OFFICIAL SAN DIEGO PADRES (35-48) V. CLEVELAND INDIANS (44-38) GAME THREAD: ABRAHAMMER EDITION

San Diego Padres (35-48) v. Cleveland Indians (44-38)
Tuesday, July 5, 2017, 7:10pm EDT
Jacobs Field, Cleveland, OH
80 degrees, cloudy
Padres lead series 1-0

1. Jose Pirela, DH (.289, 3 HR, 12 RBI, 3 SB)
2. Manuel Margot, CF (.280, 5 HR, 17 RBI, 9 SB)
3. Wil Myers, 1B (.254, 16 HR, 42 RBI, 9 SB)
4. Hunter Renfroe, RF (.233, 16 HR, 39 RBI, 3 SB)
5. Cory Spangenberg, 3B (.262, 4 HR, 18 RBI, 6 SB)
6. Erick Aybar, SS (.224, 6 HR, 12 RBI, 6 SB)
7. Matt Szczur, LF (.172, 2 HR, 10 RBI)
8. Carlos Asuaje, 2B (.265, RBI)
9. Austin Hedges, C (.214, 11 HR, 36 RBI, SB)

SP: Luis Perdomo, RHP (3-4, 4.71 ERA, 7.5 K/9, 3.4 BB/9)

Combo breaker.

1. Bradley Zimmer, CF (.279, 4 HR, 22 RBI, 8 SB)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.246, 14 HR, 38 RBI, 3 SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.297, 5 HR, 31 RBI, 8 SB)
4. Edwin Encarnacion, 1B (.260, 17 HR, 45 RBI, 2 SB)
5. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.327, 15 HR, 42 RBI, 9 SB)
6. Lonnie Chisenhall, RF (.298, 11 HR, 46 RBI, 2 SB)
7. Abraham Almonte, DH (.221, HR, 6 RBI, SB)
8. Roberto Perez, C (.181, HR, 15 RBI)
9. Erik Gonzalez, 2B (.268, 2 HR, 3 RBI)

SP: Trevor Bauer, RHP (7-6, 5.24 ERA, 9.9 K/9, 3.3 BB/9)

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Sup TribeOP!

Injuns desu

Andre Knott sub edition

oh god risp

>RISP

>All these players on paternity leave exactly 9 months after the playoffs
Really makes you think

what did they mean by this

>Run scores
NANI?!

HAHA HITS WITH RISP
THANK YOU BASED FRANKIE

Signing in Injunsbros. Go Tribe!

Hope everyone had a good Fourth

Andre Knott sub edition confirmed

>literally EVERYONE punking DreKnot

>they're still running on pérez

How did you know??

Can >we win a single interleague series?

Lindor interrupted him before the game started so I assumed they would talk about it

>two out hit

Pls do something good Abrahammer

HATERS

PLEASE SILENCE

Please Berto do something good

Welp.

At least Zimmer's not dead... game over though.

It's the fifth inning m8

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I've seen this episode though.

Whew nasty

Renfroe looks like a meth addict

FRANKIE PLS

Let's try not losing another series to a bottom feeder please

Who /trustsinJram/ here?

Francona definitely has diabetes, right? That's why he's been going to the hospital?

>At 3:30 am, Terry Francona ordered $44 worth of ice cream from room service. He said life was not fun from 5-7 am.
>The hotel asked, "How many people is this for" It was all for him. Wanted to tap out with two scoops left, but powered through.
>I had the brownie sundae, I had two orders of chocolate, and two orders of vanilla with chocolate sauce. And then to kind of keep it healthy, I ordered the berries. Oh, and a diet coke.

>I had 17 popsicles the other night. That's not a lie. They're those fruit ones - they're healthy, so if one is good, 17 has to be good. I woke up in the middle of the night and, no shit, they were borderline coming up. But I was so tired that I just laid there for like an hour going, "Don't throw up, don't throw up." I should have gotten up and threw up. And then I woke up in the morning and I was like, "Holy shit." I starting counting sticks. They brought over nine boxes and there's six in each box. There's one box left. So I don't know what I'm going to do tonight.

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I love these stories but for the love of Christ get him a nutritionist and off the god damn chew, we want him to be alive

Please Milk Chocolate

I like Erik Gonzalez, I wish he could start more often but I like Kipnis more.

Also he's now 5-5 with 5 runs against this Padres starter

YESSSSS

PLEASE SMOOTH DOCTOR SAVE US

>mffw this inning

At bat is now saying he's 8 for 8 with 8 runs instead of 5 for 5, oh well

Who knew? The secret is just hitting the pitcher.

Ción, please

Please EE

HA HA HA kill me rn family

Double E? More like Double play E amirite??? xD

I want to believe, I really do...

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Damn Hammy sounds deflated : (

Runs pls

Incoming GIDP

Please Kip... this team needs something

Why pinch hit?

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Off of work and my dads are still looking good.

Go Padres

Fucking Padres can't even tank right. I don't know how we're going to keep up with Giants.