Yfw you realize Star Wars is a Jewish conspiracy to make kids believe that women and shitskins control the galaxy

yfw you realize Star Wars is a Jewish conspiracy to make kids believe that women and shitskins control the galaxy.

Huh?!

tfw when too smart to ever get into star wars

>Sup Forums

I'm all for racist rhetoric but nobody believes Star Wars is real.

They're always though. And we are all already sick of Star Wars. It will be another 5-6 years of these discussions.

>They're always though

is that a line from the prequels.

do you know what an anecdote is? an analogy? a metaphor? something doesn't have to be real to have an ulterior agenda.

>something doesn't have to be real to have an ulterior agenda
What do you think this has to do with my post? Do you think this means someone thinks Star Wars is real?

of course people don't think star wars is real, its the vision it serves which people think have merit and any analogous qualities to reality. star wars is written by people in our universe, not in the star wars universe.

>of course people don't think star wars is real
>women and shitskins control the galaxy
It's one or the other.

maybe some people think star wars is real but they're not exactly relevant since that is a sign of mental retardation

>Do you know what an anecdote is

Faggot do you, because an anecdote is normally a story of an event that transpired, whereas an analogy or a metaphor are means of making comparisons.

well you clearly don't because only one of those three words actually describes what you're getting at in the OP post.

>maybe some people
No, nobody does. You just said that, too. Make up your mind.

>Anecdotes may be real or fictional;[4] the anecdotal digression is a common feature of literary works,[5] and even oral anecdotes typically involve subtle exaggeration and dramatic shape designed to entertain the listener.[6]

sources: Kennedy, X. J. (2005). Handbook of Literary Terms, Third Ed. Upper Saddle River, NJ: Pearson Education. p. 8.

Jurgen Heine, "Die Anekdote" in Knorrich, Otto (1981). Formen der Literatur in Einzeldarstellugen. Stuttgart: Alfred Kroner. p. 15.

i was humouring the user that implied some people do think star wars is real. don't mind my hyperbolic statement.

you'll have to elaborate

>subtle exaggeration
>people believe star wars is real
Again, one or the other. Nothing subtle there, not even exaggeration. Is this as good as you're going to do?

>don't mind my hyperbolic statement
Hyperbole doesn't serve you if it makes you sound like a retard and you use it to change directions quickly in a bullshit argument you try to force in spite of having the weakest stance possible.

>Hyperbole doesn't serve you if it makes you sound like a retard

remember what site we're on, sometimes its ok to roleplay being a retard

>subtle exaggeration

whats the problem?

>whats the problem?
I just told you, it's neither subtle nor is it exaggeration.

>sometimes its ok to roleplay being a retard
Relevance? You're not pretending. You're just saying stupid shit.

>may be fictional
Fuck off kike

you gotta relax guy. ill concede on this one and accept im retarded and """saying""" stupid shit. good work.

>good work
I wouldn't call it work, didn't take any effort to show that you're retarded.

stop showing me up, it hurts my ego