>be europoor
>eat at a restaurant
>gets charged for water
>ask for a water refill
>get charged a million euros
CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP
Be europoor
Carter Allen
Daniel Ward
>be amerifat
>eat at a restaurant
>have to pay the waiter's wage because their boss is a cheapskate
>get handed the bill
>pay 15% extra for sub-standard service
CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP
Michael Campbell
>be murrifat
>eat at McDonald's
>refuse to tip
>get shot
IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE
Liam Gutierrez
>gets charged for water
What?
Julian Morgan
>water
>at a restaurant
>ever needing a refill for water
i don't even know if a refill actually costs anything
Charles Ross
I mean, at least with Bush we could see that there was an effective governement behind him.
But now with your "45th president" your country just looks like you are totally in freestyle
Ian Ward
>be amerifat
>pay 7 (SEVEN) dollars for a bottle of water
>get shot
Colton Foster
wait
euros actually have to pay for water at a restaurant?
Kevin Lewis
you better be a stinking europoor, bub. cannot tolerate ameritraitors
Mason Adams
nah
Oliver Moore
No we don't
and we don't have to buy something to use a restaurant's or store's bathroom
Thomas Brown
yes, they are poor af
David Cooper
>and we don't have to buy something to use a restaurant's or store's bathroom
We don't either, it's just considered polite. Since I don't give a fuck about how normalfags see me, I use the bathroom without paying all the time.
Jaxon Bennett
No.
Michael Hall
>what is a cover charge
Landon Baker
>be disgustingly huge shartmeriburgerfatistanian
>soda is cheaper than water
>it comes with a complementary bullet delivered at 450 ft/sec
Daniel Carter
Well, it depends of the shopkeeper desu.
Sebastian Rivera
AAAHAAAAA! SEE
Parker Roberts
doesn't count
France isn't Europe anymore
Gabriel Bennett
Yeah, still most of them give you free water.
Kevin Hernandez
>be murrifat
>have to pay 120% tip or the waiter cums on your food the next time you go there
great thing you got going on there...