I test some foreign-exchange-programm : I accomodate a German guy for 20 days and then I go to Germany for 20 days. The German guy is in my home for near one week.
The day he came, me and my parents made a choucroute (alsacian dish pic related) for him to welcome this guy. But he said
> Hem, I'm sorry but I am muslim I can not eat pork.
WTF ? This guy is white as fuck, blue eyed and brown hair. How can I redpill this germanbro in 14 days ? I asked where does he come from, he said Köln (which is Cologne). Is it common there ?
Why did you try to feed the guy a bowl of severed dicks and kidneys?
Levi Martin
thats simple it's ramadan, you lock the fridge from 00 AM to 08 AM after a couple of days he'll have no choice
Chase Sullivan
>Muslim German
Impale him like based Vlad Tépes
Nicholas Rivera
>bowl of severed dicks and kidneys
Americans do not eat sausages or potatoes ?
Evan Wood
watch out that he doesnt build your appartment into a sleeper cell hotel
Parker Torres
He ain't German if he refused to eat this delicious dish. Kill him.
Jaxon Wright
Tbh he probably lied about being muslim to avoid eating that disgusting looking shit.
Carson Butler
Hem... I would like avoid spilling blood in my parents basement.
Hudson Scott
>This guy is white as fuck, blue eyed and brown hair.
Maybe he just disliked the idea of eating dicks for French amusement?
Owen Nguyen
Why do so many of you foreigners on Sup Forums write perfect English?
Dylan Gray
Force him to watch both seasons of Ro-Kyu-Bu in one sitting. If loli basketball can't cure him then nothing can.
Cooper Gutierrez
t. Jamal Schmidt
Lots of German guys eat sausages. The Frankfurt's sausages are famous.
Ryan Flores
Don't homestay things usually tell you about allergies/foods that you can't eat?
Samuel Miller
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Caleb Baker
>> Hem, I'm sorry but I am muslim I can not eat pork. Why did you not tell him this is not pork, it is "non-meat" sausage?
Gabriel Richardson
kill him. alsace is fucking beautiful btw
Evan Ortiz
Most muslims are redpilled about everything but Islam.
Adrian Evans
>potatoes with sauerkeaut and sliced horse dicks
Hunter Long
Cologne is a super regressive shithole for the most part. So you're probably fucked.
That dish looks 100% German btw, good job on that.
If you want to redpill him, you gotta get him out of Islam, which is pretty much impossible to do in 14 days.
Jacob Kelly
STARVING MUSLIM
Nathan Robinson
Why do so many Burgers on Sup Forums write Imperfect English?
David Gonzalez
are you alsacian? do you speak german? do many people still?
Kayden Morales
Why do I always see your flag even though it's an irrelevant one?
Easton Adams
Why the fuck were you born in Slovenia? I haven't even heard of that country.
Kayden Cook
Because it's easy to learn my obese friend.
Josiah Harris
Don't call me obese, Czech. Since when has anyone cared about your country?
Hudson Harris
Tell him you want to learn Islam, read the koran and ask him embarrassing questions about it, since he never read it (he wouldn't have converted otherwise) he will maybe reconsider some of his beliefs.
Austin Price
Nope, I live near Grenoble. It is closer to Italy and Switzerland than Germany.
I speak a basic German. There is only one German guy in my home.
Levi Martinez
>reading the koran
no. don't listen to this guy's advice, OP
Colton Price
well, the European education system is pretty good, even in ex-commie states
Brody Rogers
T'es alsacien ?
Sebastian Hernandez
Slovenia is a based slav country
Luke Jackson
If it's not artificially made by some food conglomerate they don't eat it.
Camden Sanchez
Nothing to care about, since there are no attacks or imminent threats here
>literally had a shooting with 20+ fatalities this morning Nothing like that has ever happened here. Also... >62% non-hispanic white JUST
Xavier Moore
That looks disgusting. He problably didnt want to offend you.
Mason Hernandez
That looks pretty good. Is the yellow squash?
Asher Long
Czech Republic is pretty nice to be honest
t.Bavarian
Cooper Powell
Ah non c'est bon, pas besoin de tenir compte de ma question
Justin Thompson
Ew, they're starting to speak Frenchie.
Juan Robinson
There are not many places in Europe where you can CC. The Czech Republic is one of them and they deserve merit for that.
Mason Nelson
What does cc mean anyway?
Dylan Gomez
I'm not taking advice from an Austrian.
Levi Davis
Argentine government won't give you your White certificate unless you pass an English literacy test.
Jason Russell
tanned German detected
Logan Thomas
True it really seems like they have their shit together for the most part. Don't bully Czechia.
Leo Bailey
At least he didn't blow himself up in the airport.
Isaiah Rogers
Please...
Jaxon Powell
Knowing your enemy is important user, you'd be surprised how actually retarded and violent that book is, and how it is close to a book of law. Way more than i expected before reading it.
Blake Bennett
concealed carry (of handguns)
Jonathan Butler
No, I'm messing with you guys. I love you all.
Josiah Barnes
>think about french cuisine, always so delicious >OP posts picture of this "post famine" dish made of fat, sauerkraut, potatos and oil >wtf
Blake Flores
That's too bad, Spanish is actually useful in the US. >you will never have a cheap illegal cleaning lady from Mexico
Xavier Perez
Hello Andrew-san, I will answer you,
the truth is that english grammar is very easy. If you compare it with French or German grammar, it is a piece of cake. And you can not even imagine how hard are the slavic languages, with their billions of declinations.
Plus Sup Forums.
Ryan Ross
If they're working in America, they have to speak English imo.
Easton Edwards
Most people (at least in my country ) are complete shit at talking/understanding english, despite it being taught from an early age (~8-10 yo ) but internet wanderers are so exposed to it they practice it everyday.
Lucas Rodriguez
Why did you call me Andrew-san?
Ayden Allen
This.
Kevin Jones
Serious reply:
1. Educate yourself on the issues of his nation.
2. Educate him on the issues of his nation.
3. Slowly convince him that his true purpose in life should be to solve the issues of his nation.
4. If that doesn't work, pee in his coffee.
Mason Peterson
If your only place to shitpost was a spanish chan then you would learn spanish pretty quickly.
Asher Hill
poison him. let him die a few weeks later.
Austin Kelly
That looks pretty fucking tasty mate. I'd eat the shit out of that.
Is it just sauerkraut, potatoes and snags, or is there more to it then that?
Ayden King
>mfw my name is Andrew
Ryan Turner
Was he referring to me? Am confused.
Parker Bell
Keep telling yourself that.
Luis Ortiz
> I haven't heard of that country typical burger who doesn't know geography meme.
Julian Hall
He probably just needed an excuse not to eat that disgusting bowl of dicks.
Bentley King
nothing he has already been redpilled by converting to islam
friendly reminder that islam is the ultimate redpill
Daniel Williams
Why are you saying hem frenchy
Jack Morales
There are meat, cababge and potatoes. On pic related (found on the Net ). Do not forget the white wine !
Easton White
Calling people names from their country is normal here. Just like Germans are called Hans, he called you Andrew.
Henry Sanders
It's just banter.
Colton Wilson
Delete this, we aren't spies i swear!
Henry Perry
Really? Because my real name is Andrew and I was legit fucking scared for a moment. lmao
Hudson Anderson
BENIS :DD
Jonathan Wright
Topkek.
Andrew is a common name in USA is not it ? Just like Pierre in France, Hans in Germany and Mohammed in UK no ?
William Williams
I gave it a quick look up, looks like there's heaps of tasty shit in it.
I'll give it a shot sometime this week. Do you have Juniper berries in yours? Lot's of recipes I'm finding say they're optional.
Jose Roberts
BENIS IN BODADOE :DD
Christopher Barnes
>White certificate
kek
Adam Wright
>Mohammed in UK
kek
I guess, but I never really thought of it as that much of an American name. Always sounded more Scottish to me.
Xavier Gonzalez
its called an education you dumb fuck
Carter Phillips
UK is Pajeet
Noah Diaz
Redpill him? Redpill you! You're the one who let him into your house!
Ian Evans
>Juniper berries
Personnaly I do not use it. But I use some pepper.
Do you realize that you will have to go back once God Emperor Trump is elected POTUS?
Christopher Carter
Muslims are already red-pilled as fuck. The pork jew is for lesser peoples.
Jacob Reyes
Also, on the topic of the food, I don't really see how you would eat it. It doesn't seem like one dish, just a bunch of things piled on top of each other.
Ian Stewart
Mohammed was a pedophile. Not much good has come from the muslim world the last centuries.
Henry Gonzalez
> for lesser peoples.
That's why people in Japan and European country eat it. And peaceful muslims don't. :DDD
Jayden Sanders
Neither Hans nor Wolfgang are common nowadays.
William Green
this is fucking retarded. islam (and other religions) work because they give you a social universe and apply pressure to you from that social net.
it's the basic mechanism all sects work by. you cannot get out of this by >just think about it, it's retarded lol words are literally meaningless in this type of situation.
what would help is if he could see something he really likes/wants but cannot have because he is muslim, but tbqhaf about it: just forget it. He's not worth your time. Just make sure he doesn't rape you 9 year old sister or convert you to Islam, and you're set.
Leo White
But it would be boring if you had to call every Western Euro "Muhammed".
Thomas Evans
Why do so many of you Americans on Sup Forums think these foreigners write in perfect English?
Henry Murphy
It is sad, Wolfgang is a badass names.
What are the common German names today ?
Cooper Williams
>Muslim german
Little redundant isn't it?
Easton Lopez
Because English is extremely simple when compared to our grammar.
Brody Roberts
Why is it that I always here bitching about how English grammar is so annoying? Especially with apostrophe placement.
