Favorite album

>favorite album
>age you lost your virginity

ITCOTCK
15

good thread

>pic related
>2

what an absolutly unfunny image

>Station to Station
>Right before turning 17

Anything below 15 is pretty fucking disgusting desu

>Cardiacs - Sing to God
>16 or 17, can't remember.

>Low
>19

18, woo

I dont get the picture, the fuck Bernie has to do with Shrek/Smashmouth

>he doesn't get it

>Aphrodite’s Child - 666
>18 years old to a fat prostitute for 60 dollars

just a reminder that if you didn't lose your virginity before age 20 you're a pathetic person who will die alone

7, I was raped

Lucky bastard

>18

spbp

ITT: OP brags about losing virginity yesterday and posts le DANKKK reddit sanders meme

t. virgin

im a 19 y/o virgin

based benie le dank SHREK lol!

>15
It was in a sears changing room too
The girl was fucking crazy but no regrets I guess

19

23yo virgin I'm sorry Jim

15

kek

loveless
see above

>ITCOTCK
>15
And yet you still post on Sup Forums. Wew.

pending

Crimes by The Blood Brothers or The Ichthyologist by Giant Squid.

14.

18

Until Fear No Longer Defines Us
29 to a prostitute

I hate myself and want to die

>pic related
>20 yo virgin

>16

15, one summer up in California

If I were a girl

>Brian McKnight - Anytime
>16

Funnily enough, my first date was with a jewish girl, just like those Zappa describes in Jewish Princess, she didn't shave, was really smelly and had an unibrow

>The Eminem Show
>13 or 14
To a chick I met online weeks before. Thinking back it was pretty risky and she could've been a 40 year old man since all I got were pictures before we met.

either spiderland or pink moon, at the time it was houdini
17

tbf Zappa says similar things about catholic girls

13

>19 year old virgin
I don't want 2018 to be another year of this shit. I really need to change myself

>And yet you still post on Sup Forums. Wew.
at work. bored as fuck.

Even 15 is a little trashy

That's why I prefer Wiccans. Also lesbian now... so...

>being this mad over your own slow development

Pic Related
15

still got it

Indeed, I will defend my stoned 15 year old fuck with my honor.

With a favorite album that shitty it's no wonder you get swerved

i have a pretty bad case of jock itch right now because of a wiccan. or maybe it's because i have a labor job. idk more fun to blame some bitch

I agree but it isn't terrible
>slow development
>had underage intercourse
Slow development is >20, imo

>Hate Forest - Sorrow
>virgin, but not really interested in sex that much desu

20

>the good the bad and the queen
>never lost it, i turned to 2D years ago

>hate forest

I'd have missed the one straight fuck in my life if I hadn't had underage intercourse.

Much better pic

Still haven't at 22. I've basically given up at this point.

>anal virginity at 8 or 9
>actual virginity at 12

You never had a virginity, sounds like you were fucked from the start

I still don't understand anal sex... It's always confused me, like it can't possibly be pleasant to have a dick up your ass.

Maybe not for females but males got prostate stimulation going for them.

I'm 24 and lesbian, so it doesn't apply to me. But I don't get it. My gay highschool english teacher has tried to explain it, but I still am confused

>Exai
>18

Ahh, okay. So there's some benefit for gay guys.

idk just keep it in your pussy. if you aren't one of those flakes waxing poetic about how good pooping feels then you won't like it. the girls who like anal are the types who were sticking bottles up their ass in grade 6.

18

16

Nope, I'm about as far away from enjoying taking a shit as I can get.

what is your favourite album Chad? How do I get as much pussy as you?

>18yo virgin
I'm a solid 8/10, 6'0, 154lb. My problem is that I'm stupid as fuck.

>8/10
>154lb

I grew up in a small village, kids had huge ass gardens and desolate houses nearby and nothing to do. It was only natural i guess

>6’
5’11”
>8/10
4/10
>Solid 150lbs
Twig soyboy

Virgin confirmed

>pic related
>N/A

Beatles Abbey road. Bitches love that shit you fucking beta

19 year old virgin reporting in

I'm a new /fit/izen, one of my next year's goal is to have big gainz.
I just told you that I'm a virgin, retarded frogposter, gtfo and start lecture comprehension 1.

Ys

Still virgin at 27. Not making any effort to lose it

16
Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head
I got my first kiss from my first love that night too, all the way in Georgetown (I'm from Michigan)

19

>16

Severely underrated post

>Pearl Jam - ten
>18

ah, the classic nick-drake-permavirgin-combo

went out of my way to lose it to a hooker and i can tell you its pointless to wait. no special virgin 30 year old is waiting for you, and you are just going to feel left out

Yeah to me it's obviously trashy too, but it's amazing how much difference there is between countries when it comes to this. Like I was 17 and had a Turkish friend who was super surprised that I was still a virgin at the time, apparently guys in Turkey usually lose it at fucking 14 or something.
why should the person he loses it to also be a virgin though?

>why should the person he loses it to also be a virgin though?
do you really want a woman with more experience in the sack than you do? or is this that new cuck culture millennials are all about?

>metal
yeah, makes sense

>a woman who actually knows what she's doing instead of an awkward child or a dead fish
Yeah, sounds truly horrible.

Fucking love that album.

kek kek kekko

your highschool teacher tried to explain the pleasures of anal sex to you?

I imagine at least at that age you're grown up enough not to care as much anymore about the woman having "too much experience" and rather about the emotional connection you can have with her.
Don't know why I'm even replying honestly, the unironic use of "cuck culture" tells me this just has to be bait

26
Never give up anons ;)

17

>a woman who's probably had way better sex than she's about to have with you is totally desirable

You're literally a cuck. I almost dumped my gf in high school after she told me she had slept with someone else before we dated. You drive a used car as well?

I don't feel left out. Vidya and music is all I need in life. I've ascended.

>age you lost your virginity
>Sup Forums
nice one OP

>pic
>17

>afraid that another man is better than you
>unironically calls other cucks
Well, thanks for the chuckle but jeez, dude, do something about your insecurity. It feels bad even reading about it.