Jingle All the Way

Thoughts on this Christmas classic?

>Sinbad's rant about rich and powerful toy cartels

GOAT

YOU'RE A BOMB

I actually didn't find it all that bad
then the flying scene happened

what were they thinking?

Santa fight is still the funniest shit

Are you an angel?

>14:47 - Cutting in line
>17:27 - Assault (two toy store attendants)
>17:46 - Destruction of property
>17:59 - Assault (postal worker)
>19:17 - Jay-walking
>24:15 - Destruction of property/careless driving
>33:22 - Purchasing of illegal merchandise
>36:18 - Impersonating an officer of the law
>43:08 - Assault (postal worker)
>44:38 - Breaking and entry, destruction of property, taking hostage, theft, terrorism
>47:52 - Fleeing the scene of a crime
>51:13 - Burglary
>52:37 - Arson
>54:23 - Animal cruelty
>59:06 - Assault on a police officer/evading the law
>102:18 - Willingly impersonating Turboman with nefarious intent
>109:42 - Home invasion/destruction of property
>113:02 - Theft of Special Edition Turboman doll through deception

It's a rampant crime spree, all wrapped up in the guise of a 'family' movie.

drivel for 5yos and arnies worst and least funny movie

Trivia: the kid in this movie is played by Jake Lloyd, who later played Anakin Skywalker.

Which was a worse career choice?

I'm NAHT a perVURT

Funny scene because in today's world he'd be burned at the stake for that shit

Without JATW he wouldn't have those Star Wars bucks

One of my favorite Christmas films desu.

love it. Watch it every year leading up to xmas

NO!!!

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

NAWHHWW!!

>tfw you already nutted but she thinks it's still Turbo Time

I bought it on DVD

>hating jingle all the way
It's not kindergarten cop but it's fun and it made me wish Arnold was my dad. It also has Phil Hartman and Sinbad, who were also in the underrated gem "Houseguest" together as well.

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE INSULT ABSOLUTE PURE KINO, FAGGOT!

>not on VHS
Today's plebe day.

>grow up in MN
>tfw Jingle All the Way is basically a walkthrough of all my childhood christmas experiences
Except for the parade at the end, there was a Christmas parade in Minneapolis but it was at night instead.

Don't live there anymore, would be kind of scared to go out at night there now with all the fucking Somalis in MN now

ALL TIME SMASH HIT

JINGVEL ALL VE WAY