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You can only post ITT if your country has defeated France
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Japan Beaten them in Stade de France a few years back. But of course I'm not Japanese.
I'm actually from Thailand but we never stole Laos from them.
^^
I though those were tanlines, I am disappoint.
>You did not defeat the frenchies with peasants
You are all plebs.
Good thread
Many years later I realize that it was a mistake...
Our basketball players aren't peasants, peasant.
posting
ok
You didn't expect me here, did you?
Why would it?
We would be better off under them
HOW FRENCHS ARE WEAK
EVEN MONACO DEFEATED THEM
Nah, communism was the mistake.
Je suis Charlie
You didn't
Ruled by a French king
You lost two World Wars, surrendered to us in two week during the Napoleonic Wars, and we bullied you for most of our history
We beat you, but your winter was stronger than us
French puppet state
You actually did but you did it when our country was in ruin and you were armed by Americano-Soviets too
bonus point for defeating an anglo-frog coalition
SUP MY NIGGAS
>all of Sup Forums post in the thread
>le winter meme
Overrated. Really, use your fucking brains and logic for once. How the fuck could the ENTIRE army die to winter?
Just because Moscow was given to Napoleon to ambush the french doesnt make France the winner. Now go eat shit and wave your white flag
nothing personal
lol hi
Does Vichy France count
Perhaps not in a war but in battles I'm pretty sure we have.
Hey guys! We haven't really defeated France but we do consider ourselves to be French! So does that count?
Stupid frogs. Kerguelen will be Peruvian again soon
ja
Not to insult you but Germany did defeat you when Otto von Bismark used fucking Hot Ballons to invaded Paris, which started the Franco-Prussian War, which Germany won
en.wikipedia.org
Hence the Germans are allowed here.
love you Cusco-kun! I will never stop loving you :3
*Snuggles with you*
I love you too Iro-chan!
>again
It was discovered by a Breton
Prussians were three times more numerous than us, and we were exhausted by our wars against the entire planet, and in the end we regained Alsace-Moselle
PASTRY WAR
WW2. Though we lost in the end.
Salut!
B-bonjour !
Ça va mon ami?
You can argue that the Franco-Prussian war was started by a shitpost.
True, although the original discussion between the German Prince and the France ambassador was cordial and polite. Bismarck than turned it into a shitpost because the Eternal Teuton never rests. I just find it hilarious that he launched a siege on Paris with air balloons. It was high tech stuff at the time but still, it adds a bit more hilarity to the situation than it already had.
FRENCH-INDIAN WAR
FUCK DUQUESNE
Wow, it looks like anyone can defeat France. Why are they still on the map?
hi :3
We beat ourselves during the French Revolution. Showed those limp-wristed frog fucks who's boss.
It double counts.
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Wow.
First and only time that we've defeated alone a world power army in a battle. And yes, it was France...
The peninsular war
Hello.
You mean the month long battle where you left under the promise that we would pay a ridiculous amount of money we never actually paid because you were afraid of the British Navy, and would late use as an excuse for the actual invasion, that you lost?