another league compared to Recovery.

relapse more like prolapse because it was shit

It was the best rap album since 2002 tho.

holy shit i just noticed now that he's in the background.. wtf