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This is clearly kino

HOLY SHIT

based Bay delivers the KINO of next year

Incredible cinema. Never seen anything with this much depth.

>not Armageddon 2

D R O P P E D

>NO, OPTIMUS!

OSCARS BTFO. BEST PICTURE 2017.

YEP IT'S KINO BOYS

>optimus is kill
>lol nvm hes back
what did they mean by this?

Why do The visuals keep getting shittier in these films

Anthony Hopkins will sign up for anything

>unicron
>evil optimus
>quintessimals
>bumble bee dies and cliffjumper takes his place
>optimus dies for reals and rodimus takes his place

unicron a big

VULGAR KINO IS BACK BAYBEE

>trailer starts with piano note
STOP.
STOP IT.

not gonna lie, I literally said "oh shit" when that happened. Its not often they do this kind of shit with Optimus Prime (Season 2 of TF:P comes to mind) but its intriguing to say the least.

If any of that happens I may openly apologize to Michael Bay in public just for the sheer insanity of that actually happening.

CGI is done by pajeets or something now

For what? Bay has always been /ourguy/, we defended him while the low-test anti female-objectification redditors criticized him

im going to bet that optimus attacks bumble bee because he has a chip that is tracking bee and is just breaking it

the Transformers trailers are really something else.

why still no Shia tho? most of the original movie's cast is returning.

Why does Optimus just tell Bumblebee that?

DUDE WEED LMAO

Holy shit, Hot Rod is going to speak with a French accent

Wiki says Industrial Light & Magic are still the main visual effects company.

His eyes are purple. It's dark energon.

Because that doesn't make an exciting, misleading action shot for the trailer.

oh? i dont think ive heard of that. whats tldr on dark energon

ALLAHU AKBAReu

I think he's done with blockbusters, now he is some kind of cheguevarafag or something

It's just a corrupted version of energon. energon is what gives transformers life. unicron is corrupted with dark energon and megatron tries to use it to give himself more power.

so he's going to incite a thousand Vietnam wars in Latin America? what a dated faggot.

...

so they are basically setting up unicron.
>optimus somehow is in space
>is found by unicron
>corrupts him
>somehow arthur fits into this

>Squeeks
>All he says is "Chihuahua"

>most of the original movie's cast is returning.
even Kevin Dunn?

Michael Bay is a fucking visionary

I'm not seeing Goosefat Bill Wilson.

nah, that guy is Lebouf's father, isn't he? but Duhamel, Gibson and Turturo are returning. we saw Duhamel in the trailer as the soldier guy.

Ah fuck they've dragged Hopkins into this franchise now

isabela a CUTE

How can one man be so based?

Does Anthony Hopkins need money? Did he get divorced or hit with back taxes?

God, I fucking hope not. Judd Nelson is and always will be Hot Rod.

I can't even make out who that's supposed to be. My first guess is an obscure character named Erector.

Does he have Parkinson's?

whats going on here

FORGIVE ME BAY

based bay fucking a bunch of victoria secret models

ITS FUCKING KINO HOLY SHIT

How many statutory rape jokes in this one? I'm gonna say at least 5.

looks pretty good

HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME UNICRON

Unicorn is clearly the giant planet.

>i lived to hear hopkins utter the words optimus prime

>no qt Jewess Nicola
wtf I hate Bay now

Wait a second wheres Shia Lebouf at

does that little latina get PRIMED.com or should i pass on this?

Last one was bad, but I enjoyed it.

This, however, looks legit good. I probably jinxed it.

depends if they like little 15 yr olds

>transformers movie
>90% of dialogue and footage is from humans
>protagonist is human
>transformer has one line of dialogue
>its the same transformer that has gotten any character out of four movies
>the same "transformers have actually been one earth all along!" plot
>optimus is dead again guys
>also I know we said he would be going on a space adventure last time but we cant have a human protagonist if we do that lol
>"wow, I cant wait for the next exciting installment in the adventures of Cade Yeager!" - said no one ever
Oh boy I cant wait to see how a little girl tries to fight Transformers. When I think Transformers thats the kind of story I want to see

Fuck you.

also there is 25 posts ITT and 8 IPs

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And there's our new opening scene

dont be such a downer, man. I mean, you're probably right, and nobody loves shitting on these movies more than I do, but have some fucking fun for once.

we was etc

This unironically looks good.
Also, Metal Gear

Is this another "Government hunting down transformers because of collateral damage" episode?

I'm starting to wonder if being in a Transformers movie is some kind dare, bet or bucket list thing. Either that or it's just the easiest paycheck in tinseltown.

Holy shit, did you guys notice the trailer song's lyrics?

They say "you have the most beautiful face" right when that ugly thing shows up. xD

Then, "we're floating in space" when optimus is floating in space.

transformers is kino desu

I like fun, thats why I love Transformers and hate these shit movies. For fun I watch the cartoons and read the comics
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here, fun

Pottery

Yeah I noticed that the lyrics were matching up with what was happening in the trailer. 'Beautiful face' was more synced with that girl though

Holy shit dude. Are you me? I thought I was the only one who watched this

Why is there some random new girl with Marky Mark?

WE WUZ KNIGHTS N SHIT

Was it just me, or does the cinematography look like a big step up from previous films? Judging by the trailer shots that is

he bring legitimacy to whatever he's in. he probably gets paid 5mil for 3 weeks of work.

friendly reminder that "Michael Bay is garbage XD" is a reddit meme

What if Bay had directed BvS?

But ILM does work for like almost all the big blockbusters. If anything, they're being stretched and prioritizing certain movies over others.

Absolute kino

He didn't direct it?

it would have made two billion dollars in the box office, seriously.

This robot got the succ lips.

He's making the titular fight 12 minutes long, demolishing the entire Gotham Port. The final half hour against Doomsday leaves a crater between Gotham and Metropolis. Wonder Woman gets casted as a sexy, young super model. Similar reviews, regarding story, but the action and sound design are signature Bay.

pretty much this

Hopkins will do anything for a buck but his casting in this is Orson Wells tier

Looks dumb as fuck.

Fucking plebs.

He would've had Mark Wahlberg as Luthor.
Actually fuck I want that version

I fucking loved all the Transformer films despite the harsh reviews and "muh ruined childhood" shite.

It's fucking fun to watch.

Nah it's not just you.
TF1 looked good too though.

Wonder Woman gets more screentime than Supes, that's for sure.

>haha mom look at me call people plebs, I'm so patrician xD

Fuck off, you don't know the meaning of the word pleb.

the only objectively bad one was the 4th one

and that was mainly because Grimlock didn't talk, easy enough to rectify

I wish. Would've put the fine touches that would've pushed it over the top.

And she would be hot
And played by a bimbo who would still be a better actress

>this triggered over a gay blockbuster for 9 year olds

You are the meaning of the word pleb.

I liked it because of Mark Wahlberg

What the fuck Sup Forums? Threads cheering on Transformers and the Fast and Furious movies? What the hell happened to my fellow patrician?

Its only the best thing to come out of g1, my man

>More colorful than the Snyder version
>Stanley Tucci as Lex Luthor
>No Senator Finch / Mommy's peach bullshit story. She's replaced by a strict military colonel that wants no aliens in here
>Luthor discovering Doomsday would have been simple as shit, but understandable
>Fight against Doomsday 10 minutes longer. Destroys half of both Gotham and Metropolis
>At least Aquaman and Cyborg have a bigger role
>Wonder Woman is a Bombshell model a la Megan Fox. More sexy revealing scenes
Probably would've had better reviews desu

transfomers was genuinely fun to watch while the fast and furious movies got better with the installments.