I never noticed how Sam put suicide pills in his mouth to ease the pain after cancellation

I never noticed how Sam put suicide pills in his mouth to ease the pain after cancellation.

lmao

Jesus christ man

Are there really non whites on Sup Forums?

Does being Sicilian count?

im ashamed that i know precisely what thread you're referring to

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does being finnish count
:DDD

No, just redditors roleplaying as niggers

you alt right babies really need to get a life haha

wait this is cancelled? i taught that was just hoax?

>tfw no more friday night redpills ;_;

we said whites not humans

Watch it Adolf.

>haha
haha

Unironically great post OP

Sam Hyde is a gigantic faggot

fucking lmao!!!!!! alt right btfo!!!!!

Does being Irish count?

Does being Somali (Argentinian) count?

No, my white (Hispanic) friend

Does being white count?

Does being an autistic alien count?

No, you're safe, my Slavic friend.

can you imagine being sam hyde? you're a 7th rate "comedian" with a small youtube following, and you notice that one of your ironic racism videos is getting a lot of views. you read the comments and they're all racist. you do some searching and find out that it's because your video was posted on Sup Forums.

you decide to pander to your new audience, ramping up the racism, sucking trump's dick, and being a poster boy for national socialism. at this point you're posting your own links on Sup Forums to get more youtube dollars.

things start to look up. you might have a deal with adult swim. there is a lot of hesitation on the side of AS, but they eventually roll with it after you tell them that you're only being ironically racist. you even tell them that you have had intercourse with black women before to prove it.

your show airs and the only fans are the people from Sup Forums. they spam threads on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /x/, reddit, newgrounds, etc to help MDE but it's hopeless. astroturfing doesn't increase your ratings. your show is canceled, but you spin it as if you only wanted one season. "AS was holding us back". you hope that a network like HBO will give you a deal. STARZ. TruTV. Anything. You exhaust all of your resources and connections. Nobody wants you because you're too toxic. But you're too "big" to return to youtube. It would be like the rising star actress who burned her bridges as she left her small town to act in hollywood, but got shot down so now she returns home with her hat in her hand and tail between her legs begging for a small role in the community theater play.

Sam's 15 minutes were up long ago.

does being mexican count?