I'll give you 1 (One) second to convince me why I should watch some random dudes riding bikes across France for 5 hours...

I'll give you 1 (One) second to convince me why I should watch some random dudes riding bikes across France for 5 hours straight.

Its fun. :3

There might be a crash.

You shouldnt. We dont want plebs

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why do bongs care so much about cycling?

It's almost as on the level as pro wrestling?

There is none.
Watching TDF before the last stage is only for turbo autists. You just watch the ending and hope for a crash.

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best team in tdf is british

It's comfy.
It's fun.
I won't say there is memes because a nigger from shitzerland ruined the thread last year and most of the OC producing guys left

Those are the kind of sports where you need to be able to appreciate how far human bodies can push themselves.

I'm not saying its exciting, I watch it, or you should watch it. Just put it into perspective, like a human running a sub 2:00 mile, or someday a man running a sub 9 second 100m dash.

Because it's the perfect mixture of comfiness and excitement.

Last 20 km is pretty exciting

they're bandwagoning the bong team, mainly

they'll stop when the team will start to fade

>mfw Team Sky dominates the tour for the next 15 years

a-at least there's always the giro

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I'll agree with you, there is something extremely gay about TdF, however;

1) Cycling for sport is fun though, and as such it's entertaining to watch the absolute best of the best in world compete at the highest stage globally in the same activity you and your local cycling team do for fun and fitness.

2) My nigga, downhill descents are pure adrenaline.

3) See what the eternal teuton said in

Cycling is much more fun to do than to watch

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Cycling is about as shit tier as Basketball

No one is asking any of you to watch our league. Feel free to leave us alone.

>you and your local cycling team
That's where you lost me m8

it's perfect for globalist socialist europeans that are tolerant of radical islamic terrorism taking over your civilization. Thank you for voting for Macron! :DDD

To talk about it here and pretend we are your friends

It is the whitest major sport in the world. No nigs chimping out like in American sports. Also it is incredible to watch world class riders compete against each other especially during mountain stages not to mention the comfiness and French landscape

It's not a sport though

Random dudes on roids who'll get their titles stripped later

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Speak for yourself

You don't have any local amateur cycling clubs/teams around where you live? Or if not a team, then any group of expert cyclist you can meet up with and go on lengthy rides every weekend?
(You)

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It quite literally is

Echoing others, it's comfy, it's impressive - especially because it's an activity we can relate to (I can't play most ball sports for shit but I'm a pretty good cyclist), the commentary is gets pretty inane at times as they try to fill the gaps, it's international, there are moments like last year's Running Man that bring you to tears, and there are moments of genuine excitement, too.

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It's fun to see people suffering. As you learn about strategy it's also interesting to think about that battle

just stick to handball faggot. we don't need you.