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What was her fucking problem?

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Wouldn't you be infuriated and a cunt to everyone if this guy was your main enemy? He always wins! He's so smug! He loves baseball! He made a man go crazy!

She was a bitch

She put too much vaseline on her face

Babylon 5.

What is the best class and why is it the Miranda?

The Excelsior class is criminally underrated.

It looks neat from below but shit from above. I call it a butterback.

>Stupid Federation solids! The Jem'Hadar and the Breen will make you pay for every inch of Cardassia in blood! All while we genocide the Cardassians and leave their bodies in the streets!
>Oh, Odo is here? Actually we unconditionally surrender

What a dumb bitch.

Trek threads during the day:
>complaining about Discovery
>muh SJW pandering
>Star Trek isn't a progressive show and only faggots think otherwise
>btw fuck faggots

Trek threads at night:
>episode recommendations
>Gul Dukat did nothing wrong
>Miiillles where is my Aaamazzarite Sour Diesel
>consensual salamander sex between two salamander/human hybird adults

Is this accurate?

yo mamma did nothing wrong when she took sisko's dick!

Reminder that Garak was 100% right.

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I didn't know I was Jake Sisko. Let me go tear up a public bus seat to make a sweater.

What a useless character. The only good Jake episode is the one where he becomes an old man who wasted his own life and then kills himself to save his father.

Living in a different timezone, they all blend together.

Even Hooman Quark has huge lobes.

Whats more attractive? Cardassian neck ridges or proud bulbus Ferengi lobes?

>shit from above

no

Aww yeee boyyeee

I'd say accurate although I'm not here half the day so I get the good half.

>plus, night threads in general are more fun across the board

Look at that shit right there. The nacelles don't even attach to the stardrive section. They attach to a hideous, disgusting, bulging, pimply blister on top of the stardrive. What a waste of a design.

>Odo has a weird face because he can't do bajoran/human faces right
>all other changelings keep doing the same shit he does even when he's not here, even if it has been established they can do faces just right
Also while they might need vortas on the field, what's the use of vortas such as Weyoun? He does nothing a changeling couldn't do by themselves, and there's fucking millions of them in a puddle.

Imagine your Dad being a literal hero while you are a shit tier reporter.

Really activates my almond tbqh.

Computer, start a Night Star Trek Thread
Disable Safety Protocols.

>TRUDEAU: If we kill the Founders, they win.
>FEMALE CHANGELING: We will discipline the solids or they will be exterminated!
>TRUDEAU: Thank you, mother.

Still a better actor than his dad

>US trek vs Euro trek

Naw, In A Pale Moonlight he was alright.

Jake in "Muse" was pretty bad.

>what's the use of vortas such as Weyoun? He does nothing a changeling couldn't do by themselves

I get the feeling the changelings don't want to be bothered

they just want to know they bring order to solids for 20,000 lightyears in every direction

otherwise they just want to roll around in their constant orgy, excuse me, great link all day.

Rome turned into the same shit..

Ugly af ship is fucking ugly.

I thought they didn't take that faceless shape until odo came back?
They do it to make him comfortable so he'll feel like he belongs even more.

They use Weyuns and other Vorta cause they don't want to deal with solids at all. Originally they just wanted to control them all so they would keep away from them.

Avery Brooks is a fine actor leave him alone

>They do it to make him comfortable

worst excuse ever

He was. I mean I like Star Trek for moments like Picard trying to communicate with the cystaline entity, or refusing to oblitarate the Borg. It's what makes Star Trek great in my eyes.
But he's a better person that I'll ever be and also not real, I'd burn that jello to crisp

>Attaching the saucer section to the star drive section with a giant slinky.

Who was the costume designer on this show? I want to personally thank them for all the a e s t h e t i c

No, they keep that face even when they're alone with Weyoun and the Cardassians.
It's also the face the shapeshifter Odo kills takes instantly when dying, or the face the changeling they find in space with O'Brien takes, even if he's been awake for almost 200 years old.

They didn't take that shape before they met him, but afterwards they took that shape in scenes without him.

Here's the excuse: The Founders hate the solidshits sooooooo much that they refuse to think up another shape to take around solids after Odo gives them that one.

>Ugh, that fucking Vorta wants to talk to me. Ugh, I hate fucking Vorta so fucking damn much. Ugh, whatever, I'll just look like Odo.
>>Founder, you are so wise in all ways.
>Ugh, fuck you, shut up already. I wish I was back home linking in my great link right now.

I watched this episode 2 days ago. No, he was not.

*accordion

>I watched this episode 2 days ago. No, he was not.

Well I guess our two opinions negate themselves.
GG

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

I always wrote it off as all Shifters take that face so humans can tell that they are in fact shapeshifters. Odo is really the only shapeshifter human ever came in contact with, so why not look like him so the humans know exactly who they are dealing with?

Also, like said they don't really give a fuck what they look like.

Also, the Founders wisdom and reasons for doing things exceeds your own you filthy solid capabilities of understanding. They ain't gotta explain anything you fucking lesser lifeform. I bet you don't even sleep in a bucket you piece of shit.

>Rome turned into the same shit..
Interesting comparison, since that is partially right.
Remember when Odo and the Female Changeling simulated "solid sex".
>"It is nothing compared to the Great Link."

That's the wrong filename though.

maybe Odo's the one who's mistaken

what he thinks is the "best he can do" is really some sort of default form

afterall changelings said they were once solid right?

(they also look a lot like that race that seeded all the other races from TNG The Chase)

The lady who plays "Female Changeling" played that actor for that scene.

Makes me wonder if the concept artists and whoever came up with the Changelings got it from "The Chase".

>what he thinks is the "best he can do" is really some sort of default form
Meh, the changelings are literal goo. It's no more of a default face than a human face would be.

DS9 was already airing when TNG did The Chase.

...

Well they used Salome Jens, the Female Changeling, to play an alien that looks suspiciously like Odo's race.

Seems more than mere coincidence, but they do happen.

they evolved from solids, they might have a certain affinity for the form they had at the point of this evolution..

Evolution doesn't mean shit in Star Trek.

Is this what happens to an Ocampa if they make it past 10 years old?

...that was literally the purpose of the vorta. To represent the Founders and carry out their orders without them having to be there. The founders were an extremely xenophobic people who feared/hated solids and wanted as little contact with them as possible.

I know that Sisko movie (the one with Markie Mark where they kidnap his daughter) but what's the film with Picard?

Sporocystean life can keep them alive until their late 40s

I can't believe that Naomi Wildman grew up to be in porn, specifically BLACKED.

Really makes me think.

@76964138

Is this what passes for bait these days?

>caring about voy

Don't forget Quarks technicolor dream coat

I'd also like to thank the person who put bashir in that wack ass form fitting outfit

I like the Odyssey class

Founders see anything that is physically formed that breathes as lower life forms. Solids do nothing but cause war and chaos to one another in their eyes and they have a constant deep mistrust of them from suffering countless deaths of their own species to them. (basically entry level space racism 101)

Theirs is a civilisation that intermingles with one another without effort and there are no secrets between Changelings so they more or less agree with one another that "Solids" should be persecuted for their own safety no matter what.

They even create and clone their own soldiers and diplomats for them to deal with their problems in their own stead. The Founders are essentially insufferable arrogant cunts by basic nature, even Odo's bare minimum nature is to be mistrustful and inflexible towards others.

This guy.

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Responsible for just about everything on all of the post TOS series/movies outfits

I wonder what form the changelings normally take when communicating with the Vorta? They don't seem to be able to talk when gelatinous.

Do they just assume the shape of a Vorta? Or maybe they just form a big ole mouth in the middle of their goo.

I'm watching it for the first time. So far I've seen Vis a Vis, Threshold, and Tuvix. I'm probably going to watch Episode 1 tonight and actually start from the beginning. So far it's so bad it's good The Room tier to me.

Bless this man.

I was supposed to watch over you and you were supposed to watch someone to watch over me.

At least molly is pure

Mouth on a tentacle, just like my chinese comics.

I FORGOT THEY DID THAT
WHY IRA
Once read a Odo/Quark fanfiction against my better judgement. Author describes Quark tonguing Odo. The mouth is gelatinous inside at first until Odo forms a tongue to reciprocate. Worst thing I've ever read with my own two eyes.

If Garak pulled this off billions of lives could have been saved at the expense of their own.

But who would have stopped Dukat's worm hole aliens later in the show?

Ira is a saint, giving us the non-human aliens who are truly "alien" that our scifi so desperately needs.

I wish

To avenge his fallen BFFs Sisko and Kira, Dukat would become the new Emissary of the Prophets, and he would defeat the Pah-Wraiths.

To paraphrase Strong Bad "That explains why all beings look the same except for slight differences of our foreheads!"

Was this episode necessary? Couldn't we all just accept the limitations of depicting alien life forms on a tv budget? Though watching VOY it is getting kinda crazy how many species look exactly like humans in this heretofore unexplored region of space.

The crazy clothes on Ferengi kind of made sense though.

Alien species, with an alien fashion sense. Their cultures is all about money and bling, so the more shit thats on your jacket, the wealthier you look to other ferengi most likely.

Can you blame the solids for being paranoid about a species that can change shape? OK they didn't have to go all 'angry mob' and try to kill them but I doubt we'd be totally comfortable around shapeshifters.

That said they're response of reclusion, xenophobia and conquering wasn't an ideal course either.

I'm struggling with VOY. The pilot was pretty hard to get through (though par for the course with Star Trek openers)

I've watched Tuvix, Prototype and a couple others to get a feel for it and nothings that bad but it's not that good. And they tell me each episode reverses the status quo. After DS9, I'm not sure I can make it.

I think maybe Sisko would go to the celestial temple if he died suddenly without 'completing his task'. Maybe he'd intervene from there or maybe they'd reincarnate him or some nonsense?

Definitely. It's cool to see Picard and the rest of Starfleet as ideal evolved human beings we should strive to be but the flawed alien species give us a reflection of who we are now. Good shit.

I just wish I didn't have to remember Odo and female founder doing solid snu snu.

The only thing worse was remembering Dukat fucking Kai Winn. Of all the couples to have canon intercourse, none of those are the pairs I want to know about.

i always loved the attention to detail they put into each race's costumes

Dukat x Winn > Neelix x Kes

I remember an episode where Quark remarks on how boring and plain human clothes are. Except Jake of course.

I never want to imagine anything involving Neelix. Fucking discount Snarf.

*growls*

>decide to put on Tattoo to see if Space Native Americans are as stupid as I think they might be

Oh my god. I was expecting Hawk from Twin Peaks and instead I got full blown Colors of the WInd bullshit. This series continues to exceed my expectations.

dat babybucket

is she a hapa?

Yes.

For more information, watch her episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

So aliens came down to Earth, met cavemen, and they became Native Americans. Am I understanding this correctly?

Shape Shifting!

No, the rubber-tree people were imbued with the tattoo talisman and gave it to the natives so they all knew each other if they could draw a "Chamoosy".

Oh, well silly me for misunderstanding. When you explain it like that, it all just makes way more sense.

Thank you for posting a Sicilian and not an actual Native American.

I've seen pics of her crying on one of those episodes because her Dad's sushi joint was in bankruptcy or something.

She's rather small in a sort of weird way. Like she just barely isn't a midget or something.

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Editorial note: Sorry for my passive aggressiveness tonight. I'm feeling "under the weather" and also I'm constipated and also I have to drive for like 6 hours tomorrow.

>or something

I should probably just leave the thread at this point.

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Safe House (1998)

Underrated movie 2bh

I just wish he wasn't being ironic about Gene Rothenburg

let's see avery brooks' dups!

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Jew allegory
>we were historically pushed around
>so that gives us the right to genocide anyone in self defense