Arrive to new region

>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

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Oh, it's you again posting this particular text.
Fuck off

old people think out loud without realizing it. the line between speaking and thinking is thinner than you think when you've spent decades doing one beside the other, it's almost a reflex to say what you're thinking for people above the age of 40

What happens if you try and build a house outside the city walls? Do they shoot you?

>dat cgi

Why didn't they just drop the Ring in the middle of the ocean?

And people unironically say it's a good movie

I will never understand this meme

I always thought it was a really cool city design, just sayin.

That looks like Europe in the Mediaeval Age

They didn't even know the Oceans existed

He probably had been seeing the city while being miles away from it. The fact that he calls it by name only when he almost reaches it is stupid.

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I do this all the time to my gf at random places. Pisses her off to no end.

Example
>driving around
>get lunch at fast food
>before we enter the door I stop, put my hands on my hips and look up at the sign
>Say "Burger King" as if I were in awe
>She walks ahead in embarrassment

gonna start doing this, thanks man

Incorporating this into my life. Thanks.

someone gonna find it the whole point is to make sure no one ever does find again you fdukcing read the books unalaianianainaiandanaiaianiaaianainaianaianianainianianainanianainaianaia

But he says "Minas Tirith...City of Kings" so you should say
"Burger King... Home of the Whopper."

what are you going to do out there user?

You get raped by roving bands of orcs

Because even without the ring Sauron would have conquered middle earth. They had to take the ring to Mordor and destroy it because only that would destroy him. Of course if he found them and took the ring then it would make his conquest of Middle Earth about 10 times easier. So basically the quest of the ring was a huge double or nothing gambit but it was their only choice.

Fucking kek. I can't wait to get a girlfriend so I can start doing this.

the ring makes itself found

unless it doesn't lmao

Why are you looking at the horse's asscrack, huh? Why? Huh?

Peter Jackson can't into suburbs. Same with the design for Edoras, Bree, Dale

kek

This needs more (Yous)

The horse's name is Exposition.
You see he's been through the desert on a horse with a name. It felt good to get out of the rain.

Why are you NOT looking at the horse's asscrack? That's one fine horse ass, my friend.

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Outstanding.

That is such a terrible idea holy shit frodo

the ring would find a host in some unspeakable deep sea abomination which would then deliver it to Sauron

Sauron had pirates for that case

I will sample this method, and report back

is this nigga serious

did you even watch the movie

also dubs

>mfw I do this too

all old people do this.

the other day my dad picked me up from school to take me to my mom's (their divorced).

>in front of her house
>brings car to a halt
>says your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

Checkem

Include me in the r*ddit screencap

This is the most reddit thing I've read all week

You have to go back

No son, you are the reddit.

hmmmmm....

Holy fuck actual king laughing out loud at this.

>their divorced
what?

He said it to pippin.

Nah, thats nothing. But what really pisses me off tho... the dead land around it. What do the eat? do they eat magic? You gotta farm the fucking land. A huge castle, your capital city is in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.

i will do this now

their divorced what

cause they wanted to kill sauron, basically what this nigger said

Keep it up user.

hello r/Sup Forums

upboated good sir XDDD
>just go back

>I still mistake movies meant for entertainement with the boring parts of real life cause I'm a dumbass

>this thread

hi reddiit

My sides

Tolkein addresses this logic in the book. They rationalize that it's better to destroy it now than wait until it's found again, because there's no telling what circumstances it will be found again.

>be in my car
>driving to LA
>spot the skyline
>pull over
>get out
>hold my hands up in the direction of la
>"CITY OF ANGELS"
>get in my car and keep driving

Seriously tho, why didn't they just leave the Ring in a safe place like Rivendell, take some lava from Mt. Doom and pour it on the Ring later?

That's farmland.

Why didn't the eagles just fly the ring into space?

Why didn't Aragorn just use it as a cock ring?

What if the Ring were to make contact with the Silmaril while underwater?
Would it burn?

Who the fuck are you quoting you miserable double nigger?

In the books there's a smaller, outer wall that encompasses the area around the city proper, which is full of farmland rather than wild steppe.

If you're going to go to the trouble of going all the way to Mount Doom, you might as well take the ring with you.

>mfw reading that in Gandalf's voice

>total population judging by the area can't be more than 10K
>great city

Well seeing as how the lava is hot enough to melt the ring, and the ring is unmeltable by anything else, exactly what are they going to move the lava in? a cup made of a bunch of rings of power?

how the fuck would you "take some lava from Mt. Doom"

use the eagles

Why don't they just all get together and make a Ring of Power more powerful than the One Ring?

They could use a palantir to drill a hole in another palantir and pour the lava there

Leaving the Ring in a safe place would substantially decrease the chance of it corrupting you and you wouldn't run the risk of orcs finding it on you if you were caught.

>>before we enter the door I stop, put my hands on my hips and look up at the sign

Why didn't he make two rings just in case?

But Ringwraiths will come looking for it anyway, and nowhere's safe for long anyway. Even Rivendell was at risk while the Ring was there.

They didn't have a thermos for the lava user.

gondor is a pretty big kingdom...

Also the Elves were getting the fuck out of ME and sailing to Valinor. Who would have kept the ring safe then?

In the books, it is fertile farming land. But they simply ran out of money in the films. Plains suited them better anyway for the big battles and cavalry charges.

Memeing aside, why didn't he just fucking push Isildur into the lava? LITERALLY would have saved millions of lives.

I don't think they even went into the Mount Doom in the books, but even if they did
>scrawny half-elf vs strongass numenorean with a Ring of Power
Elrond wouldn't have stood a chance.

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they call you a pleb

>push isildur
>elfs are forever traitors
>do nothing
>humans are weak

>he slipped and fell

It's not cgi user it's real. I live in NZ I would know

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this post is almost reddit

only difference is it's actually funny

more like
>he slipped and fell on my behind while we were both naked

So, considering the numenorean line comes from Elrond's brother, would that be considered kinslaying?

>Ay man why did u kill our heroking who just slew sauron
>Fucking elves, holocaust now

+1 internetz to you

Toasting in epic bread

Reddit

Oh my

Ever went to the middle of the ocean? Shit's time consuming as fuck.

Bullshit

NZ isn't a real place

someone post the elrond shitposting comic

Is this the freshest meme?

This one?

yes, that one

Why didnt they drop the ring into anoter vulcano

I mean nobody would even get close to the lava to pick it out there

>Cant use eagles to fly to mount doom, the eagles have their own will etc.
>LOL we will just pick you up right right outside the volcano after the ring is destroyed
Why were the eagles such assholes?