/asean/

wakey wakey cucktholics

/balt/

>Mati sebelum berkembang
Saged.

Bisaya are the ________.

Real Niggas

Do they influenced by the negritos?

Yes. Bisayans actually admires negroes and wishes to be like them.
Pic is a soap bisayans like to watch.

Can confirm
Thats why tagalogs want my bisayan dick cause its a nigger sized an' all.
t. Bisaya

i hate sundays its like a countdown to monday.. fuck

I thought Singaporeans just stay at home working in finance while South Asian guest worker does all the heavy duty work.

>working on sundays

ayy lmao

too bad its island sized micro bisaya dick

Statistics are never kind to us

That map is really funny considering the only reason why Visayans make up a large portion of Mindanao's population is due to migration. Whoever made that pic doesn't know/care about the Lumads and other native Mindanaoans. Even Duts is originally from Leyte (he was born there).

>The Thaitard keeps shilling for China

gayest

Titi is 5 inches(13cm) erect
2inches(5cm) flaccid
Balls the size of pugo eggs
Feels not that bad man

why does monday to friday takes too long and saturday to sunday is too short?

Is that Cebu Pacific?

guys how's your exp with Grab?
first time user here so not looking to get scammed.

Isn't he a Bong living there?

Not sure about Grab, but I've used Uber once and they were okay.

Where?

I hope they got fired this is just gross

Wow hot hunks!

nothin wrong witha buncha queers, family

its the same concept like uber. which part of the service u think u may get scammed? first timers are stupid. u just key in your location and they will give a price, the driver comes pick u up and sent you to ur location and pay the exact amount end of story

>I hope they got fired this is just gross
looks like the skit worked. Good job guys

why would any one want to skit that

they can get sued for immoral indecency

Bongs, frogs, spcis and drownmen. Which is the worst coloniser?

...

>drownmen
what's that?

nederlanders

>malaysians acting like westerners
>Huurrr nothing wrong being gay senpai its 2026 be more ((open-minded)) laa
>secretly laugh behind them but not enough humiliation so they torture them even more despite their """support""" on lgbt
>gay kid becomes mentally unstable and had to quit college
>ironically it had to take a conservative religious malay homophobe like me to symphatize his other gay partner and calm down the situation because i hate conflicts
Gen Z is a mistake. as a 90s kid im proud to be a last batch of Gen Y so i dont have to deal with this evolving social nonsense

Dutchs.

Been using them for the past 3-4 years. So far so good. They're just normal taxi drivers using the app (unless you choose the cheaper option which is like Uber where they fetch you with their own car)

What airline is that?

Fucking faglords ruining flights.

Why are TV networks so addicted to "poor maid falls in love with rich owner" trope?

It never happens and if it does its disgusting.

Unless you're Chavit Singson with escorts posing as maids.

Second lady got tits tho. Makes me hngggg

Because their largest target demographics are poor maids? Escapism.

>stupid
Chill kawan, I'm just not used to this kind of stuff, physically 19 but mentally, on technology is 90. But hey, thanks for this.

Yeah, seeing the options and such, I guess I'm going for personal drivers for now to save money.

>be with cousins
>they won't stop talking about Americaboo stuff like ANTM, acting, and Hamilton
Feels hard to be a probinsyano these days.

Ratings.

i don't even know what you're trying to say but here's a (You)

Hamilton is great tho.

Those who like Hamilton, are progressives and nigger lovers.

nothing wrong with this you homophobic slut

Siesta time. Hoped to Its eternal this time.

Just Christian things.

thanks for reminding me that I'm still on Sup Forums lmao

hey flipbros hows Marawi now? isnt it going on for like a month alrdy? They don't look like your everyday MILF guys whois only taking potshots at the government back then

The rebels have RPG-2 but then the govt rides in this.

lmao

Because they're not.

The ones remaining are mostly foreigners who would rather die there than leave.

good, we don't want dissenters here

For every Malaysian that die in Marawi, ten more will take their place over your cunt.

not really, no. the crazies are driven out or caught by the po-po

Why do a meme ethnicities like "Bisayans/Visayans" exist. I think they would identified as Cebuanos or Warays more in a multicultural country like the Philippines?

Guess its the Frenchies.

true. ppl talk shit about what might happen in malaysia is an exaggeration. literally nothing happens here lmao

>not even our submarines have wifi
truly the most powerful tank

i want to kill myself

>tfw had to fulfill invitations the whole day
I'm so tired and full stomach

show me your stomach

what has been our biggest news for the past 6months?

>literally nothing happens
But there was a bomb plot a few months ago.

hotel tax for hotels 4stars and below which cost like 2fiddy ringgits

what plot? :^)

l-lewd

>suicidal
>horny
you should jack it whille cutting yourself, increases your endorphins :^)

There are more than 40 million Sundanese people
What are their notable achievements?

CRAWWLLING IN MY SKIIIN

Enforcement card for foreign workers and the levy for foreign workers delayed till next year.

>notable achievements
decent qts i think

Yeah

Why would terrorists bomb their own base and homeland?

>Why would terrorists bomb their own base and homeland?
>sourced weapons and high explosives from Indonesia and Thailand

>the crazies are driven out or caught by the po-po
or your government is the crazies

Aside from culture and cuisine, a lot of actors and actresses are Sundanese. I think this guy is also correct Bandung girls are qts.

isang pall mall sa mga hanggang jakol lang amirite

totoo ito

are sundanese whiter than javanese?

you are right, pinoys are not latin for they are as dark as pall mall tobaccos

Sort of, since Bandung and most of West Java have higher elevation and cooler temperature than the rest of Java some of them are fairer than most of Javanese. But this doesn't mean that all Sundanese are white and all Javanese are brown.

Bandung girls are hoes tho

So I've heard. Have you ever tasted them?

>*insert ethnic* girls are hoes
what else is new?

Gib me cute hoe sundanese gf, plox!!
t.Wakijo

Keling boys are sluts

If anything guys are the biggest attention whores imho
>if she dates other guys than me shes a slut

No. They just dress like sloot

Oh, yeah. It's such a shame that they don't wear burqa, unlike the women in the Caliphate of Britbongistan.

mas minta rokok satu

>A Singaporean actually complaining about """work"""

>universities
>qt girls
>entertainment
>important industrial assets
>office workers
>still getting bullied bt the rest of indonesians because the bullshitting of javanese to sundanese all of the time
sometimes, it's still so sad for being a sundanese with all those stereotypes

here in malaysia we mostly get negative remarks about jawas when indonesia is mentioned

because the most of TKIs are javanese, and the illegal ones are also mostly from javanese

Rokok-in mereka aja, mas

It's mutual, especially in Java. Though not as much in the rest of Indonesia.

it's all began when the sundanese kingdom princess was refusing the proposed marriage of javanese's majapahit kingdom
then the war between those kingdom happened, the sundanese lost, and become a grundge for generation to generation
the sundanese then forbid the sundanese people and the next generation not to marry any javanese people, then the javanese responsed by bullshitting about sundanese from time to time

minta sos gan

How are the Sultans of each state in Malaysia seen?

Hey, tsongs. Do you tip the pizza delivery guy or not? It's my first time ordering and he got confused finding our house.

Just google perang bubat.

perang bubat bray