*Hiss* *Hiss* *Hiss* FUCK ME FUCK ME!!

>*Hiss* *Hiss* *Hiss* FUCK ME FUCK ME!!

How do you respond?

*unzips crucifix*

O-okay...

Technically, fucking an underaged girl under the possession of the devil is legal, since the devil gave you consent.

>this is what Christians actually believe

Yeah FUCK YOU BITCH!

...

i'd say "you look pretty fucked already, kid."

ba dum tssshhhhhhhhh

Just look at her face !!!

I can't find Theatrical Cut to save my life, only the one with meme spider-walk.

I actually kekd.
I know, I hate me too.

That's not a feminine penis, back to the depths of hell, devil!

>What did you mean by this?

Same. The one with the Pazuzu faces popping up in kitchen appliances.

T-Cut was way better from what I remember of it.

But then again, I'm the only faggot in existence who thinks The Exorcist 2 is Kino.

In the tv show sequel, the priest actually goes down on Regan's daughter for a few seconds (he's having a vision of the woman he wants to fuck).

Oh no, I wouldn't dare.

scary movie 2 is the thinking stoners fave movie
watched it at least 50 times when i was a wastoid tbqh

Keep your fingers away from my goddamned dick.

Source?

I can't I have ED.

What do you mean "source?" It's just a photo of Linda Blair.

Now I have to rewatch that JAV about the possessed girl and the ghost girl

No, FUCK YOU!!!

please sign this contract granting me your consent for coitus, and dont stop affirming your desire to continue

of course, you have a right to regret the act and retroactively retire your consent, in which case I will comply with everything requested of me by the authorities