/mlb/ JUICED BALL EXPOSER EDITION

NYM:Mets-Nationals game postponed due to rain
LA:Kershaw to start Sunday, won't pitch in ASG
OAK:Sonny Gray sharp again, A's beat White Sox
NYM:Yoenis Cespedes (hamstring) returns to lineup
CHC:John Lackey fighting through plantar faciitis
CHC:Rizzo walks twice, drives in two versus Rays
LAA:Mike Trout (thumb) starting rehab games Wed.
TOR:Smoak hits 23rd homer as Jays top Yankees
YAK:Judge launches MLB-best 29th homer in loss
HOU:Carlos Correa (thumb) out of lineup vs. ATL
TEX:Rangers place Andrus on paternity leave list
BAL:Trumbo (calf) in Orioles' lineup on Wednesday

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Oh fuck off. The Cubs won it all last year. The Royals the year before. Both were the best teams in baseball all season. Just wait until August 6th. I want you to respond when you're wrong. Humor me bitch.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................................

lol yep, nothing strange here

Royals

first round exit incoming

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When was the last time the team with the best record didn't win the World Series? Quit being a fucking faggot lmao

>I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem
>And yeah I like to fuck I got a fuckin problem

WHY ISN'T MANFRED STEPPING IN AND REMOVING MACKANIN AND HIS TANK BATALLION?

Somebody has gotten pretty buttblasted in my absence.

When was the last time the team with the best record on July 1st had the best record on October 1st?

*ends scoring threat with three straight K's*

pissing in your boots yet /mlb/?????????????

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>it's a dodger has best season by far but has to split what few west coast votes there are with kersh so some literal who ends up winning the cy young episode
another meme scherzer year

1stros tbH

This.
Most teams aren't like this Astros team though. We're on par with the 1998 Yankees and 2001 Mariners.

im going to post this after they lose in October
dont be a bitch and stop posting

passion, man

one of the few "white" players to care about the game.

Lmao you're going to look like such a fucking fool when the Astros win. Just stop responding to me dolt.

where the flip did you even come from you retarded attention whore mo'Lester clone

MARINERS!

>We're on par with the steroid era yankees, where everyone magically threw harder and hit farther while Yankees than with their former and future teams
>And the largest collective of chokers in league history

Congratulations I just found out who you are.

kek. mo "knows"

thank you based epic hair man

I've been here for years faggot
I don't even know what you mean by that nigga

>mfw having snack time and just amazed at how hostile this /gennie/ is

Goodness

MARINYAS!

I think you "MO" exactly what I mean by that.

mfw

it's getting real hard to enjoy baseball with other fans of baseball when you're scrutinized for every little thing you say tbqhwy

Why the fuck are niggas still pitching to Moustakas

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this nigga alex wood man, cant make this shit up, absolutely couldnt make this shit up.

You've been fine. Most Houston fans have been fine. It's mo'Lester up there that's a problem. I just want you guys to not count your chickens before they hatch. I'm an A's fan, and I know how it feels to do that.

Like if he keeps this up in the second half he gets the Cy Young right?

You sort of wear that team pride of you sleeve in here, WOOstoun

You STILL can hang, though, right? You're not a puss, are you?

>Dodgers ended up with Alex Wood, Cy Young Candidate
>Braves ended up with... Dansby Swanson

Who here /Asstros/?

I have no idea what you're talking about nigga

Right here senpai

>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR
>Madison Bumgarner's line (Single A): 4IP, 9H 9ER, 1BB, 5K, 4HR

TBF, Barves have some really good pitching prospects in Soroka, wright, and allard. They just need Teheran to go back to being Teheran, and they have Newcomb. On the other hand, Dodgers still have Walker Buehler and Mitchell White as pitching prospects along with Kersh and Wood. Urias is an unknown quantity after his shoulder tear, but he was a future goat.

wtf now you're DG?

58 Wins

Next up: Blue Jays

and some scrub gets to tell his grandkids that he rocked that bum back in '17

Should've traded him during his redneck injury when he still had value
gg gints

kershaw and max have a greater volume of innings but alex has been stupid consistent. max will fade being forced to pitch 125 every start under stress and kershaw will probably win 22+ so its really hard to say.
they actually got left with a 65M INF named hector olivera who they later released. so yeah, epic fuucking L

test

Bitch do you want to stop talking in more than two letters at a time? "lol r u MO or DG???"
What the fuck does that even mean you fucking illiterate cunt? Lmao.

Fail

leave, and never come here again

>JUICED BALL EXPOSER
who?

hello excuse me does anyone need a pitching coach

bryan price is an excellent candidate

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The Dodgers #18 prospect hit 2 HRs off him IN THE SAME INNING

wait

im not responsible for these discount
marshalls "imperfect" doppelgangers

It was pretty much evident after what happened 2 nights ago that DG is mo + every other Dodger trip from the last 3 years. Did anyone else catch what happened?

that's what we're trying to finger out..

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They find any reason to take it away from west coast teams, so barring his death or implosion it's going to Scherzer
Two years ago it was muh 20 wins
Last year it was muh missed a few weeks
This year they'll probably say Wood had a handful less starts so he can't have been as valuable when he wasn't pitching

He's #18, but he's probably #2 power prospect now that Bellinger graduated.

Discuss.

Has anyone talking about juiced balls conspiracy ever contemplated the fact that there are more home runs because James Shields is a major league starter?

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is the DG under rent control in your head or what exact is the rent situation? is DG living there for free or what? does DG decide when you get to eat as well?

Pretty much everyone already knew that.

I honestly try not to be like that either. I get excited to see my team win and do this good, and even if we lose. It'll be disappointing if we don't end up winning it all, sure, but I just enjoy seeing every win that comes along. I also love the game and I love getting to chat around on /mlb/ like this.

I'm not gunna puss out, just wanted to get it off my chest tbqh

>2015
who gives a shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=4Pojjw44SHU

fine then

are you charging DG more or less money than this
guy to have DG live in your head??

>A's fan
How come none of you were in the gamethreads?

unironically the nicest guy on this scabby anus of a board
you can stick around as long as you want

I think he may have this disorder.

Nigga no one speaks retard here. Use full words instead of two letter sentences. Fuck.

About tree fiddy per month, with an exorbitant deposit that he doesn't know he isn't getting back.

>Being so new you don't know about "FUCKING JUICED BALLS"

youre alright woo
fuck springer though senpai

Juiced balls is just an excuse for asshurt pussies to complain about the Astros's rise to power.

what exactly did AS 3B Jake Lamb mean by this swing??????????????????????

would a smart baseball individual please repond.

>implying I don't know about the ball juice

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I'm more worried about Alex Wood. He's constantly screaming in pain in your posts

settlle down. George posts here, you know.

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tell him i said fuck you and your leadoff dingers

you tell him. he hasn't texted me back since like this morning.

jajaja fuck

Nice hot dog

Melon balls are tasty AF bruh

>Mike Trout went 0-3 in high A ball today
it's over bros

They taste like melons, I think you just like the balls lmao

biggest playoff babby since Flacco

you know where you are right?

you LITERALLY can't prove that the ball isn't juiced

>you know where you are right?
An imageboard that claims liking """women""" with dicks isn't gay?

>he still believes in the gender binary

oh my lel