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Hello goyim
Israel kike here, ask me anything

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What did your relatives do in the holocaust?

why didn't you die in the holocaust?

חַג שָׂמֵחַ
How's your Shavuot going?

Do you collect rare merchants?
How much shekels do you earn?
What do you think about kebab removal?

fuck off, we are full

Why do you have to oppress the white man?

cuck

What do you think Israel will look like in 2116?

Big and Beautiful

>How did you escape the ovens, JEW!?

Just kidding, but seriously, when are you going to remove kebab?

hopefully free of muslims, unlike your country, ahmed
rip great britain

either that or pic related

Did you started to save up for your jizya calculator?

Chill אח

What do you think of American Jews?

I work with one and he seems okay. He dropped out of law school to become a refrigeration tech and his parents are probably very disappointed in him.

עברו דירה לאוזבקיסטן בליאט

bored as fuck bruder
you?

well technically I do
I make money off online arbitrage deals, so technically speaking I literally am a merchant
and kebab removal is taken very positively, which is why we've basically ensured Trump gets the gay vote Today

oppress? I just said that today we've given MAGAman a new edge from a traditionally democrat voters
show some fucking gratitude

like one nation surrounded by glass craters

Are you a tourist?
Why save up for a calculator when you can have the goyim do it for you?
Honestly though, I really don't think that the world would let the Muslimads take over, because it'd probably become another breeding ground for terror if they do

What are you guys gonna do about the Muslim menace?

most american jews are okay I guess. I've personally met 3 and all of them were fucking weirdos.

Should I move to Israel or is America nicer?

I married a jewess with blonde hair and blue eyes. Huge jew hips though :) . Am I in the club?

T. White redneck

You got it all wrong ...

we're working on it dude

no need, there wouldn't be any sand nigger alive to collect on it

entirely depends on who they're voting for
if they vote republican, they're aight
if they vote democrat, IE most of them, they are cuckolds dumbasses which are betreying their own fucking family

מאיזה איזור אתה?

What do you mean by "we"? Don't expose the secret

Level three merchant here, I sometimes struggle with shutting down goyim. Do you have any tips?

Stay in the US. Israel is merely an american base, an outpost, for removing kebab.

>666
infinitelooper.com/?v=HHgxOXEQaFU

No, diaspora unfortunately.
But don't worry, not for much longer.

Browsing Sup Forums, so probably just as bored mate.

Depends on how you look at it
You have a lower chance of being stabbed or shot by a hood nigger, but higher chance of being shot or stabbed by a palestinian

overall israeli life expectency is higher in Israel because we offer far better and cheaper medical services for citizens. You should move here if you have some chronic or terminal disease and need treatment, though you won't get immediate citizenship unless you marry a jew girl or something

again, depends on context
if by club you mean Israel, then legally, yes
you're entiteld to an israeli citizenship if your wife ever petitions for one, because she will get an automatic confirmation

not gonna lie, I kek'd

What if I enjoy removing kebab?

>666
youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU#t=76

Cool shit bro, you guys got rv parks there?

I live in a airstream, wife loves it. No housework and save a boatload of money.

As far as I know I qualify for law or return since my grandfather was a Jew. And I still have his last name to boot.

Why did Israel attack the gay nightclub in America?

Currently, Israel is expected to take the 9th place in the HDI index by 2030, while at the same time the US is expected to be 19 (which is also good obviously)
as seen in pic related.
You should definitely get a passport if you can and try to contribute somehow.
> by 2030 Sweden is expected to move 30 places down to the 45th place, below Lybia

Problem is, American Jews tend to be secular, and secular Jews in America tend to be fucking retards.

How hard is it to move to Israel and marry an Ashkenazi qt goddess? Pls I want to mate with an Ashkenazi qt so my son can have high iq and live in a country where his ethnicity is actually protected instead of actively destroyed like the us/europe

Be sure to look for cheap goods on amazon and offer them on sale on ebay
Don't actually hold inventory, but the moment you get an order on a product ebay, go to amazon, buy it as ''gift'', and fill the order with your customer's address for shipping

קריות אחי
למה? יש לך כיוון?

love that song
love the comments more

Ha ha ha, MY MAN!

>> by 2030 Sweden is expected to move 30 places down to the 45th place, below Lybia

Kek.

dat kike

do you think something like the holocaust could happen again?
(not that I want it to)

>(not that I want it to)
Don't lie, Hans.

I'm a Christian pretending to be a Jew to make aliyah to get stacks of neetbux and medical care. I think I'll stay in Israel for about three years (enough to finish college) before moving back to the US and hating Jews again. AMA.

>stacks of neetbux

Might want to do a bit of reading about life in Israel, bro, you might be disappointed.

are you fucking dense or something? to make the gay community vote for Trump, of course

try plentyoffish
you'd be surprised how many jew girls are registered there

yup
no matter, it'll get better with dolan in office

then you've struck gold, quite literally
if you ever get AIDS get over here for cheap meds

dunno about RV but we have neighborhoods of container housing
it's streamlined, convenient and cheap as fuck, and usually comes with wooden heat isolation too

Probably not. There could be another world war in which Jews could be prosecuted, as well as other minorities in other countries (ex. refugees in nationalistic regions of Europe or Christians and Hindus in Muslim countries)
But don't you worry, my fellow Juden, as you can always make an Aliyah to Israel

Are Israeli girls easy to hook up with if you're a fairly attractive Czech male? Also, what's their stance on uncut penises?

I'm going to Israel in a week and was looking to get some prime merchant pussy

not in the same sense
we understand perfectly well we're not welcome in Europe anymore, which is why we run our own country now
european jews can just move to Israel along with their european wives and husbands, make our gene pool better
arabs and blacks will obviously be shot on attempted entry, of course

needbux here is pitiful dude, maybe like 300 dollars a month
stick to medcare and get a fucking job

If a Jew has a medical "condition", does the government in Israel provide disability payments to them?

Is it true they make cosmetics/medicine from foreskin?
Do jews fear samurais?

if you're 6 feet tall not socially awkward you'll have zero problems getting stoned tel avivi pussy. almost all are fucking whores there

dunno about the penises though, I would suggest cleaning off any smegma before heading out

Are you a hohol ?
Are you 100% jew ?

serious question....the U.S. will help foreigners get disability but are fighting helping out a relative of mine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction
Why was it banned?

yup
not much though, best have some rich relatives prepared in case that happens

no fucking idea but I wouldn't say it's impossible
and no

nope, russian born
and 100% zhid

how the fuck would I know? all harcore porn is disgusting degeneracy anyway

True...

Do you know any Rabbi's that will vouch for me being a Jew for a it of incentive? I'm 12% genetically Ashkenazi (maternally) but I have no family records going back that far.

I want to get an Israeli passport and come shoot Muslims and inseminate IDF girls with my mongol-slav genes.

Can you help?

>tfw 5 feet 9 inches
does this ruin my chances?

Goodbye jew

A кaк биcтpo ты выyчил ивpит?

I have been an instructor in a summer camp in the US.
Most of the American staff and fellow instructors were pretty annoying.

> Drama over the slightest things
> Loud
> Every second word is 'like'
> Having sex with practically everyone

Basically annoying drama queens.

Why is this ok

When you fuckers gonna nuke Iran?

shut up you fucking jew

hello kike. I am atheist communist kurd. im good looking tho. in europe they always thought i was italian always had to correct them. but i like israeli girls for some reason. what is my chance to get some booty in israel? i wanna visit there.

za 1-2 goda
mne vsevo bilo 5 let

goodbye frenchie

dude for all I care Europe can become nazi again
if you remove kebab and tell the jews there to move to Israel then our interests are the same

When are you?

Almost completely. Sorry bro.

Again, how tall and rich looking are you

Which goyim are your favourite (nationality)?

im not tall 175 cm. but kinda rich...

>עברו דירה לאוזבקיסטן בליאט
כמו שצריך
וגם יש מצב שאנחנו אחים שנפרדו בלידה

as ironic as that may sound, germans

>Communist
>Rich


XDDD

Because they've become so self hating?

you will die in a nuclear blast very soon.
source: the voices that talk to me in my dreams.

Fucking manlet kek, 190cm master race here

Because they make Jews flee Islamic anti-semitism.
And the only options we Jews here have is America and Israel.
America is becoming degrnerate so only Israel actually.

Half of my city looks like pic related. Imagine someone walking around with a Kippah.

same here
Aside from German men being extremely hot, they're hardworking and loyal, and the average IQ for Germans is 105 (amongst the highest in the world)

what's the best area/city to live in in Israel?
what are the gun laws like - are you allowed to carry if you're not serving?
are you an ashkeNazi?

Is it relatively easy for a German Jew to migrate to America?

Why are you doing it?

That's okay you schwul bastard
I still like you

no
because there's literally nothing I can think of that germans do badly, except humor
>machinery
>software
>logistics
>sausages
>beer
>football
>finances
>even fucking coffee

germans lost ww2 (and even ww1) while Russia and France won and Spain didn't even participate
now look at the german economy, and look at the russians, french or spaniards
Germany's just lucky, that SOB nation got to be populated by germans

woman or gay?

Yes, have some relatives who did it with no problems at all.

Why did you call other people goyim ?
Do you feel really different from the rest of humanity ? If yes, why ?

Moar jewess qt's like this please

1) Do you think that your current geopolitical situation is sustainable?

2) How do you fight off long-term against an enemy that is more populous, breeds faster and can use lower cost weaponry and tactics than you?

3) I think your land strategy to claim the west bank is pretty good, but what do you do about the densely populated areas (e.g. Gaza)?

4) How does it feel to survive and thrive in a zombie apocalypse game (using the islamic mod)?

they hardly post them anymore

Are Jewish girls really tall or what? I've been pretty successful with women here. Generally if you're taller than the woman, you're fine.

don't forget making fucking panzers

anywhere in the center is alright
up north and down south is populated by too many sand niggers for my tastes
you need a permit and actual reason to be armed, but if you're serving you can carry your rifle to the fucking jungle gym with your kids
and yeah, russian

genetics I guess

>muh choosen ones

This is a gentile's board. You better run along.

I always liked it up North, Haifa area is nice and forested and also down South desert area is nice and quiet.

Center is too crowded.

>Weaboo imageboard created by a Jew
>This is our board now, no Jews allowed

Fuck off, mountainjew newfaggot.

> When Sup Forums start believing their own memes

Ayy, the faster the better.
When I get my Aliyah can I instantly enlist in the military to get le rifle?
Pretty good body 190cm but I don't speak Hebrew.

She's kinda ugly imo

Do you like jamón ibérico?

Could I score an Israeli babe even though I'm a goy?

well goyim literally means nations so it's not really an insult
technically speaking the jews are a ''goy'' too, as God supposedly promised to Abraham that his progeny will become a ''Great and numerous goy''
colloquially the word goyim refers to many nations, so it's just used to describe the plural nations that aren't jewish since jews are just one nation
and no
the nazis were right with one thing - europeans have excellent genes that I would definitely want in the israeli gene pool

1. wait until oil becomes obsolete
2. semi retarded sand nigger nations implode like syria or libya without petrodollars
3. nobody bankrolls palestinians anymore
4. palestinians become even more poor and more radical
5. we evict ALL palestinians to Jordan due to lack of choice
6. ???
7. SHEKELS

not really tall
but really, really self entitled