Francophone Union when ?

We could be one GREAT powerful country. Enough to make Merkel shit herself.

mashallah, allah wills it

With Belgium and Switzerland? You must be fucking kidding me.

>KBL richelieu
w-what does that mean senpai?

Should we take whole Belgium and Switzerland?

It would really piss non-francophones off, that's for sure

If only...

...

>France leading the union

HNGGGGGR

Why don't you add Francophone Africa and Québec to it?

>mashallah, allah wills it
this. the next time France will be great again, France will be an emirate

Based Bavaria. Allah make Germany great again.
Nice, but no Swiss and no Northern Italia

>Says the king of Netherlands

WE

Slow and steady

yes

>French Croatia

HNGGGGGGGR

That would definitely cause a war between the Netherlands and France. Dutch armies are stationed throughout Belgium and Luxembourg. I'm not sure I'd like to see a war in which the French and the Dutch fight each other again.

Suisse want only money. They suck everybody

Netherlands ? Starting a war because of the anschluss of Belgium ?

>tfw flemish but would love to have Macron as my emperor.

>Luxemburg
>Schweiz
>French

>implying they're not

ALL HAIL TO THE TEENAGER EMPEROR

Yes.
Fuck off Frogs!

They'd be more german than french.
Anyways, Switzerland is only great because they are an independent small country with their own system. Annexed it would turn into something like Bavaria, or Austria. Nothing bad, but nothing special too.

bit rude tbqhwyfamalam

Swiss are Helvetic brothers

>be me
>american
>watch how yuropoors are having their petty land squabbles
>tfw I'll never have to deal with this
Feels good man

>TEXAS INDEPENDED
>COSTA RICA A FULL STATE
>CALIFORNIA INDEPENDED

We just meme about it, you guys actually want it.

We arent the ones holding referendums for an independent scotland or catalonia every few years

Something nobody gives a fuck about, except the Scots and Catalonians.

france is a shitskin country
nobody is afraid of france

You'll have to deal with this during the next world war my dude

Agreed, fellow German. Those monkeys need to return Elsass ASAP.

I am a Greek
germany is a shitskin country too

Mfw Spain has no more rightful clays, excepot pootugal.

Oh, I'm German on vacation.

Yo man, fuck merkel.

No thanks, I prefer a little younger and attractive.

proofs
germans are subhumans

>implying anyone will be alive afterwards

Antarctica is really the only place that would probably survive WW3, IF we're being generous here.

what an evil thinking
america is a dangerous shitskin country
even more dangerous to the human race

The Netherlands have no choice. Belgium and the Netherlands are de facto each others protectorate. The Netherlands sells equipement to Belgium and they develop new equipement with Belgium. Belgian and Dutch planes fly over all of the Benelux territory. Our navies have to listen to one common commander. A war between France and the Netherlands will be guaranteed by a French invasion. However, the outcome of the war will be determined by our allies.

Isnt benulux population = to france?

unfair to laugh at you, I might say the same thing about some US states

Benelux is about 30M people and France is about 67M people.

Not even close.
The Netherlands is way bigger than the rest of the Benelux, with 17 million.
France has one of the biggest populations in Europe.

Fuck non

Why Switzerland ? They're mountain jews.
We already have to deal with P*risians cunts, we don't need another set of arrogant cunts, which are even worse because they're vain and boring.

>They'd be more german than french
They're Allemanic and don't like to be lumped as German

It could be worse.

Fuck oui, mon pote.

> a fucking baguetter calling anyone vain
You sure have balls for a Frenchman Ill give you that

He's not a Parisian, of course he has balls.

No thank you,we're fine on our own

only if I'm granted a free french gf

No, you're suffering

I really can't think of a single advantage in joining France and ,even worse,walloons except for being part of a larger territory and a having stronger military

I care about those referendums because I care about the right to self-determination

how cute can you get Lulu? :3

>t. I'm better than you because I drive an audi : the country
Fuck yeah I am. Swiss are a vain, cultureless people that are only notable from being richer Germans. You make Germans look wacky, bold and non conformist next to you.

I really don't like tiny-ass countries. Please join.

Cuter than you,Gromperekapp

Don't insult Walloons, please.

This. Only us can insult them.

Absolutely rude and uncalled for, Lulu

>Potatohead
I find it quite the cute surname actually

Deep inside we know you love us.

Luxembourgeois are too cute for our world.

We need bloodthirsty gauls, not adorable and innocent mutts.

>Only us can insult them
Our terms for other countries aren't usually that insulting

But I love Walloons.

(unless you're a commie)

We love you too, François. Benelux + France STRONG

I frankly believe that for all the shit we give you, French actually love Belgians. We wouldn't joke about you if we didn't. Like nobody like or cares about Luxembourgeois and Swiss enough to make joke about them.
>Hungary
Is that the Scottish flag ?
Also Belarusians are nice not joking about anyone.

I don't think Flemish and Dutchies really like us...

I mean killing them and ravaging their land was one of our favorite pastimes, back then

Swisses are like Southern Europeans, you're vain and boast a lot(about your wealth) while the actual hard-working people in Switzerland are the French that go everyday in your country to make it works

I don't think Flemings dislike you. I mean one their favortie pastimes is going on vacation to France. The Flemish are just like Walloons, although they're a bit more on the Germanic side. I don't know about the Dutch though.

Please don't associate us with the Eternal Helvetie.

A dutch on /nederdraad/ said Flemish were actually really close to us, culturally, and that their "Dutchification" was really recent...

I don't know what to think.

The eternal Helvetic is our brother, tho

>t. The Eternal Bourguignon
Barcelona is a closer brother than the cunts on the other side of Lac Leman

I'm an eternal Turone :^)

>Barcelona

Fuck those commie catalans.

Yup I agree. Which says a lot about the Swiss

He's right. Flemings, like I said, are very similar to us on lots of topics. We actually have tons in common. The Dutch are selfish motherfuckers, very outgoing and big-mouthed assholes. Flemings on the oher hand are kinda shy and reserved at first yet they are the best buddies once you get to know them and break their little bubble. Literally the only thing that makes us different is the language, because culturally we're about the fucking same. And yes, I am positive, Flemings are closer to France than the Netherlands, yet they probably won't outright admit it.

WTF I love Flemings now

I know a family that lived and worked in Belgium a couple of years. She claimed that the French speaking community was generally assholes and the Flemings were generally nice.

We don't dislike the French - until they start talking about annexing us in a French speaking majority country.
We've been structurally disadvantaged in our own country for more than 100 years, even while we were the majority.

>until they start talking about annexing us in a French speaking majority country.

hehe

Obviously I'm biased as a French speaking Belgian but I don't think we're assholes. Maybe that family got a bit unlucky. We're a good bunch of peoples, most of the time.

She lived in Brussels and gave as an example a TV repairman that showed up at their apartment when they had problems with the sat TV. He didn't speak any English (which is understandable, since it's not an English speaking country), however once he noticed that they couldn't speak French he just flat out refused to do anything to help them. Eventually she managed to convince him by trying to speak Spanish with him to help them, but he was very mad and unprofessional.

>Brussels

People who live in capital cities are pure trash.

I am a Roman

subhuman Gaul peasant
subhuman Basque
Bavarian shitskin subhuman
Occitan shitskin
Saxon immigrant living in America
subhuman Saxon

He's an asshole although that's one bad episode out of a couple of years. Working class people tend not to know a lot of English, though he should have tried his best to help anyway.

>annexing a whole country because a minority speaks french

you just went full russian

Majority in Switzerland and belgium are not francophone, you language killing, colonising fags.

or german

you shitskin subhuman

I am a gaul

They have French blood in them but they don't know it yet

Kek, you forget us and the italians work therr too.

You are just romano-gauls with a former frankish (germanic) ruling class.
Your identity issues are nearly as bad as the bong's.

>romano-gauls

Just gauls. Romans are shitskin subhumans.

>Francophone union
>does not include an independent Québec or Acadia

frogs outside of europe are just slaves.

I am a Roman
you are subhuman Celtic shitskin