You wake up in Bohemia

You wake up in Bohemia

>Kafka museum

Such greedy Bohunks, living off the sweat of honest Jews.

Time to read in the based book I brought with me from Sweden.

You cant borrow it though

nice

be disgusted then go home

I roll out my Austrian flag over my balcony.

Really fascinating document. I often think of the mad monk who wrote it.

Looks infernal.

You often think of the codex gigas?

Of course. Whenever I'm having a bad trip, the image of this motherfucker here comes to haunt me and push me deeper into despair.

looks boring and shit

Except being poor and few gypsies the most comfy country ever.

its not comfy
slavic subhuman

You are practically as us minus larger cities, rapefugees, merkel and shitton of money.

And now please send more €! Unlike greece we actualy build stuff from the money you send.

Well, definitely not as comfy as Hamburg

I am a Greek you slavic subhuman

Greece is in a crisis you slavic subhuman

hamburg was always known for violent subhumans

But i am greek too!

And greece couldnt solve any of its problems even if EU gave it ALL THE MONEY.

no you are a slavic subhuman

why not
Greeks make everything better

I'm Greek too. Fuck you both

>opens eyes
>can barely glimpse the bridge and the castle before the sunshine blends me
>close eyes, turn my head up, smell the air
>it dawns on me
>I have literally been born again

Feels good mang

Christ, is there a country you snowgypsies didn't rob?

Taking war booty was the norm back then and fully legal with some regulations, unfortunately for you slavshits we sven'd you quite often which meant we could plunder the fuck out of your countries.

>Could have steam rolled Russia back to the stone age
>Decided to fuck poles instead
Don't know, but you're fucking retarded

Russia is pointless to attack, probably even for a modern army. Its just too big, no army can hold that monster country.

start grooving

I take a train back to Spain (A.K.A. muh heritage town).

Yeah, but had Sweden marched into Moscow instead of targeting the Polish Commonwealth, no one could have stopped you.

If this was during the early XX century, you would certainly stay in Bohemia instead of the fucking shithole Spain was.

looks like a shitty version of buddhist demons

No, I'm pretty sure stealing doors, stairs, chimneys, and the fucking FLOOR was not the norm.

fuck wh*te people