What is Ronaldo's diet?

What is Ronaldo's diet?

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coffee and cigarettes

Franks and beans

TSUUUUUUUUshi

his sons cum

girl's (male) dicks and water (semen)

alkalised water, activated almonds, homemade coconut, steroids.

kek

The perro's caca.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLORONALDOFAGSBTFOOOOOOO

Morroccan cum

dick mostly

chicken, tuna and cum

anal rape

Female sperm

dick

Oat, nuts, honey, and SEMEN

Mostly cocks

twinks

A lot of bronze.

TSUUUUUUUU's latissimus look great, but his underdeveloped pectorals let him down.

Manga (fruit)

His traps look like shit.

Pecs are heavy as fuck and dont aid being an endurance athlete or footbal, in any massive way apart from helping jump but only when you entend your arms up, whcih is dodgy in football

anything but Cheese pizza and Sprite

I hate how this faggot thinks he's jacked. He's got very low body fat and nice abs.

why don't you look like him then?

Gallons of semen, he likes to mix up the geographical source but i heard Moroccan is his favorite

how isn't every post in here cock!?

kek

>What is Ronaldo's diet?
Trophies. A lot of Trophies.

my sides
also checked

Lewa looks much better tho

that hardness and thickness of his arms, definition between shoulders and arms, round shoulders and vascularization everywhere... Not natty.

not sprite and cheese pizza that's for sure.

Manchowder

Yep. The shoulders give it away.
He reminded me of this skelleton.

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Jesus christ, what the hell is this

anorexic on steroids

>43 yo

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Well played

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Random greens, chicken and (?) Guacamole?

And wholegrain bread.

Sperm from his black friend

Badr Hari's dong sauce

wut is this

And tuna, eggs, potatoes, tomatoes, calamari and olives.

tu tens é inveja do sucesso do cristiano. parvalhão

ronaldo said in an interview he has never been on a diet
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Those are onion rings

No.

Yeah they are you fucking lardass

Fried squid is my regional dish. There's a 0% chance that those are onion rings.

Chicken and fish and vegetables and fruit and whole wheat pasta and literally nothing else I imagine

You can't guarantee that though

am i the only one that actually thinks he looks kinda gross

i mean his chest does not exist, it's just lats

he isnt a bodybuilder

shut your ignorant mouth up, boy

you got BTFO and are embarrassing my country

Ya but even then you don't need to be a body builder to not have your entire body literally just be your lats.

I mean his body is dominated by those lats.

To a disturbing degree. It looks like he has wings.

He needs those wings to be fast. He is aerodynamic. Like a flying squirrel.

There's no way he can't prove to me those aren't onion rings

you just wanted to use that reaction image. im on to your little game user.

yeah its shit, huge lats, no existent delts/pecs/triceps/biceps

unaesthetic as fuck

Halal diet but with minimum carb and zero added sugar.

Weed brownies

Zuppa di Macaco una delizia

meme, meme, ?, this

>Well played
>prayed*

Nothing but grade A pussy

the blood of his cloned children

He's from Madeira, so bananas and fish

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welcome newfriend

>Why are you still eating tuna and salmon, user?
>Sardine populations replenish much quicker and fishing them doesn't upset the marine enviroment.

>White bread

This surprises me. Is bread being unhealthy a meme?

Nandrolone

Spaniards and Portuguese eat shitloads of white bread, they have it with every dish
It's a cultural thing, like pizza for Messi

Clenbuterol

Messi eats milanesa

that's shooped

What do you think his favorite kind of TSUUUUUP is? My money is on minestrone.

like all soccer faggots, his diet is semen.

The tears of Messi fanboys

Here's a 40 year old UFC fighter. They are legally obligated to get randomly blood tested by USADA (e.g. they can come to your home at 6 in the morning, they can show up when your on vacation in another country).

>the city of drug testing

tbf he failed a drug test last year but he was able to bullshit his way out of it with the tainted supplement excuse

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my coworker is talking his daily diarrhea dump and I can hear it all
wat do

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

One of my old housemates was Indian and he use to eat spicy foods and currys all day every day and then spend like an hour on the toilet every evening.

Like why would you fucking do that to yourself?

to enjoy the feeling of shitting in a proper bathroom instead of a street longer

Light a match.