Wait, how was I gonna start this up?

Wait, how was I gonna start this up?

i forgot

THAT'S

TRUMP IS A VERY MEAN MAN
AND I WOULD LIKE TO PUT HIM IN MY VAN
AND THEN DO NASTY THINGS TO HIS WEE WEE
CUZ I HATE THAT HE IS THE SAME COLOR AS ME

TRUMP IS BAD
HE MAKES ME SAD
HE IS ORANGE TOO
HE MAKE ME WANNA POO

TRUMP IS BAD AND HE'S MY RIVAL
MY NAME'S EMINEM AND THIS IS REVIVAL

THAT FANTANO GUY N
HE NEEDS TO TAKE A HIKE
AND ALL WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD DIE

THATS An AWFULLy HOT MoNSTER COCK. BLACKED.COM is ALL i Got. can I FLow? PRObably NOT, BUt CLUMP is A COffee POT, COVFEFE POT! ORANGE!

itt: triggered trumptards

>get the attention of the world with a raw a capella dissing the orange turd
>follow it up with a shitty single with Beyonce
>follow that up with a single that's uses an annoying rock beat
>follow that up with a pop single dissing the orange turd to a cheesy pop hook
Just why? The Storm Part 2 with ANY non shit beat would dominate the charts for months. How can you have such an easy topic presented to you on a silver platter and barely touch it?

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
BLUMPF CAN SUCK MY PENIS
HES RACIST AND MEAN AND STUPID TOO
AND HES ORANGE

AYOOO TRUMP
YOU'S A CHUMP
YOU'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE
SENDING AMERICA TO THE POOR HOUSE
I WISH I CAN SAY NIGGER

I'm a communist and that freestyle was fucking terrible
Em hasn't had a goods record since Relapse

It wasn't a freestyle but an a capella. The point wasn't to kill the other guy with sick rhyme but speak out and generate attention and emotion. Something he absolutely accomplished. Feminists on Jezebel were all wet over how cathartic it was, shit was #1 topic on Twitter and trumtards are still mad two months later.

It's the follow up where he failed.

>The point wasn't to kill the other guy with sick rhyme
how is the point of him rapping not to rap well
>AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
how can you go that soft as someone who does this for a living

oh wow didn’t realize the feminists on gawker shitheap #6364 were the arbiters of taste

>how is the point of him rapping not to rap well
If he'd rapped too well, it'd go over the majority of people's heads. Hence all the breaks too. It wouldn't feel as authentic either. It wasn't aimed at rap fans.
Eminems most popular track is simplistic crap like Lose Yourself.

The point is, how even a group that usually bitched about Eminem actually loved it. Was funny as fuck reading all the "I am a feminist but I am also a closed Eminem fan" posts. It reached all the right people, so he fulfilled the goal.

>If he'd rapped too well
oh boy that would have been a shame
good job he dropped this turd then, that was a much better outcome

...

okay then explain his cringeworthy obsession with blumbf

>Eminem: It's Been 'Embarrassing' To Be White, 'I Feel Like Checking Out On Life'
hell be fine

A face that has MKULTRA written all over it

I'M GONNA STUFF DRUMP'S WIENER IN A STEAMER,
HE'S ORANGE, I'LL CRUSH HIS BALLS IN A DOOR HINGE,
YOU THINK SLIM SHADY'S KIDDIN' WELL I'M NOT!
BURN IVANKA THE THOT WITH AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

>be obsessed by music and writing and battle rapper in your youth
>love your shitty country due livelong brainwashing
>have a joke ruining the place further, who's famous for tweeting
Why wouldn't he be ready and prepared to diss him? It's only weird that he revealed it, since that doesn't give him anything but will make it look worse if his lines now aren't top.

this post is near incomprehensible

What kind of 40 year old man dresses like this?

DEAR DRUMPF I WROTE YOU BUT YOU STILL AINT RESPONDING
I LEFT MY TWITTER HANDLE MY ADRESS AND MY HOME PHONE AT THE BOTTOM
I SENT A COUPLE OF SONG BACK IN AUTUMN
YOU MUST NOT'VE GOT EM
THERE PROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM WITH TWITTER OR SOMETHING

hahah that's so cringe

BLUMPF THE RACIST, HE LOVES WHITE POWER,
SO I'MMA GET MY BLACK FRIENDS AND BURN DOWN TRUMP TOWER,
WATCH MELANIA MELT COS SHE'S MADE OF FUCKIN' PLASTIC,
I HATE YOU DONALD TRUMP, YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKIN' SPASTIC!!!

ORANGE PRESIDENT DOTARD PLAYS 4D CHESS
IMMA EXPOSE MY TRUMP FETISH WITH 4D RAP
ASK MY NORK FRIEND KIM JONG WHAT IT FEELS LIKE LOVING BLACK COCK
AND BEING IGNORED BY THAT FAT FUCK DONALD
IT'S NOT FAIR BEING MADE FUN OF
I'LL HAND MY GUN TO MY GIRL HILLDAWG, STILL #WITH HER

>I'm a communist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

And make fun of baron, his asshole ima be tear in, like the degenerative strains of the syndrome he and his father be sharin. Everybody be stairin, little retarded boy nobody be care in and Michael will come and take you to casa de karen, with his record blaren. Kylo Ren and Rey Darin, to be plotting against Snokes nefarin. He like our president we be having to in harin from the votes of the fools. Orange fool and cousin Garon be my family and rape little Baron

HAVE YOU EVER DEBATED AND RECORDED AGAINST A PRESIDENT
I HAVE
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY TWEET OR RESPONSE

DONALD TRUMP YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER,
HILLARY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT, DAMN RIGHT I'M STILL #WITH HER,

I'LL TAKE YOUR TINY HANDS AND IN THEM I'LL PRODUCE,
TWO SCOOPS OF POOP FOR SHITTING ON TRANS TROOPS,

YOU'RE ABOUT AS UGLY AS MY BIG WHITE ASS CRACK,
DEATH IS WHAT YOU'LL GET FOR HATIN' PEOPLE THAT ARE BLACK,

YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DESERVE TO GET SHOT,
APART FROM IVANKA THE AWFULLY HOT BLONDIE THOT

Literally re listening to MMLP
Kek

I HOPE YOU KNOW I TWITTERED ALL MY FOLLOWERS THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
I LOVE YOU HILLARY WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER THINK ABOUT IT