Why Star Wars?

Seriously. Why Star Wars?
Why do these people care about cramming this shit into freaking Star Wars? Knights with laser swords and laser beams and robots.

because it's a great message because it still exists in a state where people will go to see it based entirely off of brand recognition NO MATTER WHAT

meant to write: "because it's a great platform"

>Why do these people care about cramming this shit into freaking Star Wars?

because of you, user. no-one wants to be like you, not even the lard silos on this board who share your views. all of them think they're specially and glamorously different from other whiny slobs exactly like themselves.

What's wrong with progress?

>Alienate and uninspire your biggest demographic who will (in theory) watch your cashgrab flick
What could possibly go wrong?

>When your film is part of a franchise that so strongly guarantees box office success, you can outright say you don't care about its primary audience without consequence
Seriously though, liberal arrogance. Happens in video games too, developers get it in their heads that they don't need to be nice towards the people who actually do the buying

Change does not, in and of itself, equate to 'progress'.

You could tape Star Wars onto a piece of cat shit and that piece of cat shit would break all foreign and domestic box office records its opening weekend

>Biggest movie fanbase in earth
>Intant +1B Dollars by default
>Not using it to spread your agenda

You are that slow kiddo, you'll never be in big leagues

There's nothing wrong with catering to men, there's nothing to to catering to women.
Star Wars is shit.

>Alienate and uninspire a subset of your biggest demographic

Don't be more dishonest than you need to, user. They've already calculated they'll be fine without you assclowns and they'll almost certainly be proven right as well.

If this is real I hope the rest of the films tank

>freaking

TFA proved that people and especially the male fandom will watch a star wars movie, no matter how terrible it is.
There's no need to make an effort to cater to them.

They may as well promote their political agenda now.

No one outside of this website cares about what this woman says. No one on Sup Forums is watching this movie anyway due to the lack of white males.

You should hope all big budget blockbusters flop by default.

>No one outside of this website cares about what this woman says.

Probably true. Not that "we" won't treat it as an opportunity for more hand-wringing about how NOBODY CARES.

Because Star Wars is a popular part of western culture.

Leftists will twist the knife whenever they get the opportunity.

fucking bandwagoners, I hoped it *before* it was cool.

Go over to the other side if you really want to help, user. You're a fucking embarrassment.

How about you suck my dick you little bitch.

Well, they don't need to cater to male Star Wars fans since they already sat through the prequels and TFA. If you can stomach that there is nothing they can do to make them avoid Star Wars.

I won't lie.
It's more fun when big budget tent pole flicks flop, and I usually root for that.

But for Star Wars there is a special kind of hate, both for the trash it has become, and for obnoxious idiotic shills Disney has hired to promote it on Sup Forums.
Last year they fucked up the board with their spam. I shit on every star wars thread I see just because of this.
And I will be rooting for Rouge One to flop.

>tfw all popular media such as films and video games are now stuffed with overt political propaganda

I just want to escape reality for a few hours and be entertained FUCK OFF

SW manchildren will watch it anyway. It could be a 2h movie about poop and they'd still watch it as long as it has the theme and a bit of Vader in it.

At least she's honest
>we can shit on you, and will still come and slurp our garbage
Sad thing, they're right

>being this triggered that muh fantasy films doesn't cater to your sex

Worse than sjws tbqh

>The bad penny first dropped in San Francisco when a sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. His elegant mother nodded with approval. Looking into the boy’s eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guessed that one day they would explode.
>“I would love you to do something for me,” I said.
>“Anything! Anything!” the boy said rapturously.
>“You won’t like what I’m going to ask you to do,” I said.
>“Anything, sir, anything!”
>“Well,” I said, “do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?”
>He burst into tears. His mother drew himself up to an immense height. “What a dreadful thing to say to a child!” she barked, and dragged the poor kid away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

asshole

Spread the fucking word - DO NOT go watch this movie.

Save Star Wars.

Pirate the movie or bribe the cinema guy to let you in without a ticket.

Anything to tank this movie and prove that agendas have no place in movies like this.

Seriously, I've already convinced several people not to watch it or to find alternative ways.

>take thing that is beloved by white guys
>mangle it into a feminist wet dream and post on the internet how they don't need no white man
Just like Ghostbusters.

Ser Alec's autobiography (from which that passage originates) was not his own work. Instead it was ghostwritten and the kid (now an adult obviously) didn't burst into tears. What he *did* do was agree to the request and hasn't seen Star Wars since.

But it isn't going to flop like GB. It's star wars.

see

>Swearing on a Christian imageboard/forum
>>>/reddit/

>Ser
It's written Sir.

Not going to happen.

The only way Star Wars is going to see any kind of dip in ticket sales at this point is if they manage to vocally piss off Trump and his voters and even then, the Chinese market would save them.

The direction is not wrong; the reasoning is incorrect. Star Wars is not becoming more female-centric because of an aversion to male viewers; it is because of the male viewers (and the female viewers too) that the changes are made. Most men doesn't want to watch the adventures of an handsome, sexy, young, hypercompetent male hero. They would inevitably be judged upon such lofty standard, both by others and by themselves. Noone wants to feel inadequate and worthless, especially vulnerable and sensitive young men who have yet to establish their own identities and worth in the world.

No, it is proper for Star Wars to be about a brave, righteous, womanly heroine who treats her man well and shields him from dangers, and stays loyal to him throughout. That way, young girls would be reminded of their duties and responsibilities, and young boys of their rights and ideals. Yes, Star Wars is only a serialized tale; but upon such tales lays the foundation of our civilization. Our daughters should have their feet on the ground, while our sons cast their glances upon the stars. This is our, humanity's, way.

And if this president has yet to learn the truth, well, there are bound to be more Star Wars movies coming, and she would either figure it out in time or be replaced be someone more knowing.

Of course it isn't going to tank, but Disney are jews above all and any loss of shekels will matter to them.

Make a fucking point and if the movie performs under expectations they'll tone down their shit for the future.

Remember, Star Wars was always about muh evil white men (stormtroopers are literally snow-white armor against Rebels with all colors) agaisnt aliens, but they never pushed it.

liberal progressives sure love to turn everything they touch into propaganda for their shitty beliefs.
fucking cancer

>brave, righteous, womanly heroine who treats her man well and shields him from dangers
Star Wars, and most blockbuster movies, have become incredibly sexless and sterilized. Even if a loving and loyal relationship was part of the main character's archetype, I don't think there is a single writer in Hollywood capable of writing good, entertaining, believable sexual tension or romance anymore, so they don't bother trying.

>Shitty Mary Sue characters = progress
really makes you think

What the fuck am I reading

>being this much of a pussy

Its fucking space fantasy m8, who gives a shit?

>I don't need to cater to male fans...
>... Because no matter what we do, they're going to see it anyway

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>Its fucking space fantasy m8, who gives a shit?

That's the exact fucking point. It's space fantasy in a galaxy far far away that doesn't have out society's problems like "muh patriarchy" but they just have to shove their feminist shit into it.

People who prefer not to remember how Imperial starfighter pilots are uniformed in black.

>muh diversity reeee white males
>in a fictional world full of weird ass aliens

That's the fucking point, it has no room for shitty politicla agenda.

That's why a point must be made.

>Star Wars was always about muh evil white men

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how many males need to be in the movie for it not to be catering to an agenda?

...

The reason all the good writers are on TV nowadays is because they don't want to put up with SJW shit.

They look black fambalam, while the Stormtroopers who go to kill them are all literally snow-white.

White men dying for the fredom of aliens, what's your point?

No it wasn't . The only reason all the bad guys are white there is because it was an all white cast. It's the udated version that has women and niggers fighting the white cis patriarchy.

Didn't the DNC make those same calculations?

White men still have some say in this country, you haven't beaten us yet

Seriously find some other hobbies. Getting sand in your cunt that star wars movies don't cater to you anymore is about as low energy as you can get.

But I'm sure Disney is really keeping a tabs on how this shithole's feelings are hurt.

If you don't like it then don't give them your money.

So he wasn't a good friend after all

Well in order for it to be believable all of them since women aren't eligable for the draft and haven't fought in any major conflicts throughout history because they're smaller and weaker and mostly cowardly complainers irl.

Based Alec

Well maybe she's on to something. Retarded man-children will see it three times wether they like it or not, children will see it and won't care about the gender agenda and the budding violet haired feminist scifi crowd will also see it because they're very easy to pander to.

>He NEEDS a political agenda injected to be able to watch movies

How much of a brain dead retard can you be?

>Getting sand in your cunt that star wars movies don't cater to you anymore is about as low energy as you can get.

I'm more annoyed about the message they are sending out to young white boys. Do you really want to raise a son in this climate of ressentiment?

They want the Hunger Games audience.

>something happens
>LOL WHO GIVES A SHIT
>I don't care, neither should you

kys consent moralist

>find some other hobbies

That's exactly what I'm planning to do. Stop paying for Star Wars.

>that star wars movies don't cater to you anymore

That's far beside the point disneyshill, it's that they're pushing a useless agenda no one gives a fuck about.

If you weren't such a disgusting cuck you'd notice that all of Hollywood is trying to cram it down our throats by buying out beloved franchises that were never about politics and making them about their own agenda.

Soon enough there will be a Godfather remake where it's about a woman-led mafia and the movie industry will be totally ruined.

If you don't care about that, get the fuck away from this board.

>I'm sure Disney is really keeping a tabs on how this shithole's feelings are hurt.

They're keeping tabs on their expectations for profit and the reality of said profits. If it falls below expectations, they'll adjust accordingly for better profit.

Oh yeh and also I forgot to sa,y you're shilling like a retard - this tactic of shilling, antagonizing and ridiculing your opponents already lost several times and was proven worthless. Adopt a better approach.

The only white people who are breeding are white trash and they'll all become wiggers. So I don't understand what your issue is.

Why tho?
The last Hunger Games movie didn't even make that much money.
And practically all Hunger Games clones are either underperforming or outright flopping.

>he's a disney shill
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for minimum wage
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he derails threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he shits on white males he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of bbc porn he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>say something absurd
>people laugh
>shills!

>White men dying for the fredom of aliens, what's your point?
Yes, just like yankee men died only for the freedom of dindus. Slavery issues weren't even mentioned in the OT

I like when the Disney shill says "I'm going to see it because there's a hot chick in it . Who's with me guys?" and there's this little 110 lbs chav bitch acting like a badass and covered from head to toe with drab spacerebel gear. yawn. Total BS.

Shitty inversion of gender stereotypes feminazis unironically believe. Probably pasta with few changes, possibly written for Fembusters.

I'm torn between wanting more Star Wars movies and wanting this SJW bullshit to flop so Disney realizes they should stop pushing their retarded agenda and instead focus on making movies that don't suck.

How poor and buttfucked are you that you'll rely upon corporate product to raise your kids?

>films going the video game route with the whole APPEAL TO A WIDER AUDIENCE
Yeah because that totally works out.

Trips confirm, the disney shill is a cuck that needs to off himself

But most women don't like Star Wars, this is dumb. There aren't many Star Wars fans who are also women, no matter how many cosplayers you can find on google.
I don't think women will suddenly start liking Star Wars just because they put chicks in the main roles, it's still a pretty male oriented thing.

When wil the jews realize that siding with the SJWs is a bad investment and stop this "progressive" faggotry?

>Disney plans to release a Star Wars film every year
This is going to be interesting to watch since the quality is so shit already.

Most liberal agenda movies are about white men dying for men of color.

Pretty much all recent Tarantino movies are about how heroic it is to sacrifice yourself for your dindu or jew friend. The culmination of Django is that dude refusing to shake Leo's hand because he's bad to blacks and dying on the principle of anti-racism.

Inglorious Basterds is where the white men try to stop the nazis and end up heroically sacrificing themselves.

Etc. etc.

Literally what?

Women are stupid and have a lot of money at their disposal.

you faggots are all going to go see it anyway

But do they have the time to dig into Star Wars? What kind of Star Wars merchandise will women buy? Besides a golden bikini to please their boyfriend but I guess that doesn't happen anymore in progressive 2016.

>Star Wars will turn into MCU 2.0
Kill me.

>being so far up your own ass that you can't understand a movie as simple as django unchained

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>django unchained
>tfw Disney is probably planning Jango Unchained

>mfw I've never seen The Force Awakens and I never will

You're right, they're too busy doing their hair lol!!

Corporate entities see women as potential untapped sources of revenue to engage. They're listening to feminists (the queens of all womanhood, dontchaknow) for information on how to engage with women.

This is all doomed to failure, so why get your panties in a twist?

Women who pretend to like Star Wars or Star Trek are there for the guys who like said franchises and their money.

>The reason all the good writers are on TV nowadays is because they don't want to put up with SJW shit.

I really hope you read this again and realize the stupid shit you just wrote

There has to be a point where Star Wars flops, even if we're nowhere near it yet.

There's no such thing as a franchise that truly prints money forever, even James Bond nearly died out twice.

I wouldn't even care about the SJW pandering if the characters weren't so fucking empty.
Nothing but stock character traits and different kinds of the same "quirky" shit.

Franchises only die when the corporate entities making them think, "hey, it'll be a lot more profitable if we sell shit. So lets just make the next movie out of shit. No one will notice!"

The MCU has proven as long as you're consistent, people keep coming back, over and over.

>mfw there is a literal blind chink monk with a stick
Not even one of those dual light saber poles just a literal stick.