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>Rabada's absence will also have a small impact on South Africa's transformation numbers, which don't apply from game to game but do add up over the course of a season. South Africa are required to field a minimum average of six players of colour, of which two must be black African.

What a meme

>average

so what, they'll run a B side of coloured players against weaker opponents?

*farts*

*inhales deeply*

How sad. SA is going the way of Rhodesia fast

hate African post-colonial politics

anyone seen a hooker in a foreign country before?

Most are mate

Oh "in"

No I'm not a loser

Hate it when the butcher doesn't use gloves and gets their hands all over your debit card

Good.
I hope the ICC ban another darkie then we will have to field an all nigger team for the third test.

Girl

yeah have done it once in colombia. wouldnt do it again tho as she was dreadful

Got a curry cooking lads

Just don't want to get sick mate

Surely the Latinos would be throwing themselves at you to get a Big Strong UK passport, why get a prozzie?

hope fucking nadull doesnt win wimbledon

just did it once for a laugh really

basically The Smiths are the most frustrating band in history
they've got some absolute bangers and a whole lot of mediocre shit. love about half of the queen is dead and meat is murder, but hate the other half. They don't have a single good album. Sad!

absolutely howling at all these retards that go on holidays to south east Asian shitholes like indonesia and cambodia, expecting it to be just like bali

how do we fix The Smiths

yeah queen is dead has their best songs but also some filler

damn, how much was she?
thinking of going in bangkok when i stop over

merge it with meat is murder specifically headmaster ritual, what she said, that joke isn't funny anymore, how soon is now, barbariansim begins at home and the title track and you have a 10/10 album

Gonna get HIV lad

probably like £5, i saw this american guy take away this absolute stunner for the same price so that kind of encouraged me but mine was a let down. its all pretty fucking degenerate but i think thailand has something called blowjob bars which is quite intriguing

probably not
that's hilarious. yeah they do, i'll probably do one of the two when i'm over there.

>not being voluntarily celibate

>Iran
>North Korea
>Somalia
>Yemen
How do we rope these countries into the cricket fold?

wank to test cricket

Marr wrote all the music to those hits, how has he made nothing but shite for 3 decades since

we need to develop an autistic obsession in kim

someone go with that dodgy company and leave an ashes dvd for him

show them how shit yanks are at it

>play for 3 weeks
>draw
bravo rugby

tell me about Tarisai Musakanda

QdK at 8, what a meme.

Thred ded.

What's the deal with Afghanistan getting test status

Do they have Indians playing there or something?

They play on some absolute minefields out there.

afghan migrants learned the game in pakistan and brought it back

Wood is average, Woakes can't get fit soon enough.

What's the deal with the Hong Kong team being so good? Their literally banking on 5% of their population to form a team.

Bali is part of Indonesia

good cricket this

not for me mate

Place is full of people from all the test teams so I'd imagine the standard is pretty high

1-0

England better not do their classic thing of not being able to dismiss the tail.

my theory is that Morrissey (who was a massive fucking music nerd) was there to tell him what sounded good and what sounded shit
look at Morrissey's solo career, he had maybe five great albums. The guy obviously knows what works and what doesn't

yeah but it's a discrete unit in Indonesia. It's ethnically, religiously and culturally different from the rest of the country

the absolute state of South African cricket

Still managed to batter you guys at home.Might have clean swept you if Faf wasn't a retard with his "ballsy" "attacking declaration".

ENGLAND

the afghanis are unironically obsessed with it. Refugees in Pakistan brought it over and the Taliban banned every sport but cricket because it was filled with pakis

293 all out still on the cards

australia wuz weak then mate

Yeah that was a shit series

butt hurt

>Bread

anderson bowling jaffers

test

anyone got a steam
post script: I think a ban is incoming for me

cool ban evasion

based jimmy heeming philander out of the game

reckon the janny just muted me and the other guy

might pull a zachy b and sit out the ban lads

i dont really know how to evade them lol, can never find a proxy that works

6b2fb9a9e67aaabd63004059147dfdc46e882aba is the acesteam link lads

Fuck english men are ugly

How am I so handsome when I am of 100% anglo celtic stock lads

/350/ lads

Post face.

Nah

Is Warne steaming?

natural variation is the worst fucking meme

based england

...

>de cock

haha get it

warne just repeated the same sentence three times

post cock

Dane Van Niekerk AND Sune Luus are at the crease right now.

So why are you not watching the Women's Cricket?

Nah it's not great

qdk is elite

Get Broad off FFS.

drop him I reckon

what score do we reckon is on the cards?

Been a while since I've watched test cricket, anyone know a good site for streams?

download acesteam, click control T and paste that in

Feel bad for de Kock desu

all over

350

>acestream

donwloading CLASSIC WORLD OF WARCRAFT ELYSIUM SERVERS as we speak lads

Based fucking Goosey how's the rogue mate

has heath streak fixed Zimbabwe cricket

Anybody at Lord's today?

Kek

If the economy improves I unironically think he will.

Why do white people remain in Africa? Always was, always be AFRICAN land.

Nasser's face really is intriguing