Does he still get invited to the Oscars?
Does he still get invited to the Oscars?
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Yes, but he can't afford the bus fare.
Probably not. Hes making the switch to TV now (albeit poorly). Though why is that people blame his divorce as the sole reason of his failure? He didnt really make any great moves career wise as well. Did anyone forget the shit movies he took on? Like that looney toons one? It bombed hard.
>Defending the succubus
He still goes to MTV awards
No, he has to work as a dish washer there
Has he been in a nominated movie since Crash?
Fuck of, Afton. We don't want you here.
Not defending anyone but just saying that perhaps Brenden couldve done things a bit differently career wise. Plenty of actors go through messy divorces and some were even more messy than Brenden's divorce. Yet those actors are still making money and getting roles.
He might take the bus, the free food is going to offset the fare.
>Fraser, Brendan. FOD. Hygienically challenged. (Brendan, you stink! Bathe, man, bathe!) Linked with Alicia Silverstone.
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He's been JUSTing for over a decade
Furry Vengeance was nominated and won the Houston Film Critics Society Worst Picture award and the Internet Film Critic Society's Worst Picture award.
What do you think his house looks like?
I think his biggest mistake (other than marrying) was dragging out the hype from the Mummy movies. It shouldve all stopped with 2.
>Get divorced
>Need money to pay alimony
>Take shit films to get money to pay alimony
>Shit films do shit
>Don't get work
...
Those were the early warning signs
>small apartment
>permanently drawn blinds
>only thing inside is a bare mattress on the floor
>uses one rolled up towel as a pillow and another as a blanket
>dried droplets of salt staining the carpet
how do we stop her?
We're onto you Afton, we'll save Brandon eventually
I bet he has plenty of cats.
Brendan gets everything he deserves
>Take shit films to get money to pay alimony
He was taking shit films before the divorce as well. For example Looney Toons Back in Action, Monkeybone, Dudley do it right and his performance wasnt great in The Quiet American either. And all of these movies did not make back their budget.
This is what it used to look like
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Shitty pool
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Wow.
That... wow. So fucking depressing. How has he not killed himself?
>tfw when broke and hungry but popcorn isn't real
...
as a janitor
His new apartment looks great, that's him in the white hat
this bitch always has that psychotic smile on her face in every pic.
>going from a nice big private home to behind the back of a dumpster in a dangerous alley
I'm so sorry, Brendan.
I'm straight but every time I watch George of the Jungle I turn gay for 90 minutes.
"dont cry for me. I'm already dead"
Bullet to the face
probably gets invited on account of the fact that he was in the Mtv movie "blast from the past"
No way. I was watching that documentary on Netflix about putting together the Met Gala. Josh Hartnett wanted to come and Anna Wintour's assistant laughed and asked " what's he been in lately?" She laughed again and denied him. If they're not letting Josh in there's no way they're letting Brendan in.
>1995 Toyota Previa
>Rear seats removed
>dirty blankets
>windows covered with black trashbags
>empty bottles
>pic of his kids and ex-wife taped to the roof
>soiled underwears and dirty socks
>15 year old Dell laptop
>junk food wrappers
>old portable TV/VCR with 10" screen
>couple old VHS tapes of his movies
So fucking hot. What happened?
I'm going to marry her and take all her money.
KEk
Do you think Brendan regrets giving The Rock his big break?
The Rock cucked him out of Journey 2 and is now the highest paid actor in Hollywood and voted sexiest man alive 2016
Has Rock ever thanked Brendan for making him a star?
He got old and lazy
>He didnt really make any great moves career wise as well
What?
Mummy
The one with where he talks to apes and shit
There's probably more
This is why I'll never get married
Monkeybone was pure kino
See
fuck off
Not according to the box office though.
That's quite comfy in a 'moving secret base' kind of way.
Yeah, that's why.
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>Brendan secretly lives in a crawl space under his ex-wife's house so he can be close to his kids
...
probably, but he would have to sit in the back with all the friends and family.
>shit films
>Looney Toons Back in Action
delete this right fucking now
Hey I liked it too. But it bombed hard as fuck. It didnt make back the budget and guess whose career got damaged. Thats right. Brendan felt the full brunt of it.
I seriously can see this guy unJUSTing himself.
But he NEEDS to get rid of his fucking ex wife.
>get rid of wife
>take care of your body
>start roiding hard
>tan
>get nice haircut
>go to rehab about the alcohol and opiates shit
>return as a super Chad
That award is CURSED. All who touch it shall be JUST'ed
He's balding like I am. Hairline is mostly intact but, the top of the head is just really thinning out.
that fucking suit
>Cage, Nicholas. Long-time heroin user. Didn't make it through high school. Attacks paparazzi. Has at least dabbled in (and with, and on) men. "Was such an asshole on the set of Wind Talkers, that the crew referred to him as "Nick The Dick" behind his back." Reported to have a large snuff film collection
fuckingkek
We need to create a fundraiser to help economically Fraser, instead of giving money to the whores on Twitch.
whats wrong with it?
bet the word "JUST" crosses your head when you look in the mirror
nothing, it's a good guy!
the only real way to save Brendan would be to pool our money and hire an assassin to kill this terrible woman.
No really!
No.
>touch Brendan
>gets married to Succubus
>Yep, that's me.
post the unshoped version
At least Brenden landed "punished Griffith" in the upcoming Berserk live action movie
when was the last time Brendan was in any award show?
he gives himsel an award every couple months in the form of a hot meal.
she looks like a member of twisted sister
>hot meal
that film was the shit
LITERALLY JUST.
He literally lives in an aquarium, he can't even cry without the neighbors looking at him
You turn on the lights at night and your house becomes a giant light bulb.
Dude can't even watch pornos in his own living room