WELL DONE TV WELL DONE. HOWEVER

WELL DONE TV WELL DONE. HOWEVER.

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>DC +10
>Marvel +50
>Contrarians -10

>No!

Indeed however many franchises are put out this still ends up being one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

If 5 you're a fucking faggot and your mom sucks Harry Potter and Stephen King cock every night.

YES?

Best series

>It's Leviosa, not LeviosAR!

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Do hairs have genetic material in them that makes polyjuice potion aged based? Could hermione take polyjuice potion of her old hairs?

somedoby post her underage panties

SHUT THE FUCK UP
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING PASTA

c-cute!

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>Could hermione take polyjuice potion of her old hairs?

that really gets the noggin going if you catch my drift.

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how often do you spam your video m8?

>Born without magic
>Tries to live a quiet life with his cat, doing his job
>Bunch of fucking troblemakers make his life hell


Punished Argus

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Impotent

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wish granted

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I love this pasta. Fucking gayest franchise ever made.

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WEL DUN, TV. WEL DUN. HOWEVAHA

Bad shoop.

>eeee eeee eeee is a real book and its actual title

Korinefag still hating on harry potter every day of his life and multiple times....funniest shit ive ever seen

Wait, it's "Knockturn Alley" and not "Nocturne Alley"? That's retarded

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First one is fresh, second is tryhard.

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Very nice

if anyone has ever thought that the great gatsby is god tier in any sort of way they should probably off themselves

Are you new. Why are you responding to stale pasta? BNW is in low tier. You're the reason its still posted.

I'm about to triple dip and get the new 16 disc new package. Still no extended cut for OOTP...

Anyone have the steelbooks? I have most of the black ones with a single face on the cover, the new ones are all different colors.

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