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maisie williams

New poster here. First day. Name's Ross.

gizza ciggie m8

Confusing new desu

oh as a matter of fact i just translated this
if you're female: my old response stands
if you're male: your desires are against man, against nature and against god. you're going to hell

me

Women don't merely hate ugly men; they're also afraid of them.

Mutant freaks
I've been smoking for 4 years and i put 0.3g in a spliff and it gets me 'verge-of-panic-attack' high everytime.

Maybe you're smoking indica (commonly known as cheese), smoke some good sativa and it'll blow your head off. Don't ask the dealer for sativa though, it's got different names in different regions. In liverpool it's called haze.

what's the technique?

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I have never touched a breast

Eating a domino's

having a drink

reminder that single links don't count
we're all in here

F U janny

is that bear grylls

FUCK OFF thread splitting autist

need to stop wanking so i can regain virility but really want to have a wank rn

ugh

Disagree

Yeah, he's Chief Scout or something

>Mutant freaks
>I've been smoking for 4 years and i put 0.3g in a spliff and it gets me 'verge-of-panic-attack' high everytime.
>Maybe you're smoking indica (commonly known as cheese), smoke some good sativa and it'll blow your head off. Don't ask the dealer for sativa though, it's got different names in different regions. In liverpool it's called haze.

yuzu?

Hope the janny keeps purging bent posters.

Janny

cheese is a type of indica, haze is a type of sativa
although in this county there's not much else on offer so you're half right

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

breathing technique
also singing tries to be melodic towards the musical production behind it while "classic" rapping doesn't care about melody but more about respecting the tempo

>(Dead)

so glad i'm a male autistic virgin. ifi was a female autistic virgin the clock would be ticking and i'd probably be cutting myself by now

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o you're such a tease

my whole team getting high off sativa
my food's peng like erin bedina

F

Skyfall about to start on ITVHD lads get on it.

love indica
hate sativa

there are no female virgins over the age of 16

>this is what he looked like when Kate Middleton started pursuing him

Shame for her. Yeah she's rich and famous and future Queen, but her husband is a balding faggot who's jelly of his brother

hmmm

despacido

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>melody
thought it was this but sounded like a pleb when i said it

I hate my life so much that I feel I don't even deserve to end it through the rope. By constantly fueling myself with unending anguish and torment, I feel a slight amount of satisfaction knowing Ive made a subhuman more miserable.

accidentally clicked the share button on the pegging porn i was watching

clearly staged

Like this is the first time anyone has taken her picture. What the fuck is her problem

love weed
hate weed autists
simple as

You arrive in Bristol

looks like any other slapper now
hot

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yeah there are. tyou don't notice because their hair is scraggly and they smell of piss

kate's older too now i'm sure she ain't what she used to be (still peng though haha)

im not an expert in music theory much (particularly not about the voice) but i think im accurate about this

every picture of her she's walking around with slag clothes she just bought or drinking booze

I always feel tired

ballooons

post the 'naked' aisha pic

That's the slang where i'm from
Haze = Sativa
Cheese or Ched = Indica

So like blue cheese is an indica, right? And silver haze is a sativa, right?

I've asked dealers for sativa - they had no idea what i was on about.

we're in here

>I smoke weed

my life would be so much poorer without my intense LSD experiences

>3 kids and wife died
>father survived
>itv reported he'd jumped from the upstairs window
>bbc reported he'd climbed through the downstairs window that bystanders broke
More to this story.

ah yes the northern powerhouse

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shall

that's part of the appeal

FOY

LOVE fat girls
HATE horse faced girls

same
think i might be suffering sleep apnoea. not fat, but apparently i snore ridiculously loud and i always wake up with a dry mouth

why does her face look 13, but her tits look 25?

big fan

lads what are some very cheap, filling meals I can cook that will see me through the week until I get paid

i bet you're touching yourself right now aren't you

76950984
baited

because she turns 24 in about 2 months

yeah, simply saying sativa could mean a hundred different strains that aren't haze
google it mate

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Rice and Beans.
Nothing else, just rice and beans.

big bag of rice
big bag of chicken breasts
simple as

Marina, a twenty-five year-old model, was sent to me by a colleague whom I greatly respect and who urged me to accept her as a patient. She entered my office in tears, overcome with emotion, without makeup, with her hair disheveled, wearing a jogging suit.

You arrive in exmouth

pay up piggies

just scratched my jap's eye desu

what does that mean when people say that
what beans
baked beans or what

low hanging fruit desu
bigger tits than i expected

*hops on the first train to exeter*
much better

She said, “Something absolutely horrible has happened to me. I’ve been living in London for three years with a sixty-year-old man—intelligent, with many women, a millionaire, and an able and successful businessman. For my sake he divorced his wife of thirty years, something he never did for any of his previous mistresses. He was torn between me and a young, twenty-year-old, Swedish model, but he finally chose to live with me.

cheapo pasta and cheapo tinned tomatoes

quite a nice place desu

how was your day lads

yeah mate, heinz meanz beanz

*locks down my ariel*

Jesus Christ lad, i've been smoking it everyday for years. What you're thinking of is the yank naming convention, but we live in England. It's different.

fuck off reddit

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i genuinely have no idea if youre being serious or not

devon mentioned

Have to get up early tomorrow because a mans coming to buy my motorcycle off me

been sparking racists out left right and centre today

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