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>Your country
>Why is Cyprus not part of Greece?
>Why is Kosovo and Montenegro not part of Serbia?
>Why is Moldova not part of Romania?
>Why is Austria and Switzerland not part of Germany?
>Why is Poland not a nuclear wasteland?
>Why is Latvia,Belarus,Ukraine and Kazakhstan not part of Russia?
>Why is Ireland not part of United Kingdom?
>Why is Belgium not part of France?
>Why is Estonia not part of Finland?
>Why is Finland not part of Sweden?
>Why is Norway not part of Denmark?
>Why is Slovakia not part of Hungary?
>Why is Portugal not part of Spain?
>Why is Bulgaria not part of Turkey?
>Why is Azerbaijan not part of Iran?
>Why is Slovenia not part of Italy?
>Why is Western Sahara not part of Morocco?
>Why is South Sudan not part of Sudan?
>Why is Burundi not part of Rwanda?
>Why is Eritrea not part of Ethiopia?
>Why is Lesotho and Swaziland not part of South Africa?
>Why is Pakistan and Sri Lanka not part of India?
>Why is Mongolia not part of China?
>Why are Korea's not part of Japan?
>Why is Papua New Guinea not part of Indonesia?
>Why is New Zealand not part of Australia?
>Why is Chile,Uruguay and Paraguay not part of Argentina?
>Why is French Guiana,Suriname and Guyana not part of Brazil?
>Why is Venezuela not part of Colombia?
>Why is Haiti not part of Dominican republic?
>Why is Canada not part of USA?

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>Why is Cyprus not part of Greece?

because we fucked them in 1974

Cyprus is Greek, T*rks are ugly subhuman dogs

>yfw btc coming for you

Cheeky wankers to be fair.

NATO was a mistake

Austria was one of the great powers. So the main powers in the east were Austria, Prussia and Russia after they partitioned Poland. Then after WWI it was part of the treaty that Austria and Germany couldn't combine. And these days they don't want to.

Switzerland idk. I'd like to know though. But I'm betting it would be something to do with their neutrality and the fact that having a stable country with its own laws in the middle of Western Europe is good for both stability and business.

Also they probably just didn't want to

>British generals immorally used the lowly ANZACs as cannon fodder while preserving British soldiers

you dogs still celebrate a military disaster?

>Why is G*rmany not a nuclear wasteland?
Ftfy, couldn't care less about the others

Yeah idk about that one. Kinda rankles a little.

I think to be fair that WWI marked the rise of an independent Australian identity. So pre WWI we were just a colony and post we were Australia.

Every country has its own rhetoric and national identity and thankfully Australia doesn't really get up to much.

There's also some mad conspiracy that actually the treaty of Versailles was what gave Australia its sovereignty.

Bits suffered far more casualties during Gallopoli that Aus or NZ.

Mostly Irish tbf

>Massachusetts
>It is.
>It is.
>Because that's stupid.
>Switzerdeutsch > Deutsch, so Germany and Austria should be part of Switzerland desu.
>The USSR pussied out.
>They're not?!
>Latvia is the next world superpower, so Russia is too afraid to screw around in the region.
>It will be soon enough.
>Nobody wants to be part of France.
>The Finns can't understand the Estonians when they speak.
>The Swedes can't understand the Finns when they speak.
>The Danes can't understand the NorĂ°menn when they speak.
>Slovakia's not even a real country, let alone part of Hungary.
>Spain is afraid of triggering Brazil.
>It is.
>It's part of the USSR.
>Zizek is defending Slovenia from imperialism even as we speak.
>The Sahara is a desert, not a country...
>It is, just the south part.
>Those aren't even real country names ffs.
>The British control Eritrea, so...
>Aren't they?
>Moslems.
>Most of the populated parts are, actually.
>Communism.
>Dodo birds.
>Who would want to govern a country populated only by sheep?
>You missed a space.
>No.
>They don't have enough drugs to be accepted by the Venezuelans.
>Because 'Murica.
>Tim Hortons...

Referendum has not passed yet fucko, you're still a part of the U. S. of A.

Isn't Massachusetts were Boston is? Isn't that the centre of the rebellion?

>centre
** center

But yes.

...

>>Why is Portugal not part of Spain?
Because we have been cockblocked because of bad luck. Spain is the unluckiest fucking nation in Europe.

Portugal was just very clever and very good at war. Every time you tried to take them they beat you and the one time you inherited them in a succession crisis the rest of Europe cucked you in the Portuguese restoration.

Because Spain was FUCKING DUMB
>Portugal uses the same fucking square shitty strategy
>HURRRR DURRRDF FUCKFD LET'S JUST RUSH AGAINST THEM XDDDD
Not to mention, Spain had a fuckton of officers in the army, which is as bad as having none.

I mean is there actually any consensus on why Spain went from being the best military in Europe to being shit? Went from dominating Europe to getting crushed by Napoleon for what reason?

Why would Slovenia be part of Italy? If anything, Trieste should be part of Slovenia.
Then the question becomes
>why isn't Slovenia part of Austria?

Because the army was never upgraded and Spain was dragged into constant wars. The US won the war against Spain simply because Spain was fighting with shitty technology from the 1700s. Napoleon took Spain quickly because the king gave him access to invade Portugal but it backfired.
In short, why is Spain shit? Because of the Bourbons, ironically, Franco behaved more like a better king for Spain than any of the Bourbons ever were.

1. Canada
2. Britain
3. Britain
4. Ukraine
5. Switzerland isn't because they're not solely German, they're French/Italian/German. Don't know why Austria isn't though.
6. EU
7. Because you touch yourself at night.
8. Muh famine
9. Muh Vlaanderen
10. Muh Soviet Union
11. Because they're Mongolian, not Swedish.
12. Muh oil
13. Muh Czechoslovakia
14. Muh reconquista
15. we wuz slavs n shiet
16. idk
17. we wuz slavs n shiet
18. It is.
19. Muh famine
20. Muh genocide
21. Muh North Korea of Africa
22. Muh monarchy
23. Muh Islam
24. we wuz khans
25. Muh WW2
26. Muh WW1, muh Australia, muh Germany, muh Britain
27. Muh LOTR
28. Because Argentinians are subhumans
29. Because they're more Caribbean than South American
30. Muh socialism
31. Muh black people
32. Britain

Sucks I guess. Pretty promising beginnings

>Why is Chile,Uruguay and Paraguay not part of Argentina?
juntos pero no revueltos
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How do people even come up with the question:''Why is Portugal not part of Spain?''
Do people even make that stupid fucking question?

Portugal was always stronger than Spain.

>why is the west bank not a part of israel?
Isnt it?

>why is portugal not part of spain
Britain

>Why is Belgium not part of France?
It should be.
>Why is French Guiana,Suriname and Guyana not part of Brazil?
It should be.

>Why is Portugal not part of Spain?
Because no one wants to be a part of Spain. Even Spain doesn't want to be a part of Spain.

>Why is Ireland not part of United Kingdom?
well this is gonna be fun.

turks do what arabs do
outnumbering small enemies

turks lie about their penis size
because of inferiority complex