Who's going to play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who's going to play him in the inevitable biopic?
Hunter Jones
Austin Campbell
That haircut can only originate in America
Jack Thomas
why do they capitalise all words? I needed 3 readings to get what they mean
Caleb Thompson
kek
if a woman did it, she wouldnt have even gone to prison
Bentley Sanders
It's called a headline
Bentley Perry
A judge did the exact same thing last year and never served a day. Justin was fucked because he was googling all kinds of crazy shit and posting on the Reddit childfree subreddit before the death. Also sexting a bunch of chicks.
Dylan Green
The guy who plays Eugene in the walking dead
Kayden Perry
well, that's not how it works in my country
right, she'd get death penalty
Connor Ortiz
You're absolutely right. Here's some local news from my wonderful feminist country
>A mother who drowned her newborn son in a sink before leaving her home to write a university exam will not spend time behind bars, though a judge described her actions as "abhorrent."
>Courtney Saul was sentenced to two years' probation in provincial court in Kamloops, B.C.
>Saul was a student at Thompson Rivers University when her baby, George Carlos, was born on Dec. 15, 2011.
>Court heard Saul gave birth alone in the bathroom of a basement suite where she was living.
>"She held the baby for some time, but she had an exam that day," Crown lawyer Will Burrows said. "Because she had the exam, she didn't know what to do. She finally decided she should drown the baby. She did that in the sink and then she went to her exam."
>murders newborn
>feels sorry about it
>no jail, 2 years probation
Thomas Lopez
>a woman getting the death penalty
Jordan Bell
Too bad your mom didn't leave you in a hot car
Eli Wilson
America is fucked
Carson Diaz
>male feminists getting triggered
Daniel Russell
en.wikipedia.org
Yall are retarded.
Jackson Adams
John Candy
Juan Allen
Aileen Wuornos
Jack Gonzalez
he got the hotheads out when no one else would
Hunter Rivera
>life in prison for an accidental mistake
pedo rapists murderers get less time than that
Jackson Cruz
Kevin James
John Lopez
>accidental
Luis King
>shooting your 3 kids vs forgetting your kid in the car
Elijah Thomas
He was a redditer. I find it hard to feel too upset
John Green
blacks cant swim
Jaxon Rodriguez
They really aren't giving their kids a snowballs chance in hell at success in life by naming them shit like JaTavious.
Oliver Young
>those names
Dylan Lewis
Why would they charge with hate crimes? Hate crimes only applies against minorities
You can't be racist against white people, you are just defending yourself
Brandon Gutierrez
Unless there is a strong current or undertow it's pretty easy to not drown. You lay on your back and try to keep your lungs as filled with air as possible most of the time. If you're really into some advanced shit you can move your hands like little boat propellers to move yourself towards shallow water and safety.
Panicking like a retard is how people die.
Aiden Jenkins
immature teen has traumatic experience birthing child alone and kills newborn. no jury is giving that person jailtime
Leo Parker
>DeKendrix
>JaTravious
>Takeitha
>Latevin
>LaDarius
Cameron Jackson
>She was just inexperienced and afraid so murder is ok
Wait a second
Jason Cook
WE
WUZ
Nathan Long
Found the numale cuck
Austin Myers
>i have never made a bad decision while under immense pressure
Jace Parker
How did it feel typing those names out?
Carson Parker
...
Luis Clark
not that lead to someones death, no
Austin Bennett
I was actually curious, it's an odd feel
Caleb Wilson
I never made a decision that resulted in a baby drowning so I think I'm pretty in the clear
Benjamin Wilson
oh my god
David Myers
holy kek
James Brooks
>exam
>immense pressure
Oliver Lopez
...
Ian Turner
CAR
NICE AND HOT
Mason Phillips
>i have never taken a televisual license examination
check your privilege american
Hunter Hernandez
DROWNING IN POO
Julian Jones
tip top kek
William Nguyen
>giving birth in your fucking toilet
>not immense pressure
are you tryin to get fookin spiderdecked m8
Luke Lopez
...
Luis Robinson
>>giving birth in your fucking toilet
a strong independent womyn should be able to handle that
Jeremiah Roberts
...
Isaac Edwards
And he picked Akon? How boring.
Wyatt Price
>those names
my fucking sides are GONE, nigga
Brody Carter
I'm black and I actually can't float, I still learned how to swim though
William Morgan
Water confirmed for racist.
Blake Robinson
That only works when you're fat. As fat is more buoyant than muscle.
t. former fatass.
Nicholas Rivera
I would have went with Time Bongo.
Jordan Lewis
no
Kevin Cruz
Looks like he found his answer
m.reddit.com
Alexander Reed
Yes.
Fatass.
Jaxson Carter
I don't think you read the story. It was far from accidental
John Richardson
you never stared at a girl with giant tiddies getting into the pool, those puppers rise to the surface
Ayden Evans
>m
>Atlanta
>reddit
you are scum