*unsheaths katana*

*unsheaths katana*

*blocks your path*

b-back off?!?

Oh my god!.. Its looking right at me

TINY

ENEMY

CRAB

*walks in a circle around it*

That was easy

I swear movie theaters are making it harder to dip my crab legs with this whole "live free range crab" policy they've implemented this year

Impressive sword, but if you think you can fight my STAND 『Flavor Town』you'd be in for a suprise.

>jojoshit

...

Damn, how did you know

>he hasn't trained his falcon to grab the crab in its talons, fly it into the cinema kitchen, and drop it in a pot of boiling water
Why even bother owning a falcon?

Crabs shouldn't carry knifes

Didn't take the better value >live free crab hard

*unzips scissors*

That kills the crab.

I didn't really understand where all these stupid "anime dialogue" memes came from until I watched dubs

The ham levels are off the charts

*teleports behind you*

BAKANA

Pssh nothing personnel kidd

Story behind this?

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Guy raped then killed then raped his roommates with 2 katana swords

Wow what a jerk!

Way ahead of you, bitchnigger

But why?

Norm's stories are true Kino.

>That guy sounds like a REAL jerk!

It's basically a bribe so predators won't chase it. Better an arm than your life. It's the same reason some lizards' tails can just drop off under stress. I don't know if the crab can regrow the arm like a lizard regrows the tail, though.