This kills the nu-male

This kills the nu-male.

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I've never met a fan of metal who wasn't a virgin just to be quite honest.

Actually, it just gives the nu-male mild pangs of guilt when he listens to it for the third time that day.

this kills the nu-male

>he thinks Burzum isn't nu-male trash

wrong
t. virgin
correct
wrong

Maybe you should try leaving the house

this thoroughly offends and disturbs the nu-male's sensibilities with bold riffage and brash, sassy vocal delivery as well as sexually potent imagery and larger-than-life theatrics

very correct

nice meme

I liked hvis lyset tar oss more

this liabilities the neo-man

isn't varg vikernes the ultimate nu male
>lanky
>pagan
>weak
>married an autistic woman

This discombobulates the tru-rist and the nu-male alike yet rejoices the neuromale

I'M A WILD CHILD
COME AND LOVE ME
I WANT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

how's the tenth grade going?

*angery nu-male sounds*

I can't count how many nu-males I've seen with Burzum shirts. Burzum is essential poser core, everyone from rappers to DJs to nu-males wear Burzum apparel. If you live in the america and listen to Burzum chances are you had a fatherless, middle-class upbringing and are an asocial sperg who can't talk to girls.

No, that album is for nu-males.

THIS kills the nu-male.

you must be baiting because this is the most trendy neckbeard nu male metal in existence, aside from acid bath

First, the real hardcore tough dudes that used to listen to this kind of metal are people you will most likely never interact and would never interact with you.
Second, the people that listen to this now are pussies that think that just because you listen to "cynical" and evil shit means you're cool and somehow related to the old scene - which you're not. You're a pathetic loser in the best case scenario.
And if you just listen to Burzum because the music is cool you most likely aren't that deep in the scene so stfu.

Varg actually created the subgenre atmospheric bm, so he bascially created the nu-male wave.

Chugga-core is the only genre that actively repels nu-males. Fact.

Nu metal is technically chugga-core too. Fact

This repels the nova masculi

lads there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, no need to get upset.

Its the unknown pleasures shirt of 2014.

>burzum
>not numale

Burzum is entry level nu-malecore.

Damn looks like OP just outed himself

go to any Burzum track on youtube and you will see that it's 99% nu-males and women listening to it

didn't it give birth to must nu male metal that comes out these days

then why does every nu-male metal blog call him an alt-right nazi when he has more in common with the far left and has disavowed the alt-right and nationalists?

Because muh raycist nazi hysteria

non-virgin metal fan reporting in

people who read metal blogs are nu-males

Burzum is certified soyboy core if you unironicly like this band you should get your test checked

cause he sounds like a Sup Forumstard. Obsessed with gatekeeping and cultural purity, generally misinformed, regurgitates memes and second-hand opinions over and over like a broken record, not very witty at all, easily offended, very confrontational, quick to call bullshit on everything even remotely nu-maleish, takes himself way too seriously, too shy to use his actual voice, prefers to hide behind text.

You know, like this guy over here he may not be a nu-right alt-male but he sure as fuck sounds like one.

I don't mean to say that the horseshoe theory is 100% correct, but it easily explains why leftypol/antifa/SJWs are so easy to confuse with alt-right/nazis

>too shy to use his actual voice, prefers to hide behind text

what?

First antifa and SJW are not far left
/leftypol/ is far left and is really different from Sup Forums and nazis.
Begone stupid centrist

alt right / nazi is just hipster code for racist, which varg openly is

>nu-grind
real soyboy repellent is Blood, Herpes, and early Carcass you dumb nu-male

*people who write metal blogs are nu-males

what do you consider antifa if not far-left

metalsucks, angrymetal guy, heavy blog, metal injection, all those terrible blogs are just shills for every big label release that comes out. literally zero reason to read that gutter shit (also they all get ad funds from the axl shekelbergstein blastbeat network)

Wrong youtube.com/watch?v=moN67R7Vew0

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Numales have enough self respect to not LARP out in the woods.

because alt right ARE nu-male

This kills the nu-male.

This kills the nu-male.

I am politically liberal, I've traveled a lot, I'm a grad student, and I'm into zen. I don't consider myself a "soyboy," but the inbred trash in Sup Forums might. I like both of these albums a lot.

Antifa is not far left.
It's liberal. They do not argue against capitalism, but argue against what they percive as bad capitalist.
Far left is when you want to abolish capitalism, when you want black ceo and no rayicism you are stupid liberal. /leftypol/ would gladly shot both liberals and SJW.

nah you are a faglord

This, it's why people like Varg (other than being a murderer) don't bother me as much. I can tolerate a certain amount of bigotry and ignorance if it comes with a staunchly anti-capitalist stance. While fascism, racism, and bigotry are worth fighting over, people who take that stance and go "we need more women CEOs" can go kill themselves. Liberals get the bullet too.

What's your definition of liberal?

Centrists/center left/classical liberals

there are plenty of ant-capitalist commie antifa faggots

Varg doesn't want one single non-white person in Europe, how is Burzum for nu-males? All the nu-male metalfags hate him.

>not defining your personality with music
THIS kills the nu-male

Burzum is one of the most limp wristed things I can think of though

I've met three people who liked Burzum. One was a liberal philosophy major who browses Sup Forums (pretty cool guy though), the other was the meekest guy I've ever met who absolutely seemed to hate himself (he would even say cringy self loathing stuff), and the other was an extreme cynic and weeb. Hmm......

Toss up for me

I'm a glasses and beard wearing skinnyfat communist and Filosofem is one of my favourite albums of all time.

Vast majority of Antifa are supporters of DSA, the remainder being actual commies. It's the only "platform" they have as a group, other than "kick trash cans and jump on top of cars to fulfill your Harry Potter #resistance fantasy"

The democratic cops of America are mega-liberals.

Anti-fascism, not even once.

I've come to realize that the "new left" is just Sup Forums but instead of arguing about who's really white, they argue about who's really leftist.
Worse than the alt-right's cliquery and infighting which is no small feat.

ITT soyboys calling out other soyboys for listening to soycore music

t. melodic death metal master race
>pic withstanding

Arguing about who's a real leftist is an ancient communist tradition.

Even Marx himself was doing it.

*deletes everything but Dunkelheit and Jesu Dod*

>Implying Beholding the Daughters of the Firament isn't GOAT

You get it. Any suggestions for metal sites that aren't shit? I've only found deathmetal.org, not bad but they take it real serious

That doesn't mean it's nu-male though. I know there's a few of his fans who wrestle with the idea of enjoying his music while overlooking his politics, but I would think it's a small section of his listeners.

Paramour is great.

Arguably I’m not a virgin if being molested counts.

>implying a hipster isn’t wearing a t shirt >>>ironically.

Be honest we’ve all got a half chub the first time we saw this album cover.

Whoops, I meant Paramore. :^)

Anti fascism is class collaboration

ANTIFA is the overweight manchild version of the 15-year-olds scratching anarchy symbols on their desks.

t. soyboy

The problem with communism is that it always ends up as Jew's mass murdering people to maintain their paranoid failing utopia vision. Capitalism is degenerate, but the real problem is that most people are degenerate and hate God, anyone who thinks they can solve the problem of fallen humanity by implementing an economic system is foolish. The best political system is a theocratic christian monarchy, no racism, no degenerate capitalism, no paranoid soviet state. It's not perfect, but this world isn't perfect and it's the best we can have in this life, what really matters is the kingdom of heaven and attaining salvation.

wow, do you want some more salt on those jewish cocks you're sucking?

>The problem with communism is

historically, communism (and socialism) always leads to mass starvation.

Are you from /christian/ on infinitechan?

Nope, you can like Paramore and not be a soyboy.

this board would probably consider me a nu-male based on my looks, appearance, music preferences and some political views (long hair tied back usually in some kind of bun, beard, mostly listens to indie and rap, liberal regarding drugs, helping poor us citizens, not racist) and Burzum is one of the few metal bands I'll occasionally revisit.

Then again I don't even mind Arghoslent or Grand Belial's Key or even other NSBM acts I don't remember from back when I used to listen to mostly metal and not indie and rap like I do now.

Imma be honest I love the double bass on Jesu Dod, albeit simple, it just requires a good deal of stamina to keep on going like that. Sure, Varg probably did it on a computer, but it's still nice.

>i'm into zen

I see no contradiction in nu-males enjoying Bigoted Bodom aka Intolerant in Flames aka KKK Kalmah aka Supremacist Soilwork aka White Power Wintersun aka Aryan At the Gates aka Hitlerian Hypocrisy

>I'm into zen
>I don't consider myself a "soyboy"

i reported this thread

>mfw

I liked some RAC too, some songs still are pretty fun to listen to I'll admit although I don't really care about the ideology so I rarely revisit them much at all these days, since most of it was average Oi! music with the main focus on the politics.

>Liberals get the bullet too.
I've seen pictures of people from /leftypol/, you would have problems taking over a geriatric ward.

>I am politically liberal
>I've traveled a lot,
>and I'm into zen.

>I don't consider myself a "soyboy,"

DELET THIS

WE'RE NOT WEAK

WE'RE TOTALLY HARDCORE CAUSE OUR BELIEFS ARE X-TREEEEME AND STUFF

This kills the nu-male.

Yes, but it leaves the gla-male somewhat unimpressed

and buttblasts the trve-male

>metalhead
>was molested
Pottery

yeah because nu-males don't listen to effeminate dance pop for tweens

>I only listen to tough music for macho dudes with muscles and stuff!
>Nails, Full of Hell, Indian, the list goes on...

Wrong. I listen to lots of 'non-macho' and female vocal music. Emotion is just way too gay even for me.