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pint edition

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love pints
hate gays
simple as

hope janny deletes this rorke thread

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love cider
hate pints
simple as

i approve but most will stay

donnie darko
primer
incoherence
another earth
sound of my voice

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starting to think that lad who went on an anti-canuck spree a few days ago had half a point
colonies were a mistake

>janny
no such thing. The Custodian is a nightmarish tale told to the authors of good threads

POO AND WEE
POO AND WEE (POO N' WEE)
WEE AND POO
POO AND WEEEEEEEE

anime

will add Enemy to that

incoherence was quite fun desu

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literally me rn

that's a big pint

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love lager
hate cider

simple as

Niggas in the castle
Smoking ten joints,
Takwon took the joint his nigga lips was moist

Took a big puff uh nigga three points,
Nigga nigga nigga wee wee poo

ill post here
not posting in some homo thread thanks

Nerds

how is labour so buttoned down compared to the lib dems

You can see how visibly uncomfortable Corbyn is in this picture. He's certainly trying to conceal it, but his eyes give it away. The left wanders off a thousand yards, as if he's trying to escape, and the left shows horror loosely masked by sympathy

love pints
love cider
love spirits
love alcohol

simple as

didn't see a single mention of pints in here
bloody poor show

why do brits like kevin bacon so much?

would go to tesco to get some pints but that would mean spending over £10 in one week on alcohol which is nonacceptable already spent 8

why would he be? thats a very handsome woman

will start my Max Payne marathon once the sun is down

genuinely hasn't been a top 10 sci-fi film made this century

hate living in a city

need to live somewhere quiet where everyone is white, no police sirens, no car alarms, no car horns, no screeching normies, no puddles of vomit and fried chicken boxes strewn on the pavement

my guess is broadly socially-conservative supporters (working class + immigrants) outnumber middle-class social liberals ("teachers and students"), while the lib-dems are basically entirely made up of middle class and student types.

just discovered jpop
shit's insane

I don't know, maybe he's a transphobe?

there will be soon

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I drink about £50 worth of johnnie walker black a week

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>pints

of course the niggers moving in the house across have 5 niglets

of course they do

any guesses how they can afford it all?

you described where i live
yeah it's nice

this is what i gather from his expression

>Big pint

Ah yes my American friend, like a big gallon or a meter. Fucking stupid yank prick, I'll fucking heem you if I see your pendulous double chins around my end ever again, mark my words.

move to the Hebrides, it's good.
move to the Hebrides soon. you should do it right now actually.
you can get a plane, just come as soon as possible.

tune

youtube.com/watch?v=4EcNN7le5N8

>villeneuve

literally the only good film he has made is prisoners

he's gonna wreck bladerunner too

>niglets

Brain Surgeons. The lot of em.

glad you got the joke. don't understand the hostility though

Calle Zona Mar

which town/state?

A-50
S 100

not really
youtube.com/watch?v=4grZteJFFQI

am i a cunt?
my mate has a number for a coke dealer and he won't send it to me because he's at the hospital with his granddad. Every time i ask he just replies "at the hospital"
i mean, why can't he just fucking send it to me? It'd take 5 fucking seconds
am i being a cunt or is he being an obtuse twat?

Looks like my Saturdays fucked, now i'm stuck on here with you bellends

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North Wales is calling out to you.

youtu.be/ZdxWHW1hagc

names???

4, 2, 1, 3

Going to the ol' footy pub to watch the Gold Cup lads

*Kisses you*

Love you really

when you get the number report it to the police then tell the coke dealer your friend turned him in.

I feel nothing

>am i being a cunt
pretty much, leave the poor bastard alone.

Woah, how expensive is beer in the UK? I can get a 24 pack for 5~6 eypos.

PINTS

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He's at the hospital with his sick grandad for fucks sakes. Have some respect you disgusting junkie prick

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>start kissing girl
>get naked
>slide your erect penis into her warm moist vagina
reminder that the average normie does this 3-4 times per week.

are you better yet?

woah
they're like a different species

Drug dealers make too much money

Will report any and all of them but do the police ask for proof?

reading some relationship advice. this can't be right can it? this makes women sound like little puppies who need their bellies rubbed. i'd rather just shag an escort once or twice a month than have to put up with this bollocks every day

can someone explain the difference between north and south england?

It'd take 5 seconds to copy + paste the number into a text though
i'd do it if i was in his situation. Just because his weekends fucked doesn't mean he has to ruin everyone elses.

they only make money because it's illegal

beers like £4.10 a pint at most bars
cheaper from the offy, more like £3

all that shit is a great way to end up being cheated on

tbf if i had a hot girlfriend who was cute i would stop watching internet porn

>Not having drugs ruins your weekend

Absolute state of junkies

it isn't
a woman would even attack you if you beat her violent husband in front of her
hppened to my father
no one likes a gutless good boi

yeah you have to do a sting op

It should be fine as long as they find the evidence, however cops will prolly think that you are either a butthurt customer or an overinvolved citizen.

>how to be a complete wet blanket

>£4.10
>bars
fuck off Americanised southern poof
>£3 a pint at the offy
the fuck are you talking about

love battering snitches
little snivelling runts tryna stop me from feedin my daughter

>beers like £4.10 a pint at most bars
hello mentally ill london twat

*solicits a belly rub*

That's what women THINK they want. What they actually want is to be bossed around, told what to do, provided for and, of course, given regular, hard, degrading sex.

tfw £1.90 pints only a few mins walk away

Heinekin £2.80 at my local spoons

>junkie
lmao
what's it like being a sheltered gimp?

I'll feed your daughter a high protein meal if you know what I mean, you pea-brained paki pissant

*punts you out the window*

how do i heal depression

stop breathing

*grinds your fucking paki head into dust*

doubt

wish songs didnt have stupid lead-ins. sometimes you hear a really good track on a mix but when you find the full thing its over a minute of droning/looping crap until the real music happens.

find it impossible to respect women
always act respectful because it comes naturally and i just pretend they're men, but when i actually think about it - and how i see them behave drunk especially - i mean, i'd never leave any serious duties to a woman. if i was a prime minister, i'd create a bunch of meaningless posts to do the politically sensitive thing and have a gender balanced cabinet, but you can bet it'd be a female minister for gardens* and a male in the foreign office.

*duties for ensuring sufficient water supply during droughts, etc, do not fall under this remit. god knows that could be a disaster.